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I see you lurking around Heather, Are we going to have to get you a smack pack decal as well?
Keenie since you now have taken a hammer to your forks to get out of racing!!! I guess we will have to have a little shoot out on friday.
Do I need to bring anything for Friday's SMACK SNACK?
I see you lurking around Heather, Are we going to have to get you a smack pack decal as well?
Keenie since you now have taken a hammer to your forks to get out of racing!!! I guess we will have to have a little shoot out on friday.
Do I need to bring anything for Friday's SMACK SNACK?
Bring a toothbrush... The serving I'm going to give you is going to leave a funny taste in your mouth... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Bring a toothbrush... The serving I'm going to give you is going to leave a funny taste in your mouth... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Can you at least bring a picture of the Suck-Vee I'm beginng to wonder if it exsists!
Did you get permission from DADDY to take the SRAD out for Formula Smack?
Can you at least bring a picture of the Suck-Vee I'm beginng to wonder if it exsists!
Did you get permission from DADDY to take the SRAD out for Formula Smack?
smack pack, do you all have sad eyes or what!!! quit ye whining and get some real smack on the board. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] Come on, you got less than a week to verbally humiliate your fellow racers. this post has turned into mr rodgers neighborhood. "oh won't you be my neighbor". see you at hallett [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
smack pack, do you all have sad eyes or what!!! quit ye whining and get some real smack on the board. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img] Come on, you got less than a week to verbally humiliate your fellow racers. this post has turned into mr rodgers neighborhood. "oh won't you be my neighbor". see you at hallett [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Sounds like some of our fearless Smackers are wussing out this weekend (see attention smack pack post). Geez, a real smacker could figure out a way to trick his ex wife into missing the kids first day of kindergarden! Whats she gonna do divorce you *** again? Between the silence from Dr. Smith and Buck crying about kindergarden, I might have to hijack this thread, and get it back to what it used to be...
Hey Derrick, Whatcha been doing lately? trying to build a Hallett secret weapon? From the looks of the TWS Special, you better start from scratch! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
And until I see a wheel from any of you other smackers, Im just gonna let you guys off the hook for now... Who wants Some?
Myles
Sounds like some of our fearless Smackers are wussing out this weekend (see attention smack pack post). Geez, a real smacker could figure out a way to trick his ex wife into missing the kids first day of kindergarden! Whats she gonna do divorce you *** again? Between the silence from Dr. Smith and Buck crying about kindergarden, I might have to hijack this thread, and get it back to what it used to be...
Hey Derrick, Whatcha been doing lately? trying to build a Hallett secret weapon? From the looks of the TWS Special, you better start from scratch! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
And until I see a wheel from any of you other smackers, Im just gonna let you guys off the hook for now... Who wants Some?
Myles
Myles,
someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?
Myles,
someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?
Sheesh, even FFFalconi is feeling his oats today. So is everyone whimpering away like little puppy dogs, afraid to actually show up and race the A SS class? Ohh, I see, y'all don't want to be "smacked" upon by a little girl and her mighty stock SV? Ok, ok. I can step aside and let the "boys" at it. Not the men now, the "boys". Men of course would step right up and take the bait...........err, ahh, I mean the challenge.
Sheesh, even FFFalconi is feeling his oats today. So is everyone whimpering away like little puppy dogs, afraid to actually show up and race the A SS class? Ohh, I see, y'all don't want to be "smacked" upon by a little girl and her mighty stock SV? Ok, ok. I can step aside and let the "boys" at it. Not the men now, the "boys". Men of course would step right up and take the bait...........err, ahh, I mean the challenge.
It's on posers!!! Bring a box to carry your butt home in. Battling with the ex is just a warm up for battling it out in A SS with all comers, even little girls on mini bikes(Assglue), and Cathy White you too!!! FFFalconi it's a shame I'll only get to see that pretty paint job when you return to the pits with your tail between your legs, for a self inflicted reach around. Perv I can't wait to hear the 1k screaming behind me. You're the only reason I wear ear plugs. Jason nice to see you're going to try and play with the big boys this weekend. Haven't had the pleasure of spankin' you in anything but endurance. But a SRAD? Good luck beating Cathy with that one..........
It's on posers!!! Bring a box to carry your butt home in. Battling with the ex is just a warm up for battling it out in A SS with all comers, even little girls on mini bikes(Assglue), and Cathy White you too!!! FFFalconi it's a shame I'll only get to see that pretty paint job when you return to the pits with your tail between your legs, for a self inflicted reach around. Perv I can't wait to hear the 1k screaming behind me. You're the only reason I wear ear plugs. Jason nice to see you're going to try and play with the big boys this weekend. Haven't had the pleasure of spankin' you in anything but endurance. But a SRAD? Good luck beating Cathy with that one..........
I just turned 40, I'm allowed to be short, pushy, to the point, grumpy, carry a small leather coin purse, and I think smell bad too!Quote:Originally posted by Jim Falconi:
Myles,
someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?
So there, Damn whippersnapper!
Myles
I just turned 40, I'm allowed to be short, pushy, to the point, grumpy, carry a small leather coin purse, and I think smell bad too!Quote:Originally posted by Jim Falconi:
Myles,
someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?
So there, Damn whippersnapper!
Myles
About the time you get to 50 you think "Ah, to be forty again." As far as "Smell bad too!" 39 or 40 what's the difference.
About the time you get to 50 you think "Ah, to be forty again." As far as "Smell bad too!" 39 or 40 what's the difference.
You no good, rock-n-roll, road racing slackers! Not one of you will have the hair to beat my *** this weekend.
Dr. Smith and Fyles you two are going down like you did at TWS in F1. Buck it’s a good thing you figured out a plan to get your *** to Hallett. I was about to send you one of a few that I picked up along the way and forgot to return. Dude, I will beat you so bad you'll need a shoehorn to put that Michelin podium hat on! As for FFFalconi, he painted his bike cannery yellow to match the color of the piss running down his leg when he stepped a leg of the mighty Gixer at TWS. Not to leave out my friends at the BMR camp, no chance of a threat, no need to waste my time smacking them. Mr. Fuller, remember brother, I will be passing you in the inside, that is if I decide to give you a head start or one of these other clowns decides to run me off the track in turn one.
What can I say? Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I win races!
You no good, rock-n-roll, road racing slackers! Not one of you will have the hair to beat my *** this weekend.
Dr. Smith and Fyles you two are going down like you did at TWS in F1. Buck it’s a good thing you figured out a plan to get your *** to Hallett. I was about to send you one of a few that I picked up along the way and forgot to return. Dude, I will beat you so bad you'll need a shoehorn to put that Michelin podium hat on! As for FFFalconi, he painted his bike cannery yellow to match the color of the piss running down his leg when he stepped a leg of the mighty Gixer at TWS. Not to leave out my friends at the BMR camp, no chance of a threat, no need to waste my time smacking them. Mr. Fuller, remember brother, I will be passing you in the inside, that is if I decide to give you a head start or one of these other clowns decides to run me off the track in turn one.
What can I say? Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I win races!
You DELUSIONAL Fruit Loop... not sure what your mixing with your Geritol but I've got news for ya.
I don't care how many times your mama slapped you out of the high chair... I'm not giving you an inch.
Just try that with me and I'll.....
Oh wait... I haven't run that class all year...
Oh well, so what. You got nuthin' boy-OOO...
( what can I say, I felt left out because my name wasn't mentioned and I wanted to edit something )
You DELUSIONAL Fruit Loop... not sure what your mixing with your Geritol but I've got news for ya.
I don't care how many times your mama slapped you out of the high chair... I'm not giving you an inch.
Just try that with me and I'll.....
Oh wait... I haven't run that class all year...
Oh well, so what. You got nuthin' boy-OOO...
( what can I say, I felt left out because my name wasn't mentioned and I wanted to edit something )
Smack, smack and more smack, Marv I seem to remember that I (and everyone else in F-40) beat you last time at Hallett. And I don't want to hear the snivel "That doesen't count 'cause I fell off" I finished and that means you got beat by a 600. I also remember your slow self in my way at the last Oak Hill race. But I'll pat you on the back, and ignore bavado because at least you'll stay up and drink when the lightweights of the group passout.
Smack, smack and more smack, Marv I seem to remember that I (and everyone else in F-40) beat you last time at Hallett. And I don't want to hear the snivel "That doesen't count 'cause I fell off" I finished and that means you got beat by a 600. I also remember your slow self in my way at the last Oak Hill race. But I'll pat you on the back, and ignore bavado because at least you'll stay up and drink when the lightweights of the group passout.
That's good.....Quote:Originally posted by Chris Kotowski:
"That doesen't count 'cause I fell off"
I see Kotowski doing a rather nice victory wheelie...
But he forgot to edit...
That's good.....Quote:Originally posted by Chris Kotowski:
"That doesen't count 'cause I fell off"
I see Kotowski doing a rather nice victory wheelie...
But he forgot to edit...
Jason, the edit nazi
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Jason, the edit nazi
oops [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Perv, I'd hate to see you lock yourself in your trailer if I show up with a REAL LITER BIKE! Your just lucky I don't have time to take the turn singals off and tape up the headlights on my ZX-10R.
Hell, I (being the only BMR member over 40) could late brake you in F40 with the BMR uber pit scooter. Again, your lucky I don't have time to put the soft compounds on the uber scoot either.
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Perv, I'd hate to see you lock yourself in your trailer if I show up with a REAL LITER BIKE! Your just lucky I don't have time to take the turn singals off and tape up the headlights on my ZX-10R.
Hell, I (being the only BMR member over 40) could late brake you in F40 with the BMR uber pit scooter. Again, your lucky I don't have time to put the soft compounds on the uber scoot either.
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Ok, and I won't mention the fact that I too was on a 600, and that before I wrecked I passed you like you were sitting still! No balls no glory. Bring it on dude, but don't forget the beer!Quote:Originally posted by Chris Kotowski:
Smack, smack and more smack, Marv I seem to remember that I (and everyone else in F-40) beat you last time at Hallett. And I don't want to hear the snivel "That doesen't count 'cause I fell off" I finished and that means you got beat by a 600.
Ok, and I won't mention the fact that I too was on a 600, and that before I wrecked I passed you like you were sitting still! No balls no glory. Bring it on dude, but don't forget the beer!Quote:Originally posted by Chris Kotowski:
Smack, smack and more smack, Marv I seem to remember that I (and everyone else in F-40) beat you last time at Hallett. And I don't want to hear the snivel "That doesen't count 'cause I fell off" I finished and that means you got beat by a 600.
Oh, the BMR boys are indeed a threat...
...A threat to your tight little sphincter, Perv!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Oh, the BMR boys are indeed a threat...
...A threat to your tight little sphincter, Perv!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I forget Marv, Why were you on a 600 again? Coulnd't be because you fell off the 1000 also, could it? Come to think of it that was a long weekend for you.
I forget Marv, Why were you on a 600 again? Coulnd't be because you fell off the 1000 also, could it? Come to think of it that was a long weekend for you.
Here's hopeing we don't get a repeat!! I see even J-Dub has come to the realization that BMR is no threat EXCEPT to your sphincter. Sherman I'm beginning to wonder if this ZX actually exists. You talk about it.....but we've never seen it. How about a bit of fun with the boys in open practice? I'm sure you have nothing else to do since your Yami's are always ready. :rolleyes: We won't hurt you or pass you too close.......promise. Kotowski I hope you've got the A game, as Leon will be in the delivery room. Kid is already five days late, looks like she's gonna be as slow as Daddy. Keene, I'll bring the Mahi, you might as well tend the grill and get used to getting smoked!!!!
Here's hopeing we don't get a repeat!! I see even J-Dub has come to the realization that BMR is no threat EXCEPT to your sphincter. Sherman I'm beginning to wonder if this ZX actually exists. You talk about it.....but we've never seen it. How about a bit of fun with the boys in open practice? I'm sure you have nothing else to do since your Yami's are always ready. :rolleyes: We won't hurt you or pass you too close.......promise. Kotowski I hope you've got the A game, as Leon will be in the delivery room. Kid is already five days late, looks like she's gonna be as slow as Daddy. Keene, I'll bring the Mahi, you might as well tend the grill and get used to getting smoked!!!!
YAWN....Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
...that BMR is no threat...
Sherman I'm beginning to wonder if this ZX actually exists. You talk about it.....but we've never seen it. How about a bit of fun with the boys in open practice? I'm sure you have nothing else to do since your Yami's are always ready. :rolleyes: We won't hurt you or pass you too close.......promise.
Suck, you and Perv or any of the rest of your **** fiends DO NOT have ANYTHING for me or this ...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...c/f2c5bbf3.jpg
(note small BMR on the back of the lower 'cuz it would be the last time you'd see it)
Your looking at a machine that weighs less than your Honda (which isn't sayin' a whole lot) and makes Perv's lil' Lixxer look more like Pit Momma's bike... without a chain. It is just as well I leave her at home or ya'll would run out of Depends before Saturday morning. We (my baby and I) would leave marks on ya'll that your baby wipes wouldn't get off.
Of course, this would be a "dated" photograph due to your lack of security clearance to most information and/or images from the BMR SkunkWorx. Current modifications performed on said bike are not available to you at this time. Let's just say that it is NOT Superstock legal. It best I not show you anything more recent anyway, least you and Perv become more incontinent than ya'll already are.
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YAWN....Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
...that BMR is no threat...
Sherman I'm beginning to wonder if this ZX actually exists. You talk about it.....but we've never seen it. How about a bit of fun with the boys in open practice? I'm sure you have nothing else to do since your Yami's are always ready. :rolleyes: We won't hurt you or pass you too close.......promise.
Suck, you and Perv or any of the rest of your **** fiends DO NOT have ANYTHING for me or this ...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...c/f2c5bbf3.jpg
(note small BMR on the back of the lower 'cuz it would be the last time you'd see it)
Your looking at a machine that weighs less than your Honda (which isn't sayin' a whole lot) and makes Perv's lil' Lixxer look more like Pit Momma's bike... without a chain. It is just as well I leave her at home or ya'll would run out of Depends before Saturday morning. We (my baby and I) would leave marks on ya'll that your baby wipes wouldn't get off.
Of course, this would be a "dated" photograph due to your lack of security clearance to most information and/or images from the BMR SkunkWorx. Current modifications performed on said bike are not available to you at this time. Let's just say that it is NOT Superstock legal. It best I not show you anything more recent anyway, least you and Perv become more incontinent than ya'll already are.
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he's got a point here...Quote:Originally posted by Sherman McCoy:
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Your looking at a machine that weighs less than your Honda (which isn't sayin' a whole lot) and makes Perv's lil' Lixxer look more like Pit Momma's bike... without a chain.
he's got a point here...Quote:Originally posted by Sherman McCoy:
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Your looking at a machine that weighs less than your Honda (which isn't sayin' a whole lot) and makes Perv's lil' Lixxer look more like Pit Momma's bike... without a chain.
SHErm.....I've seen that pic on another web site, but the photo shop of the BMR is a pretty good one. Looks like you and Guthrie can start your own Kawi pep squad, since you are obviously going to wear YOUR skirt this weekend again. That will be cute with those boots J-Dub still hasn't managed to remove from your feet. Is J-Dub actually gonna sprint this weekend? The season is winding down and you had something riding on his performance didn't you?
Did anyone else notice the similaritiy of "Marv" from SIN CITY, and our Marv? Too funny tough guy!!! I think you should ride the extra hour of the endurance race so you'll be ready for Sunday. North bound tomorrow afternoon, and Hell's in the trailer......bring it!!!
Courtesy edit for the whippin' I'm gonna give Jason........... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
SHErm.....I've seen that pic on another web site, but the photo shop of the BMR is a pretty good one. Looks like you and Guthrie can start your own Kawi pep squad, since you are obviously going to wear YOUR skirt this weekend again. That will be cute with those boots J-Dub still hasn't managed to remove from your feet. Is J-Dub actually gonna sprint this weekend? The season is winding down and you had something riding on his performance didn't you?
Did anyone else notice the similaritiy of "Marv" from SIN CITY, and our Marv? Too funny tough guy!!! I think you should ride the extra hour of the endurance race so you'll be ready for Sunday. North bound tomorrow afternoon, and Hell's in the trailer......bring it!!!
Courtesy edit for the whippin' I'm gonna give Jason........... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]