Formula Smack Results...........

Well, well, well.

I see that Two *SSSSSNNNIIIIFFFFF* Fingers Racing is poking thier heads up late in the season and joining the smack pack after two teams conduct soil samples.

Just like a lawyer to feast on the injured remains of the teams and 'win' by the misfortune of others. Here's to ya, Yvula ButtSmack. When a shark smells blood you know when to chomp, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

I wasn't that far behind Buck in conducting the agricultural experiment as I got a little exuberent on the brakes going into Everybody's Favorite early in the race.

Although Pierson had a GREAT day (way to go, young man!) I caused too much time to lapse by my agricultural activities. Luckily I don't have that habit very often.

But I can verify that the soil on the outside of Everbody's Favorite is rich and needs a bit of lime.

Oh, and sometimes getting smacked around by a woman is quite, shall we say....gratifying? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

It can be the icing on the cake for a "happy finish"

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Ooooo...gotta get the requisite EDIT!

Well, well, well.

I see that Two *SSSSSNNNIIIIFFFFF* Fingers Racing is poking thier heads up late in the season and joining the smack pack after two teams conduct soil samples.

Just like a lawyer to feast on the injured remains of the teams and 'win' by the misfortune of others. Here's to ya, Yvula ButtSmack. When a shark smells blood you know when to chomp, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

I wasn't that far behind Buck in conducting the agricultural experiment as I got a little exuberent on the brakes going into Everybody's Favorite early in the race.

Although Pierson had a GREAT day (way to go, young man!) I caused too much time to lapse by my agricultural activities. Luckily I don't have that habit very often.

But I can verify that the soil on the outside of Everbody's Favorite is rich and needs a bit of lime.

Oh, and sometimes getting smacked around by a woman is quite, shall we say....gratifying? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

It can be the icing on the cake for a "happy finish"

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Ooooo...gotta get the requisite EDIT!

Hey, ROSAS!

Usually I might say that I have a special finger to give ya (for calling the thunder but not bringing it), but considering the results of the Two *SSSSNNNNNIIIIFFFFF* Finger Girl Power Racing Team....

I'd say I have TWO FINGERS for ya!

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yeah....that's it.


Oh, and the necessary Edit Just For You, Muh Man.

Hey, ROSAS!

Usually I might say that I have a special finger to give ya (for calling the thunder but not bringing it), but considering the results of the Two *SSSSNNNNNIIIIFFFFF* Finger Girl Power Racing Team....

I'd say I have TWO FINGERS for ya!

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yeah....that's it.


Oh, and the necessary Edit Just For You, Muh Man.

Well I guess Cory, Derrick, and myself scared you little wieners out of the A Superstock class huh? All I heard all month was A Superstock this and A Superstock that... blah blah blah. I get to the grid expecting to see some new blood and it has less riders not more? I was hoping to put a whippin on all you newbie smackers and especially you vet smackers when I came around lapping ya [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] ! Well maybe you guys (and gals) will sack up and enter for Oak Hill, just do me a favor and move over when I come around ok? I will be the the Red blur with #342 on it.

Oh Yeah, Thanks for Flying the #342 logo all the way back to Midland Marv (left side back lower corner of trailer), hehehe, and sorry about the Formula 40 last row holeshot/win (again). Man you are cruisin to a class championship huh, I was expecting a fight this weekend, must be preserving you "novice" status for next season. I told my mom you said thanks for not having me 6 months earlier, she said something about the whole thing being a mistake anyway and something... really couldn't understand her she was mumbling while walking away [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] .
Anyhoo, good racing by all, it was fun whipping up on you guys, and parking next to each other is really nice, that way I don't have to travel far to rub it in [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .
Myles

Well I guess Cory, Derrick, and myself scared you little wieners out of the A Superstock class huh? All I heard all month was A Superstock this and A Superstock that... blah blah blah. I get to the grid expecting to see some new blood and it has less riders not more? I was hoping to put a whippin on all you newbie smackers and especially you vet smackers when I came around lapping ya [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] ! Well maybe you guys (and gals) will sack up and enter for Oak Hill, just do me a favor and move over when I come around ok? I will be the the Red blur with #342 on it.

Oh Yeah, Thanks for Flying the #342 logo all the way back to Midland Marv (left side back lower corner of trailer), hehehe, and sorry about the Formula 40 last row holeshot/win (again). Man you are cruisin to a class championship huh, I was expecting a fight this weekend, must be preserving you "novice" status for next season. I told my mom you said thanks for not having me 6 months earlier, she said something about the whole thing being a mistake anyway and something... really couldn't understand her she was mumbling while walking away [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] .
Anyhoo, good racing by all, it was fun whipping up on you guys, and parking next to each other is really nice, that way I don't have to travel far to rub it in [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .
Myles

Nice post, Piles. That's your new name 'cause yer sure a pain in the ***. Even the color is right.

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Haemorrhoids (piles) are surprisingly common, with up to 40 per cent of adult males affected. A pile is a swollen varicose vein in the back passage (rectum). Haemorrhoids are frequently multiple and, if they occur close to the **** opening, can protrude to form external piles. If they occur higher up, so they are hidden from view, they are known as internal piles.

External piles tend to be dark red or purple in colour as they are covered by a thick layer of skin. Internal piles are lined by a mucous membrane and are therefore bright red, shiny and moist.

Nice post, Piles. That's your new name 'cause yer sure a pain in the ***. Even the color is right.

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Haemorrhoids (piles) are surprisingly common, with up to 40 per cent of adult males affected. A pile is a swollen varicose vein in the back passage (rectum). Haemorrhoids are frequently multiple and, if they occur close to the **** opening, can protrude to form external piles. If they occur higher up, so they are hidden from view, they are known as internal piles.

External piles tend to be dark red or purple in colour as they are covered by a thick layer of skin. Internal piles are lined by a mucous membrane and are therefore bright red, shiny and moist.

So is Piles formin an endurance team?? SuperHemmoroidEndurance-man aka SHE-man Racing?
No comment on the Julio Doorknob posts. Tail is between legs today.
Love ya all, Jim FFFFalconi

So is Piles formin an endurance team?? SuperHemmoroidEndurance-man aka SHE-man Racing?
No comment on the Julio Doorknob posts. Tail is between legs today.
Love ya all, Jim FFFFalconi

Jason, nobody has ever written a poem for me.. you are too adorable. http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_love.gif

Here is my feeble attempt at haiku during lunch break..

Two wheels in the dirt
Jonathan passed by a girl
Cries in the corner.

Tiny bike sighs 'Oh..
Neither light nor fast he is..'
Keene racing mini

Hold two fingers high
Waive them 'round in the hot air
Buck can't find front brake

Four sweet smart women
Sharp tongues, fast wheels, man-eaters
Run away fast, Marv!

Screams of pain and shame
It is Back Marker Racing
Beat by girls again..

The bike got foreclosed
Such a hard lesson to learn
Don't mess with lawyers!

http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_moon.gif

Doorknob - I will assume for now it is just short for a 'dork noob,' which is pretty close.. LOL

Jim and Pierson, ran out of time, I'll get you boys next time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

And Jonathan - EWWWWW! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_barf.gif

Jason, nobody has ever written a poem for me.. you are too adorable. http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_love.gif

Here is my feeble attempt at haiku during lunch break..

Two wheels in the dirt
Jonathan passed by a girl
Cries in the corner.

Tiny bike sighs 'Oh..
Neither light nor fast he is..'
Keene racing mini

Hold two fingers high
Waive them 'round in the hot air
Buck can't find front brake

Four sweet smart women
Sharp tongues, fast wheels, man-eaters
Run away fast, Marv!

Screams of pain and shame
It is Back Marker Racing
Beat by girls again..

The bike got foreclosed
Such a hard lesson to learn
Don't mess with lawyers!

http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_moon.gif

Doorknob - I will assume for now it is just short for a 'dork noob,' which is pretty close.. LOL

Jim and Pierson, ran out of time, I'll get you boys next time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

And Jonathan - EWWWWW! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_barf.gif

Very nice...

We shall see how long that 29 point lead holds up...

Very nice...

We shall see how long that 29 point lead holds up...

Hmmm an Eastern Bloc Haiku, now I have seen it all, first we get beat by Wet Finger Racing (WFR and Yuliya that name is going to stick!) and now I get spanked in a Haiku by a Russian Atty is there any love out there, I think I need to put my Yellow shirt back on just for the smack thread. So I quit getting run over.

Anybody find out if we get our own smack wave yet?

Hmmm an Eastern Bloc Haiku, now I have seen it all, first we get beat by Wet Finger Racing (WFR and Yuliya that name is going to stick!) and now I get spanked in a Haiku by a Russian Atty is there any love out there, I think I need to put my Yellow shirt back on just for the smack thread. So I quit getting run over.

Anybody find out if we get our own smack wave yet?

forgot to edit

forgot to edit

27 Two Finger Racing...891 137 166 70 179 152 187
28 Relic Racing...........862 127 149 154 176 124 132

We beat you boys EVERY race except where the engine blew in Hallett.. now what are the odds you'll lap us 29 times at TWS? http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...icon_shrug.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...con_soothe.gif

But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_poke.gif

27 Two Finger Racing...891 137 166 70 179 152 187
28 Relic Racing...........862 127 149 154 176 124 132

We beat you boys EVERY race except where the engine blew in Hallett.. now what are the odds you'll lap us 29 times at TWS? http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...icon_shrug.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...con_soothe.gif

But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_poke.gif

I was thinking of proposing a smack challenge for Saturday at Oakhill if Walter could work it in to the schedule. It could be a longer race due to the fact we have a full practice day on Friday. Anyway see the Hey Walter post.
Never assume anything in this thread Julio Doorknob. Actually the doorknob is something you pass frequently, and everyone's had a hand on it.(Okay that wasn't very gentlemanly, but it was funny. I'm sorry.) Good luck with that graceful exit, and don't expect anyone to hold the door for you to leave. We don't get much estrogen in here!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

word to the edit.....

I was thinking of proposing a smack challenge for Saturday at Oakhill if Walter could work it in to the schedule. It could be a longer race due to the fact we have a full practice day on Friday. Anyway see the Hey Walter post.
Never assume anything in this thread Julio Doorknob. Actually the doorknob is something you pass frequently, and everyone's had a hand on it.(Okay that wasn't very gentlemanly, but it was funny. I'm sorry.) Good luck with that graceful exit, and don't expect anyone to hold the door for you to leave. We don't get much estrogen in here!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

word to the edit.....

Quote:

Originally posted by Yuliya Dvorak:
But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?!

Apples and Oranges dear...

As for your CLASS you have accumulated... 1291 points and stand in 6th place

Relic has accumulated 1432... and stand in 4th

Time will tell the tale...

And what the hell...

**** Friends... 1156 points 11th place in their class.

And their soil sampling buddies the Skid Mark Crew with a 5th place and 1190 points

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Yuliya Dvorak:
But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?!

Apples and Oranges dear...

As for your CLASS you have accumulated... 1291 points and stand in 6th place

Relic has accumulated 1432... and stand in 4th

Time will tell the tale...

And what the hell...

**** Friends... 1156 points 11th place in their class.

And their soil sampling buddies the Skid Mark Crew with a 5th place and 1190 points

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

*Smokey from Friday voice*...

AWWWW SH****TTT....you got knocked da f**k OUT!

Uvula ButtSmack, that was pretty good. Props to ya on the haikus. But, just like your namesake, Uvula, you are just hangin' around and nobody's really sure what you are for.

So what was the address of the "Haiku Web Machine" you used to write those?

Hey, and if you give up that easily in the Smack thread just what the hell kinda lawyer are ya? I mean, what...you just SETTLE all the time? Easy money, I tell ya. Easy money.

Ain't no settlin' around here...less'n it's on da track.

Gloves are off, my pretty. Equal rights around here....so don't expect da boys to go light on ya.

Two Finger sniff
Pungent smell of defeat
back away now, love

How ya like me now?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

(and this edit goes out to da homies in da hood before me)

*Smokey from Friday voice*...

AWWWW SH****TTT....you got knocked da f**k OUT!

Uvula ButtSmack, that was pretty good. Props to ya on the haikus. But, just like your namesake, Uvula, you are just hangin' around and nobody's really sure what you are for.

So what was the address of the "Haiku Web Machine" you used to write those?

Hey, and if you give up that easily in the Smack thread just what the hell kinda lawyer are ya? I mean, what...you just SETTLE all the time? Easy money, I tell ya. Easy money.

Ain't no settlin' around here...less'n it's on da track.

Gloves are off, my pretty. Equal rights around here....so don't expect da boys to go light on ya.

Two Finger sniff
Pungent smell of defeat
back away now, love

How ya like me now?

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

(and this edit goes out to da homies in da hood before me)

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:

Quote:

Originally posted by Yuliya Dvorak:
But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?!

Apples and Oranges dear...


**** Friends... 1156 points 11th place in their class.

And their soil sampling buddies the Skid Mark Crew with a 5th place and 1190 points

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Skid Mark Crew! I'm on the floor! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Jim is the one that wins the Skid Mark Award...he nearly high-sided coming out of the horse shoe in one of his races...but my homie kept it pinned.

He came in shaking his pants legs to be sure he got the crap out of his leathers.

(this edit goes out to da skeezas werkin' it in da club)

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:

Quote:

Originally posted by Yuliya Dvorak:
But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?!

Apples and Oranges dear...


**** Friends... 1156 points 11th place in their class.

And their soil sampling buddies the Skid Mark Crew with a 5th place and 1190 points

[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Skid Mark Crew! I'm on the floor! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Jim is the one that wins the Skid Mark Award...he nearly high-sided coming out of the horse shoe in one of his races...but my homie kept it pinned.

He came in shaking his pants legs to be sure he got the crap out of his leathers.

(this edit goes out to da skeezas werkin' it in da club)

your momma

your momma

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
your momma

Dont Be Talkin Bout My Momma Foo!

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
your momma

Dont Be Talkin Bout My Momma Foo!

Yo Sherm. Nice tighty whities!


I caught a glimpse of them Sunday. If you guys haven't seen Perm in his whities, you're missin' out. Seeeeeeexxxxxxxxyyyyyy!

Yo Sherm. Nice tighty whities!


I caught a glimpse of them Sunday. If you guys haven't seen Perm in his whities, you're missin' out. Seeeeeeexxxxxxxxyyyyyy!

The Formula 40 boys should be thanking me for not getting with her 6 months earlier.

The Formula 40 boys should be thanking me for not getting with her 6 months earlier.

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
The Formula 40 boys should be thanking me for not getting with her 6 months earlier.

Aw right Derrick, Now you gone and done it... Ask Rosa what happens when you talk bout my momma! You haven't seen him at the last three races huh? Wonder why? He aint been travlin or schoolin! Now take it back! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
The Formula 40 boys should be thanking me for not getting with her 6 months earlier.

Aw right Derrick, Now you gone and done it... Ask Rosa what happens when you talk bout my momma! You haven't seen him at the last three races huh? Wonder why? He aint been travlin or schoolin! Now take it back! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/mad.gif[/img]

And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

But in reality Derrick, Piles is so old you weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's eye when he came into the world. Beware of old age and trechery!!!

J-Dub you're slayin' me tonight....."just hangin' around..." on the floor brother.
Everyone feel free to take some shots at Marv, he dosen't have his internet service set up at his new digs yet. Piles I can't believe you let him spout off that "birds fly waves pound the sand, I win races" crap with no retort based upon your newly founded monarchy in F40. Should have edited that to read " I win races Piles dosen't enter". ( i know that is borderline proxy, but if you can't beat him, root for someone who can!!!)

And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

But in reality Derrick, Piles is so old you weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's eye when he came into the world. Beware of old age and trechery!!!

J-Dub you're slayin' me tonight....."just hangin' around..." on the floor brother.
Everyone feel free to take some shots at Marv, he dosen't have his internet service set up at his new digs yet. Piles I can't believe you let him spout off that "birds fly waves pound the sand, I win races" crap with no retort based upon your newly founded monarchy in F40. Should have edited that to read " I win races Piles dosen't enter". ( i know that is borderline proxy, but if you can't beat him, root for someone who can!!!)

Who won the David Victory Lap???

Who won the David Victory Lap???

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

I love my mom ... So can you if the price is right... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

hmmm

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

I love my mom ... So can you if the price is right... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

hmmm

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

I love my mom ... So can you if the price is right... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

(this edit is better than the last)... I don't know why

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
And now a word from the self appointed moderator........

Note to all......Post directed at another's mother are STRICTLY forbidden. I love mine as you do yours, and I think mine actually keeps up with this crap so.........

I love my mom ... So can you if the price is right... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

(this edit is better than the last)... I don't know why

Oh Hey Sucks Easily, I didnt get a chance to stop by and appologise for stuffing you like a turkey at the bus stop in A SBK. I was a bit nicer about it in C SBK though. Damn I gotta work on my starts so I dont have to pass you all the time, I just sit behind you like you have a nudey pics on the back of your leathers.

Heres to NOT seeing you on the track at the hill, Ill run F1 again to see what the rest of these monkeys can bring. Hopefully have the Seven Fitty back by then.

Why do I need to Edit? Is "Sucks Easily" to obvious?

Oh Hey Sucks Easily, I didnt get a chance to stop by and appologise for stuffing you like a turkey at the bus stop in A SBK. I was a bit nicer about it in C SBK though. Damn I gotta work on my starts so I dont have to pass you all the time, I just sit behind you like you have a nudey pics on the back of your leathers.

Heres to NOT seeing you on the track at the hill, Ill run F1 again to see what the rest of these monkeys can bring. Hopefully have the Seven Fitty back by then.

Why do I need to Edit? Is "Sucks Easily" to obvious?

...oh, Uvula....paging Uvula ButtSmack.....whar ya at, gerl?

(This edit goes out to da hoes jigglin' on da flo)

...oh, Uvula....paging Uvula ButtSmack.....whar ya at, gerl?

(This edit goes out to da hoes jigglin' on da flo)