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I guess this shot best sums up Calahandjobs riding ability. I must say Ergle does truly capture the true spirit of his subjects. I thought he only rode the 600 like a fairy.
Edit to beat you to the punch.....I ride like a girl so I dressed like a girl. HAR HAR HAR.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ck/smack16.jpg
I guess this shot best sums up Calahandjobs riding ability. I must say Ergle does truly capture the true spirit of his subjects. I thought he only rode the 600 like a fairy.
Edit to beat you to the punch.....I ride like a girl so I dressed like a girl. HAR HAR HAR.
This is gettin' better all the time. Now 'ol Buck is smacking himself. Don't make it a habit, 'cause like your mama said, you'll go blind. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
This is gettin' better all the time. Now 'ol Buck is smacking himself. Don't make it a habit, 'cause like your mama said, you'll go blind. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
I can't believe you losers would let this thread fall from the top ten with only one race left in the season. I know several of you are in Championship preservation mode but daaaannnnggggg!! You can still talk the talk even if you'll be baby steppin' around at TWS. I've taken time out of my now busy hurricane prep schedule to let you all know that you still suck, and I have nothing to loose at TWS. I'll be kickin' it into overdrive to capture bragin' rights for the off season. Bottomline.......If I beat you at TWS you'll have to listen to me gloat all winter long. If you can't step it up I'll have to start you a new thread for the SHMUCK pack................
I can't believe you losers would let this thread fall from the top ten with only one race left in the season. I know several of you are in Championship preservation mode but daaaannnnggggg!! You can still talk the talk even if you'll be baby steppin' around at TWS. I've taken time out of my now busy hurricane prep schedule to let you all know that you still suck, and I have nothing to loose at TWS. I'll be kickin' it into overdrive to capture bragin' rights for the off season. Bottomline.......If I beat you at TWS you'll have to listen to me gloat all winter long. If you can't step it up I'll have to start you a new thread for the SHMUCK pack................
What's the big deal about .7 of a second? Why don't we talk about .903 of a second or 7.225 seconds? NO! WAIT! How about .268 of a second and 2.147 seconds? Even better yet, why don't we just about doubling those numbers and talk about 1.800 seconds or 14.400 seconds?Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
.7 seconds .... .7 seconds... let's see... yeah, I guess you could get .7 seconds ...
Huh, JW?
What do all those numbers mean?
7.255 seconds
The margin between JW and his first podium during a lil' ole F1 race on a beautiful late June afternoon at Oak Hill.
.903 second
Even when Dr. Smith "waited for you" in tech as you came out of Turn 8, it was that .9 each lap that left you in that "Third Bridesmaid" spot (4th place).
3.145 seconds
Oak Hill and F1 revisited a little over one week ago.
Though you cut an average of 2.719 SECONDS off of EACH lap in this F1 race, it was... you guessed it...
.393 of a second
... short of what you needed each lap to not only put Mr. Bernett, but Mr. Fuller as well, into that "also ran" category and secure your first podium in F1.
What of the other "numbers"?
14.400 seconds
Interestingly enough, if you had ran the same numbers in the June visit to Oak Hill as you did at the last visit... that would have been the margin between third place (YOU) and fourth place (Smith). The single lap margin 1.8 seconds.
Since we are playing "What If's"... instead of 7.255 seconds (or .903 each lap) that separated you from third place last June, your Sept. times was 6.024 seconds (or .753 each lap... actually) that seperated you from having Mr. Turner stare (in disbelief) at your butt crossing the finish line in SECOND PLACE!
All the same, six seconds is a pretty big leap. Especially since you had improved your total time by 21.712 SERCONDS! So, I guess even asking for an additional improvement of 3.145 seconds to get your first podium is a tad much as well, right?
When it comes to your two "performances" at Oak Hill F1 races... I think you pretty well nailed it on the head with that statement. After all, if you went back to Oak Hill and cut another 20+ seconds off your total, you'd be giving Mr. Burlson fits.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
I parked it...
That ain't "dreaming"... that's just plain ole SMACK, lil' girl.
this edit is for the 0.076 of a second that seperated JW and his 600 from the 28's.
What's the big deal about .7 of a second? Why don't we talk about .903 of a second or 7.225 seconds? NO! WAIT! How about .268 of a second and 2.147 seconds? Even better yet, why don't we just about doubling those numbers and talk about 1.800 seconds or 14.400 seconds?Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
.7 seconds .... .7 seconds... let's see... yeah, I guess you could get .7 seconds ...
Huh, JW?
What do all those numbers mean?
7.255 seconds
The margin between JW and his first podium during a lil' ole F1 race on a beautiful late June afternoon at Oak Hill.
.903 second
Even when Dr. Smith "waited for you" in tech as you came out of Turn 8, it was that .9 each lap that left you in that "Third Bridesmaid" spot (4th place).
3.145 seconds
Oak Hill and F1 revisited a little over one week ago.
Though you cut an average of 2.719 SECONDS off of EACH lap in this F1 race, it was... you guessed it...
.393 of a second
... short of what you needed each lap to not only put Mr. Bernett, but Mr. Fuller as well, into that "also ran" category and secure your first podium in F1.
What of the other "numbers"?
14.400 seconds
Interestingly enough, if you had ran the same numbers in the June visit to Oak Hill as you did at the last visit... that would have been the margin between third place (YOU) and fourth place (Smith). The single lap margin 1.8 seconds.
Since we are playing "What If's"... instead of 7.255 seconds (or .903 each lap) that separated you from third place last June, your Sept. times was 6.024 seconds (or .753 each lap... actually) that seperated you from having Mr. Turner stare (in disbelief) at your butt crossing the finish line in SECOND PLACE!
All the same, six seconds is a pretty big leap. Especially since you had improved your total time by 21.712 SERCONDS! So, I guess even asking for an additional improvement of 3.145 seconds to get your first podium is a tad much as well, right?
When it comes to your two "performances" at Oak Hill F1 races... I think you pretty well nailed it on the head with that statement. After all, if you went back to Oak Hill and cut another 20+ seconds off your total, you'd be giving Mr. Burlson fits.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
I parked it...
That ain't "dreaming"... that's just plain ole SMACK, lil' girl.
this edit is for the 0.076 of a second that seperated JW and his 600 from the 28's.
I call out the pack and I get SHEman busting up on J-Dub............
SHEman if you didn't get the idea from the ransom post, J-Dub has offically started his off-season and will not be communicating with us until after January.(try as I might) As for the rest of you...........at least jump in and give College Boy Rosas the good verbal beating he's blatantly asking for.
edit because I had to look up blatantly for spelling.
I call out the pack and I get SHEman busting up on J-Dub............
SHEman if you didn't get the idea from the ransom post, J-Dub has offically started his off-season and will not be communicating with us until after January.(try as I might) As for the rest of you...........at least jump in and give College Boy Rosas the good verbal beating he's blatantly asking for.
edit because I had to look up blatantly for spelling.