Wanted: Nemesis

[Jim Dugger]

Sigh, I got nothin on that.

There was this doc named Carl
who rhymed out of time, but with style
He bought the big bike
Went out with the lights
Saying see you Doosh, tomorrow...

[Dave Felio]

At ECR two Sunday’s back,
I suddenly had an attack.
I had to go poo,
Didn’t know what to do,
Since I had to get back on the track.

I asked Maggie for some advice.
(She’s always so helpful and nice)
She wrinkled her nose,
And said, “I suppose…
You should go in the Big Green Device.”

I asked, “What the hell would that be?”
“The capsule-shaped thingy,” said she.
At the end of the row,
By Dugger’s chateux,
By the “One-Zero-One” that you’ll see.

I don’t think I quite understood,
Or her judgment of colors ain’t good.
For I’m still kind of vexed
Over what happened next.
Because things didn’t drop where they should.

[Tyler Berryhill]

This thread is starting to get real interesting.

[William Markus]

Strangest personals ad I've ever encountered.

[Peyton Inge]

Strangest personals ad I've ever encountered.

+1. In an abundance of caution, some of these guys may have to ride on the roof rather than IN the trailer.

[Joe Rodriguez]

I'd love to hate you if you would just show up.

Lol, you got it,
F1,Asbk & F40.....
;)

[Dave Felio]

Lol, you got it,
F1,Asbk & F40.....
;)

As Mr. Dugger's official nemesis, shouldn't you be postin' smack by now? We got like 3 days until ECR.