Formula Smack Results...........

Marv - How full of yourself do you have to be to post your lap times on a thread? I mean come on! The sad part about it is, you have dumped a ton of money in your motor and you can only run a 50. That's just down right pathetic. My 600 makes 97 (98 on a good day) horsepower and I was just half a second behind. I'm lookin' forward to World. Once I beat you there, it's all over but the cryin'. I think your number 1 goal should be keepin' it on the track. You had a hard time at OHR.

Bring it you old geezer!

Marv - How full of yourself do you have to be to post your lap times on a thread? I mean come on! The sad part about it is, you have dumped a ton of money in your motor and you can only run a 50. That's just down right pathetic. My 600 makes 97 (98 on a good day) horsepower and I was just half a second behind. I'm lookin' forward to World. Once I beat you there, it's all over but the cryin'. I think your number 1 goal should be keepin' it on the track. You had a hard time at OHR.

Bring it you old geezer!

ooooohhhhhh that's gotta hurt! Careful Derrick, this is the sleeping dog your mother warned you not to kick. Egg him on and he'll drop four seconds. Key word in your post ....half a second behind....Makes the dough worth it. I used to kick him around on my F4i, but the man has found some corner speed. In my view and probably yours too, the worst part is he's just getting faster, and next year he wants an '05. CRAP!! Means I'll probably have to get a 750 (no Honda) just to keep him in sight. Smackin' is fun, but getting spanked blows.

ooooohhhhhh that's gotta hurt! Careful Derrick, this is the sleeping dog your mother warned you not to kick. Egg him on and he'll drop four seconds. Key word in your post ....half a second behind....Makes the dough worth it. I used to kick him around on my F4i, but the man has found some corner speed. In my view and probably yours too, the worst part is he's just getting faster, and next year he wants an '05. CRAP!! Means I'll probably have to get a 750 (no Honda) just to keep him in sight. Smackin' is fun, but getting spanked blows.

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Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Smackin' is fun, but getting spanked blows.

Man... smackin', spankin', and blowin' all in the same sentence? sounds like you're speaking from experience here :p

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Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Smackin' is fun, but getting spanked blows.

Man... smackin', spankin', and blowin' all in the same sentence? sounds like you're speaking from experience here :p

Dr. “sandbagger” Smith, you just read the times and weep! I see they really struck a cord with you. I posted those slow *** times to give Beasley and Leon something to shoot for during their track day brother. You know, shake them up a bit, but I see the only shaking is coming from your camp. They would have been better times but I had a little trouble getting around your slow 600 ***. Yes, remember, I started from the third row dude, it was like passing a bunch of old ladies that were all over the road. See you at TWS my friend, bring whatever weapon you choose. I will be spanking your expert ***! And if by some freak of nature you beat me ……could I please borrow that protest letter you sent to the CMRA board to remain a novice last year bro?

Fyles, word to your mother, here is a much more intelligent note to self:

BUY A SUZUKI! DUDE! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Dr. “sandbagger” Smith, you just read the times and weep! I see they really struck a cord with you. I posted those slow *** times to give Beasley and Leon something to shoot for during their track day brother. You know, shake them up a bit, but I see the only shaking is coming from your camp. They would have been better times but I had a little trouble getting around your slow 600 ***. Yes, remember, I started from the third row dude, it was like passing a bunch of old ladies that were all over the road. See you at TWS my friend, bring whatever weapon you choose. I will be spanking your expert ***! And if by some freak of nature you beat me ……could I please borrow that protest letter you sent to the CMRA board to remain a novice last year bro?

Fyles, word to your mother, here is a much more intelligent note to self:

BUY A SUZUKI! DUDE! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Oh yea, one more thing Dr. Smith....Bite me!

Oh yea, one more thing Dr. Smith....Bite me!

Please, someone make this go to the next page....that big *** pic Beasley posted, cool that it is, is making all the letters run off the screen! Yea, I know Dr. Smith, har har, like marv at Oak Hill, thought I'd beat you to that one bro. BTW any chance you might change the ugly paint before TWS. What's the odds of you hitting another four foot tall grasshopper with a second bike (1K)?

Please, someone make this go to the next page....that big *** pic Beasley posted, cool that it is, is making all the letters run off the screen! Yea, I know Dr. Smith, har har, like marv at Oak Hill, thought I'd beat you to that one bro. BTW any chance you might change the ugly paint before TWS. What's the odds of you hitting another four foot tall grasshopper with a second bike (1K)?

Oh, cool next page!

Oh, cool next page!

IT'S ON!!! I'm gonna spank your *** if I have to trash my bike doing it.

Better lose at least 2 seconds at World or you don't have a chance. I just got back from da Hill and my times on my new weapon are equal to my 600. This ought to be interesting.

I think I'll mount mirrors on it so I can see you.........if they make magnifying mirrors that is.

IT'S ON!!! I'm gonna spank your *** if I have to trash my bike doing it.

Better lose at least 2 seconds at World or you don't have a chance. I just got back from da Hill and my times on my new weapon are equal to my 600. This ought to be interesting.

I think I'll mount mirrors on it so I can see you.........if they make magnifying mirrors that is.

did we ever clear up how is wearing the David shorts over their leathers?

did we ever clear up how is wearing the David shorts over their leathers?

<- is enjoying the respite and popping more popcorn.

<- is enjoying the respite and popping more popcorn.

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
IT'S ON!!! I'm gonna spank your *** if I have to trash my bike doing it.

Ok here it is solid evidence that smack talking can be hazardous to your health. Dr. Smith it's been on brother! Get ready for battle, but prepared to get served!

http://www.galeon.com/robin816/img/codazodelapobla

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
IT'S ON!!! I'm gonna spank your *** if I have to trash my bike doing it.

Ok here it is solid evidence that smack talking can be hazardous to your health. Dr. Smith it's been on brother! Get ready for battle, but prepared to get served!

http://www.galeon.com/robin816/img/codazodelapobla

Hey, this just in! I was able to obtain a photo of Dr. Smith's project bike. Fyles pay close attention we may be in trouble!

http://www.xsorbit6.com/users/odessa...ent/rocket.jpg

Hey, this just in! I was able to obtain a photo of Dr. Smith's project bike. Fyles pay close attention we may be in trouble!

http://www.xsorbit6.com/users/odessa...ent/rocket.jpg

Easy there Dr. Smith, I HAVE trashed a bike trying to put it to Marv at TWS. You boys play nice while I'm in Laguna, no fist fights at TWS please. If that is your project bike the yellow plates are gonna kill the look, and I'd worry about corner clearance on the fuel pods.

As for the David shorts, I believe J-Dub has the honors despite the DNS. You'll look so cute with the plumbs J-Dub, hopefully I won't be lookiing at Davids crack the whole race.

Easy there Dr. Smith, I HAVE trashed a bike trying to put it to Marv at TWS. You boys play nice while I'm in Laguna, no fist fights at TWS please. If that is your project bike the yellow plates are gonna kill the look, and I'd worry about corner clearance on the fuel pods.

As for the David shorts, I believe J-Dub has the honors despite the DNS. You'll look so cute with the plumbs J-Dub, hopefully I won't be lookiing at Davids crack the whole race.

ok. who spilled the beans on the project bike?

I can't tell you guys nothin'!

ok. who spilled the beans on the project bike?

I can't tell you guys nothin'!

what's the rake and trail measure out on that thing anyway?

what's the rake and trail measure out on that thing anyway?

I have no idea, but if Dr. Smith has the balls to ride that thing around TWS turning 1:48s, I respectfully retract the entire smack I have laid on the man on this thread. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Hey Smack Pack, have a great time at Laguna! I'm with you guys in spirit! Dr. Smith will you be going as well? Rossi called me for some pointers but I was not able to make it. Maybe you or Buck could give him a few in my absence, Pierson you can translate for them. :p

I have no idea, but if Dr. Smith has the balls to ride that thing around TWS turning 1:48s, I respectfully retract the entire smack I have laid on the man on this thread. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Hey Smack Pack, have a great time at Laguna! I'm with you guys in spirit! Dr. Smith will you be going as well? Rossi called me for some pointers but I was not able to make it. Maybe you or Buck could give him a few in my absence, Pierson you can translate for them. :p

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Originally posted by Troy Fuller:
Well, just a quick update . . .

Head is now ok, bike is not so good!

Totaled exhaust, forks, sub frame, body work and other small bits and pieces . . .

The bike and I will be ready for TWS!

As for the video, if I had somewhere to upload it, I would be happy to. Otherwise I will have it at TWS for you to review.

I would like to see the video, look me up #727, was a black yellow and silver 99 R6 , now a NEON Orange 05 R6, as much as I appreciate Marv and you getting together and you not being in front of me anymore, I still cant figure out how you went off the track, it seemed like a long time after you guys bumped in the exit of T1. Marv got around me on the drive out on to the front straight, I had been dicing with you (Troy), late braking and passing you in corners only to have your 50 HP advantage kill me on the straights.

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Originally posted by Troy Fuller:
Well, just a quick update . . .

Head is now ok, bike is not so good!

Totaled exhaust, forks, sub frame, body work and other small bits and pieces . . .

The bike and I will be ready for TWS!

As for the video, if I had somewhere to upload it, I would be happy to. Otherwise I will have it at TWS for you to review.

I would like to see the video, look me up #727, was a black yellow and silver 99 R6 , now a NEON Orange 05 R6, as much as I appreciate Marv and you getting together and you not being in front of me anymore, I still cant figure out how you went off the track, it seemed like a long time after you guys bumped in the exit of T1. Marv got around me on the drive out on to the front straight, I had been dicing with you (Troy), late braking and passing you in corners only to have your 50 HP advantage kill me on the straights.

I feel your pain Brian Fox. Fuller is tough to get around. Fortunately TWS is a big track. I'll be looking for you too. Ask Marv to explain his 600 advantage rule. :rolleyes: Only guy in the club who'll still cry while he's handing you your rear.

I feel your pain Brian Fox. Fuller is tough to get around. Fortunately TWS is a big track. I'll be looking for you too. Ask Marv to explain his 600 advantage rule. :rolleyes: Only guy in the club who'll still cry while he's handing you your rear.

Nope, I couldn't make Laguna this year. Funds are tight and my wife wants to go to Cancun.

Maybe next year...

Nope, I couldn't make Laguna this year. Funds are tight and my wife wants to go to Cancun.

Maybe next year...

David Shorts are washed and ready for DNS J-Dub. Rules for qualifying to wear the David Shorts outside your leathers will be made up as needed. Get the cameras ready.

David Shorts are washed and ready for DNS J-Dub. Rules for qualifying to wear the David Shorts outside your leathers will be made up as needed. Get the cameras ready.

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Nope, I couldn't make Laguna this year. Funds are tight and my wife wants to go to Cancun.

Maybe next year...

Hey I understand man...I'm in the same boat. Well maybe not the same boat as I can't afford to run off to Cancun! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] See you at TWS.

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Nope, I couldn't make Laguna this year. Funds are tight and my wife wants to go to Cancun.

Maybe next year...

Hey I understand man...I'm in the same boat. Well maybe not the same boat as I can't afford to run off to Cancun! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] See you at TWS.

no idea how the new bike will work out im expecting growing pains, the 99 was a bit of a cheater, well not in SBK I guess, but the new one shouldnt be too hard to get used to, guess we will see if you guys can get by me. got the same prob on the 750 in the A SBK race except ill have some enduro practice on it from saturday.

no idea how the new bike will work out im expecting growing pains, the 99 was a bit of a cheater, well not in SBK I guess, but the new one shouldnt be too hard to get used to, guess we will see if you guys can get by me. got the same prob on the 750 in the A SBK race except ill have some enduro practice on it from saturday.

Actually I think we're flying into a hurricane. At least it ain't "Hurricane Marv"!!

I'm sure we'll still have a good time, I'd hate to die in some boring natural disaster like a hurricane.

We're leaving tomorrow so I think this is the last post for a week on the smack thread. Be nice behind my back while I'm out.

Actually I think we're flying into a hurricane. At least it ain't "Hurricane Marv"!!

I'm sure we'll still have a good time, I'd hate to die in some boring natural disaster like a hurricane.

We're leaving tomorrow so I think this is the last post for a week on the smack thread. Be nice behind my back while I'm out.

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Actually I think we're flying into a hurricane. At least it ain't "Hurricane Marv"!!

I'm sure we'll still have a good time, I'd hate to die in some boring natural disaster like a hurricane.

We're leaving tomorrow so I think this is the last post for a week on the smack thread. Be nice behind my back while I'm out.

Be safe and have fun. We'll try to go easy on ya! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Actually I think we're flying into a hurricane. At least it ain't "Hurricane Marv"!!

I'm sure we'll still have a good time, I'd hate to die in some boring natural disaster like a hurricane.

We're leaving tomorrow so I think this is the last post for a week on the smack thread. Be nice behind my back while I'm out.

Be safe and have fun. We'll try to go easy on ya! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Hey Derrick & Marv,
Im baaack... Derrick, Dont sunburn your *** in the hot Mexico sun, it will hurt twice as bad when I spank it at TWS, but I will be more than happy to put a little aloe on it after the races, help sooth the pain for that long ride home.

Marv, I don't know how you have money to put gas in your car as many times as you have smashed up your gixxer and rebuilt it this year. And all this smack about your Cambora motor... blah blah blah, yeah you were pulling me at the hill, until you hit the brakes about fifty seven feet before me, all that hp dont equal squat if your gonna shut down an hour before the turns...
Woo I feel good! Rossi and the boys gots my blood pumpin! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Myles

Hey Derrick & Marv,
Im baaack... Derrick, Dont sunburn your *** in the hot Mexico sun, it will hurt twice as bad when I spank it at TWS, but I will be more than happy to put a little aloe on it after the races, help sooth the pain for that long ride home.

Marv, I don't know how you have money to put gas in your car as many times as you have smashed up your gixxer and rebuilt it this year. And all this smack about your Cambora motor... blah blah blah, yeah you were pulling me at the hill, until you hit the brakes about fifty seven feet before me, all that hp dont equal squat if your gonna shut down an hour before the turns...
Woo I feel good! Rossi and the boys gots my blood pumpin! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Myles