BTW, Where is Beasly?
Last time I saw him some big Laguna corner worker was having his way with him behind the airfence, it looked like he had a CMRA banner shoved halfway up his butt [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
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BTW, Where is Beasly?
Last time I saw him some big Laguna corner worker was having his way with him behind the airfence, it looked like he had a CMRA banner shoved halfway up his butt [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
BTW, Where is Beasly?
Last time I saw him some big Laguna corner worker was having his way with him behind the airfence, it looked like he had a CMRA banner shoved halfway up his butt [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
Sweet eh Myles. Where were you, ogling the trannys in town, dressed as Speed Racer (spoken w/lisp). Did you get a look at that guys helmet? Looked like a Hell's Angel's security left over. Heard the traffic in and out was bad. I'm pumped too, pics shortly.
Sweet eh Myles. Where were you, ogling the trannys in town, dressed as Speed Racer (spoken w/lisp). Did you get a look at that guys helmet? Looked like a Hell's Angel's security left over. Heard the traffic in and out was bad. I'm pumped too, pics shortly.
That's Suuuper Daaave to you buddy... (spoken with a lisp). No I actually missed the guy yelling at you, I was in the HONDA tent on the front straight. As for the traffic, yeah it looked pretty bad from the helicopter I flew in and out on, but the line for the helicopter was pretty bad, I had to stand in it for at least ten minutes hehehe. I got some killer pics too! I wish I knew how to post them here.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sweet eh Myles. Where were you, ogling the trannys in town, dressed as Speed Racer (spoken w/lisp). Did you get a look at that guys helmet? Looked like a Hell's Angel's security left over. Heard the traffic in and out was bad. I'm pumped too, pics shortly.
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Myles
That's Suuuper Daaave to you buddy... (spoken with a lisp). No I actually missed the guy yelling at you, I was in the HONDA tent on the front straight. As for the traffic, yeah it looked pretty bad from the helicopter I flew in and out on, but the line for the helicopter was pretty bad, I had to stand in it for at least ten minutes hehehe. I got some killer pics too! I wish I knew how to post them here.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sweet eh Myles. Where were you, ogling the trannys in town, dressed as Speed Racer (spoken w/lisp). Did you get a look at that guys helmet? Looked like a Hell's Angel's security left over. Heard the traffic in and out was bad. I'm pumped too, pics shortly.
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Myles
Glad you guys are back! Can't wait to see some pics. Fyles, I don't have that braking problem at TWS, see ya there buddy! Let the smack talk begin!
Glad you guys are back! Can't wait to see some pics. Fyles, I don't have that braking problem at TWS, see ya there buddy! Let the smack talk begin!
Here's some of my memorable moments from the Laguna
trip
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer022.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer019.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer046.jpg
What a killer time, thanks to J-Dub and the Super Bus!!!
Here's some of my memorable moments from the Laguna
trip
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer022.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer019.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer046.jpg
What a killer time, thanks to J-Dub and the Super Bus!!!
You guys are sucking!!! I leave town for a week and the post falls from the top five??? Let's get it going................
Dr. Smith you're fast but you STILL suck
Fuller have you painted the bike traffic cone orange yet?
Marv don't crash while you're showing these boys the fast way around.
Myles you fancy pants heli ridin' mofo, hope all that cushy life style in Laguna is going to catch up with you at TWS.
Calahandjob don't crash the autographed AGV, you still owe me for that one.(you want jiggy jig?)
J-Dub I hope the David shorts will help your corner speed.
All of you better be ready, Bucky's got somethin' for you at TWS. Had dinner with Rossi and he helped me find my balls again. Can you smell what I got cookin'?
You guys are sucking!!! I leave town for a week and the post falls from the top five??? Let's get it going................
Dr. Smith you're fast but you STILL suck
Fuller have you painted the bike traffic cone orange yet?
Marv don't crash while you're showing these boys the fast way around.
Myles you fancy pants heli ridin' mofo, hope all that cushy life style in Laguna is going to catch up with you at TWS.
Calahandjob don't crash the autographed AGV, you still owe me for that one.(you want jiggy jig?)
J-Dub I hope the David shorts will help your corner speed.
All of you better be ready, Bucky's got somethin' for you at TWS. Had dinner with Rossi and he helped me find my balls again. Can you smell what I got cookin'?
Aw, Man, Buck that just hurts! Good one though!
Bike is in pieces waiting for parts to arrive. Body work is going to Taylor tomorrow and the forks are going to Mid-Ohio for Cambora and traxxion to work on!
I am expecting things to come together in the next two weeks.
Aw, Man, Buck that just hurts! Good one though!
Bike is in pieces waiting for parts to arrive. Body work is going to Taylor tomorrow and the forks are going to Mid-Ohio for Cambora and traxxion to work on!
I am expecting things to come together in the next two weeks.
post #300 gets to ride the TWS Sunday Spectator lap in the "David" shorts!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
post #300 gets to ride the TWS Sunday Spectator lap in the "David" shorts!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Allright, I'll play your silly little games. I'll wear the shorts backwards so David's "Dangly" is plainly evident as I go around ya.
It's allright. It'll be a last time I wear 'em anyway. Bucky, I'll be sure to put a NIIIICE skidmark in 'em for ya, cause I know yer next!
Allright, I'll play your silly little games. I'll wear the shorts backwards so David's "Dangly" is plainly evident as I go around ya.
It's allright. It'll be a last time I wear 'em anyway. Bucky, I'll be sure to put a NIIIICE skidmark in 'em for ya, cause I know yer next!
Nice try J-Dub, but I know you just want the dangly in back so you can think about it the whole race instead of how bad you are sucking. Darkies in the shorts = penalty practice in them.
Nice try J-Dub, but I know you just want the dangly in back so you can think about it the whole race instead of how bad you are sucking. Darkies in the shorts = penalty practice in them.
Buck, don't bust J-Dub's ball$! He's going to wear them backwards cuz he's used to feelin the "dangly" thing on his backside.
Buck, don't bust J-Dub's ball$! He's going to wear them backwards cuz he's used to feelin the "dangly" thing on his backside.
Found this on the WERA board and thouth of our group, but mostly Marv..........
12 steps for the addicted racer
1) admit your bike sucks
2) spend a bunch of money making it lighter (carbon fiber, magnesium, titanium). spend a lot of time cutting off all those little frame bits that you don't need anymore, because you'll NEVER want the bike street-legal ever again.
3) admit your bike still sucks, but is easier to load into the truck
4) spend a bunch of money to make more horsepower
5) admit that your bike not only sucks, but is unreliable
6) spend a bunch more money so the power you bought *is* reliable
7) admit that the bike is fast, but unridable
8) spend a bunch of money getting your suspension redone
9) admit your bike is fast, unridable, and more expensive
10) spend lots of time trying all those settings, and getting no change in lap times.
11) admit that you have no idea what all those knobs and screw are for, and find someone who knows what they're doing, suspension wise.
12) admit that your bike is now light, fast, and handles great, but that you suck.
Note: If you stay with the sport long enough, you can repeat this cycle endlessly. Subsequent cycles can omit all odd-numbered steps, and consolidate the even numbered steps except 12, giving my patent-pending "Two Step Program for Racing":
1) Throw all available money at the bike
2) And realize "I still suck"
If you read it a second time, you can actually hear Marv's voice in your head.
Found this on the WERA board and thouth of our group, but mostly Marv..........
12 steps for the addicted racer
1) admit your bike sucks
2) spend a bunch of money making it lighter (carbon fiber, magnesium, titanium). spend a lot of time cutting off all those little frame bits that you don't need anymore, because you'll NEVER want the bike street-legal ever again.
3) admit your bike still sucks, but is easier to load into the truck
4) spend a bunch of money to make more horsepower
5) admit that your bike not only sucks, but is unreliable
6) spend a bunch more money so the power you bought *is* reliable
7) admit that the bike is fast, but unridable
8) spend a bunch of money getting your suspension redone
9) admit your bike is fast, unridable, and more expensive
10) spend lots of time trying all those settings, and getting no change in lap times.
11) admit that you have no idea what all those knobs and screw are for, and find someone who knows what they're doing, suspension wise.
12) admit that your bike is now light, fast, and handles great, but that you suck.
Note: If you stay with the sport long enough, you can repeat this cycle endlessly. Subsequent cycles can omit all odd-numbered steps, and consolidate the even numbered steps except 12, giving my patent-pending "Two Step Program for Racing":
1) Throw all available money at the bike
2) And realize "I still suck"
If you read it a second time, you can actually hear Marv's voice in your head.
Hey Bucky,
You bet that cushy lifestyle is going to catch up to me at TWS, I figure if Im going to live like a pro rider I might as well ride like one too!
J-Dub is wearing the panties backwards because they fit better that way, If he had balls he would use them to get to the front of the pack.
And yes, Buckwheat, I can hear Perv thinking outloud... Hmmm maybe an 05 Gixxer with factory ohlins, a Mladin spec motor and carbon fiber bodywork (or as I like to call it Italian Chrome) would help me get out front every once in awhile.
Smack Me!!
Myles
Hey Bucky,
You bet that cushy lifestyle is going to catch up to me at TWS, I figure if Im going to live like a pro rider I might as well ride like one too!
J-Dub is wearing the panties backwards because they fit better that way, If he had balls he would use them to get to the front of the pack.
And yes, Buckwheat, I can hear Perv thinking outloud... Hmmm maybe an 05 Gixxer with factory ohlins, a Mladin spec motor and carbon fiber bodywork (or as I like to call it Italian Chrome) would help me get out front every once in awhile.
Smack Me!!
Myles
I can't believe that nobody has anything to say??? Myles gave up mid-Ohio and you're all just going to tlet it slide???!!!!??? And even Perv Basterdly let the twelve step racer slide off without a word............Hope you are all this easy at TWS, I could use another podium hat, this one is already getting a bit salty. I hear through the grapevine that the BMR boys might not race endurance, and J-Dub is on the fence for sprints. What's happening to us? Middleage? please no!!! Grab your juvenille delinqunecy while you still have a hope of exercising it, spew that worthless banter that would make your grandma blush and reach for a bar of soap. No amout of corner speed will ever touch outright intimidation!!!! On that note .....you all still suck and I'm gonna put it on ya'll here shortly. You ain't got nothing for me..................
I can't believe that nobody has anything to say??? Myles gave up mid-Ohio and you're all just going to tlet it slide???!!!!??? And even Perv Basterdly let the twelve step racer slide off without a word............Hope you are all this easy at TWS, I could use another podium hat, this one is already getting a bit salty. I hear through the grapevine that the BMR boys might not race endurance, and J-Dub is on the fence for sprints. What's happening to us? Middleage? please no!!! Grab your juvenille delinqunecy while you still have a hope of exercising it, spew that worthless banter that would make your grandma blush and reach for a bar of soap. No amout of corner speed will ever touch outright intimidation!!!! On that note .....you all still suck and I'm gonna put it on ya'll here shortly. You ain't got nothing for me..................
You girls keep talking while I put my game face on! The mighty Gixer and I decided to save it for the track. All I have to say is you girls better be ready for one hell of a fight! From what I gather, it will be 9/11 times 100. (Buck: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...) Yes, 91,100 Beasley…. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Let’s get-r-done!
You girls keep talking while I put my game face on! The mighty Gixer and I decided to save it for the track. All I have to say is you girls better be ready for one hell of a fight! From what I gather, it will be 9/11 times 100. (Buck: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...) Yes, 91,100 Beasley…. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Let’s get-r-done!
Oh! And the hits just keep on comin'!
All righty then, Piles. I think your Laguna trip has you all soft. You've had a taste of the good life and now you are weak.
As for David's shorts...Okay, I'll wear 'em. But I won't be wearing them at TX World. I'll have to wear 'em at Hallett. Funds are tight and I'm reeling from the Laguna trip. And no bull crap about how it's just a 'little bit' more money to sprint...I'm still not really sure we'll make TWS to endurance, either, since it's the most expensive trip for our team.
<- yes, is whining now.
Oh! And the hits just keep on comin'!
All righty then, Piles. I think your Laguna trip has you all soft. You've had a taste of the good life and now you are weak.
As for David's shorts...Okay, I'll wear 'em. But I won't be wearing them at TX World. I'll have to wear 'em at Hallett. Funds are tight and I'm reeling from the Laguna trip. And no bull crap about how it's just a 'little bit' more money to sprint...I'm still not really sure we'll make TWS to endurance, either, since it's the most expensive trip for our team.
<- yes, is whining now.
Sorry Buck, but you don't scare me, get a new bigger bike and you might make me think for a millisecond. I rode those CBR600RR's remember? They are not built for TWS.
Derrick has me wondering, but unless he wedges some more CC's into that 90 hp Gixxer he should'nt be a problem.
Now Marv, he has a sporting chance, but I think I will make him cry at the end of the day.
Jonathan, your gonna have to wear the panties sooner or later. I say if you don't wear them at the races, then you will have to wear them to the awards ceremony over you suit!
Myles
Sorry Buck, but you don't scare me, get a new bigger bike and you might make me think for a millisecond. I rode those CBR600RR's remember? They are not built for TWS.
Derrick has me wondering, but unless he wedges some more CC's into that 90 hp Gixxer he should'nt be a problem.
Now Marv, he has a sporting chance, but I think I will make him cry at the end of the day.
Jonathan, your gonna have to wear the panties sooner or later. I say if you don't wear them at the races, then you will have to wear them to the awards ceremony over you suit!
Myles
Hey, Biatch...what part of "Hallett" didn't you get?
Oh, yeah. You ride a Hon-DUH...I'll type slower so you can understand.
<- middle finger is fully extended
Harumph. I still think I was wrongly saddled to wear them. But I'll do it. I'm showing my dedication to the team. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Hey, Biatch...what part of "Hallett" didn't you get?
Oh, yeah. You ride a Hon-DUH...I'll type slower so you can understand.
<- middle finger is fully extended
Harumph. I still think I was wrongly saddled to wear them. But I'll do it. I'm showing my dedication to the team. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Wrongly saddled???? I'll saddle your ***, then ride you around the paddock like My Little Pony, but I ain't brushing the mane after my ride. Dude, you're worse that Myles.......he just tells us he ain't riddin' no more, but then shows up. You on the other hand I feel may NOT show. Dude if it's the shorts.........I'll flip you for them, or in them.......???WTF???
Myles.....not even for a nanno second? uh oh, never under estimate the guy on the Honda. I though you of all people would know that. I figure you and Marv will probably take each other out, leaving me to follow Dr. Smith home for the Podi. Looks like J-Dub is too scared to come and play too, only he using the financial card. (worse than the race/homo card) Looks like I'll have to get my jollies bustin' up on Leon, FFFalconi, and Kotowski. Counting the minutes til first call................
Wrongly saddled???? I'll saddle your ***, then ride you around the paddock like My Little Pony, but I ain't brushing the mane after my ride. Dude, you're worse that Myles.......he just tells us he ain't riddin' no more, but then shows up. You on the other hand I feel may NOT show. Dude if it's the shorts.........I'll flip you for them, or in them.......???WTF???
Myles.....not even for a nanno second? uh oh, never under estimate the guy on the Honda. I though you of all people would know that. I figure you and Marv will probably take each other out, leaving me to follow Dr. Smith home for the Podi. Looks like J-Dub is too scared to come and play too, only he using the financial card. (worse than the race/homo card) Looks like I'll have to get my jollies bustin' up on Leon, FFFalconi, and Kotowski. Counting the minutes til first call................
Myles - Wasn't your best at World like a 1:57?? Even with the 1K, you ain't gonna make 9 seconds. I probably won't need any more than my 90 ponies, but I think I'll bring a couple of extra just for kicks. This winning by 15 seconds is just too fun!
Myles - Wasn't your best at World like a 1:57?? Even with the 1K, you ain't gonna make 9 seconds. I probably won't need any more than my 90 ponies, but I think I'll bring a couple of extra just for kicks. This winning by 15 seconds is just too fun!
Oh goodie the Dr is in. Good to have you back Derrick, these guys are in no way threatened by my smack or my skill anymore. (despite the current standings Marv....is it 1-2 or 2-1? oh yeah I remember) But watch out, Myles has been livin' the lifestyle(if you don't count the home decorating), so he thinks it's made him faster. Marv is currently in "brooding" mode so good luck in getting a rise from him. J-Flub is skipping TWS so we won't have him or the BMR boys to pass (or pass around) for endurance. Pierson will be there but on his 2fidy.
Fuller is in the process of painting his R1 traffic cone orange, and probably dosen't want to be swappin' paint anytime soon.
FFFalconi will be pedaling something I guess unless he finds another or fixes the only thing older than him still turning laps.
Leon is getting pretty quick at TWS and should be a good handful for me anyway. And Kotowski found some corner speed somewhere, probably while he was helping with the airfence.
Keene still needs a new haircut but that's pretty much the state of the pack.
Oh goodie the Dr is in. Good to have you back Derrick, these guys are in no way threatened by my smack or my skill anymore. (despite the current standings Marv....is it 1-2 or 2-1? oh yeah I remember) But watch out, Myles has been livin' the lifestyle(if you don't count the home decorating), so he thinks it's made him faster. Marv is currently in "brooding" mode so good luck in getting a rise from him. J-Flub is skipping TWS so we won't have him or the BMR boys to pass (or pass around) for endurance. Pierson will be there but on his 2fidy.
Fuller is in the process of painting his R1 traffic cone orange, and probably dosen't want to be swappin' paint anytime soon.
FFFalconi will be pedaling something I guess unless he finds another or fixes the only thing older than him still turning laps.
Leon is getting pretty quick at TWS and should be a good handful for me anyway. And Kotowski found some corner speed somewhere, probably while he was helping with the airfence.
Keene still needs a new haircut but that's pretty much the state of the pack.
Actually it was a 1:53 something,but yeah Derrick, I was off my game at TWS, bad starts, no, make that terrible starts... just an all around lousy weekend. But I will make up for it. I can definately shave 3 seconds off that on my 600, so 6 seconds shouldn't be a problem on the 1K. If worse comes to worse Ill just tuck in behind you (or Marv)and follow you to the finish, then pass you on the start straight with my abundance of hp (unless its Marv).
But enough about TWS, how was Cancun? Big Surf? Have a good time? Hope your not tired of Hurricanes, cause your about to be in another one...Hurricane Myles!!!!!!
Myles
Actually it was a 1:53 something,but yeah Derrick, I was off my game at TWS, bad starts, no, make that terrible starts... just an all around lousy weekend. But I will make up for it. I can definately shave 3 seconds off that on my 600, so 6 seconds shouldn't be a problem on the 1K. If worse comes to worse Ill just tuck in behind you (or Marv)and follow you to the finish, then pass you on the start straight with my abundance of hp (unless its Marv).
But enough about TWS, how was Cancun? Big Surf? Have a good time? Hope your not tired of Hurricanes, cause your about to be in another one...Hurricane Myles!!!!!!
Myles
Good stuff guys!!!! But Hurricane Myles?, that’s funny...Myles you ride like the wind but I was thinking more in line with a Cat 1 Tropical Storm. Buck, pretty bad that the only smack out of you these days is “I figure you and Marv will probably take each other out, leaving me to follow Dr. Smith home for the Podi.” That's no way to earn you wood. Dude! I guess a win is a win but this is a smack thread. Tell me how you are going to spank us all royally, you know, the smack I’ve grew so accustomed too brother.
As for the homos at BMR, I hear that their wallets are light and their bikes are slow….so we will miss your company but you guys never stood a chance out on the track against the Fiends anyway. See you guys in Hallett……
Fuller, hope all is well with the repair of the R1 and your head is clear once again. Now, can you please try not to run into me again! I will be the guy taking the inside line just under your slow ***...well, only if I run off that track again and find myself behind you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] Lately running off the track seems to have become a habit of mine, so keep your eyes peeled before you turn in bro. Oh, and don’t forget the vid of that spectacular crash.
Dr. Smith, I’m bringing hell with me brother so lug the fug out! It’s you I wish to beat the most, and might I add this will be the third time brother! But that's what you get when you hold the #1 position. Myles and I will be gunning for you! game face on
See you guys at TWS, can’t wait!
Good stuff guys!!!! But Hurricane Myles?, that’s funny...Myles you ride like the wind but I was thinking more in line with a Cat 1 Tropical Storm. Buck, pretty bad that the only smack out of you these days is “I figure you and Marv will probably take each other out, leaving me to follow Dr. Smith home for the Podi.” That's no way to earn you wood. Dude! I guess a win is a win but this is a smack thread. Tell me how you are going to spank us all royally, you know, the smack I’ve grew so accustomed too brother.
As for the homos at BMR, I hear that their wallets are light and their bikes are slow….so we will miss your company but you guys never stood a chance out on the track against the Fiends anyway. See you guys in Hallett……
Fuller, hope all is well with the repair of the R1 and your head is clear once again. Now, can you please try not to run into me again! I will be the guy taking the inside line just under your slow ***...well, only if I run off that track again and find myself behind you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] Lately running off the track seems to have become a habit of mine, so keep your eyes peeled before you turn in bro. Oh, and don’t forget the vid of that spectacular crash.
Dr. Smith, I’m bringing hell with me brother so lug the fug out! It’s you I wish to beat the most, and might I add this will be the third time brother! But that's what you get when you hold the #1 position. Myles and I will be gunning for you! game face on
See you guys at TWS, can’t wait!
Well, the good news for Myles is, I've never started this machine so you may get a jump.....the bad news is, I turned the same lap times on it at Oak Hill that I did my 600. Oh you fellas are in a world of pain.
The vacation was awesome! We were in-between storms so it was sun shinny and beautiful the whole time we were there. I'm rested up, ready to dish out the spankins'. Welcome to hell my friends, where you have to kiss your own @ss!
Well, the good news for Myles is, I've never started this machine so you may get a jump.....the bad news is, I turned the same lap times on it at Oak Hill that I did my 600. Oh you fellas are in a world of pain.
The vacation was awesome! We were in-between storms so it was sun shinny and beautiful the whole time we were there. I'm rested up, ready to dish out the spankins'. Welcome to hell my friends, where you have to kiss your own @ss!
Dork, I'm bringing hell with me buddy....stop using my thunder. Hey guys bring your rains, I hear tropical storm Myles will be there. LOL
Dork, I'm bringing hell with me buddy....stop using my thunder. Hey guys bring your rains, I hear tropical storm Myles will be there. LOL