Formula Smack Results...........

WOO HOO 500! Is this some kind of CMRA record? Can I get a yellow #1 plate or somthing?

BD

WOO HOO 500! Is this some kind of CMRA record? Can I get a yellow #1 plate or somthing?

BD

Not with less than 200 posts under YOUR belt. Heck, you still have your Smack Yellow shirt on, young man!

Not with less than 200 posts under YOUR belt. Heck, you still have your Smack Yellow shirt on, young man!

damn, but ive been lurking since april of 2003

damn, but ive been lurking since april of 2003

I see you only started double posting today?

WTF... anyone with under 400 is playing some type of privilage card to even read this...

:rolleyes:

FFFFFFalconi is no exception...

I see you only started double posting today?

WTF... anyone with under 400 is playing some type of privilage card to even read this...

:rolleyes:

FFFFFFalconi is no exception...

Damn pocket PC phone is crazy.

anyhow the RACE IS ON! LETS GO *****ES!

Damn pocket PC phone is crazy.

anyhow the RACE IS ON! LETS GO *****ES!

Lurking here for experience points is like watching the races from the stands for championship points....just doesn't count my boy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Lurking here for experience points is like watching the races from the stands for championship points....just doesn't count my boy. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

yeah yeah, save it for the track Arkie

yeah yeah, save it for the track Arkie

loosers! go fix ye cycles for your a$$ whoopin at oak hill.

loosers! go fix ye cycles for your a$$ whoopin at oak hill.

i'm sorry piles. please forgive me in my drunken stuper.

i'm sorry piles. please forgive me in my drunken stuper.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
Not with less than 200 posts under YOUR belt. Heck, you still have your Smack Yellow shirt on, young man!

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:
WTF... anyone with under 400 is playing some type of privilage card to even read this...

I'm out. I don't even have 100 posts! OH WAIT! I don't even race! How can I be "out" if I was never "in"? With that being the case, all of ya'll are losers.

Especially Suck, since he has a habit of leaving his podium hat and sunglasses in the bathroom at Hallett... and I don't want to know why.

Hat edit

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
Not with less than 200 posts under YOUR belt. Heck, you still have your Smack Yellow shirt on, young man!

Quote:

Originally posted by Jason Keene:
WTF... anyone with under 400 is playing some type of privilage card to even read this...

I'm out. I don't even have 100 posts! OH WAIT! I don't even race! How can I be "out" if I was never "in"? With that being the case, all of ya'll are losers.

Especially Suck, since he has a habit of leaving his podium hat and sunglasses in the bathroom at Hallett... and I don't want to know why.

Hat edit

It's on for shizzle my nizzles!! This is the throw down to end all throw downs. I want some of everyone except Piles, Perv, and Dr. Smith. That is not an addmision of inferiority, just respek. Fox you're gonna be first on the list, and I'm gonna define stuff for you. I was weak at Hallett for reasons to numerous and lame to go into, but I do love the Hill!!! And I'll actually have a good set up this time. I'm sure everyone is going back and looking at the lap times from the last event there. Two words....sand bag. Taking a lesson from The DR.

I think there should be more activities to bring even more fun and hillarity to this event. How about an ugliest umbrella girl contest? Ugliest race bike? Most shagged tires on the grid? (Tighty White's a shoe in) I'm sure this is only going to get more interesting interesting as it draws near. I'm glad we could pull this off, thanks to all my fellow Smack Packers for getting behind a good cause.

It's on for shizzle my nizzles!! This is the throw down to end all throw downs. I want some of everyone except Piles, Perv, and Dr. Smith. That is not an addmision of inferiority, just respek. Fox you're gonna be first on the list, and I'm gonna define stuff for you. I was weak at Hallett for reasons to numerous and lame to go into, but I do love the Hill!!! And I'll actually have a good set up this time. I'm sure everyone is going back and looking at the lap times from the last event there. Two words....sand bag. Taking a lesson from The DR.

I think there should be more activities to bring even more fun and hillarity to this event. How about an ugliest umbrella girl contest? Ugliest race bike? Most shagged tires on the grid? (Tighty White's a shoe in) I'm sure this is only going to get more interesting interesting as it draws near. I'm glad we could pull this off, thanks to all my fellow Smack Packers for getting behind a good cause.

Dang Buck, I thought we was tight! Now you don't like my shoe's..............Oh wait, you're referring to my slightly worn tires aren't you? Doh!

So, how about it Sherm, can we trade scooters?

Dang Buck, I thought we was tight! Now you don't like my shoe's..............Oh wait, you're referring to my slightly worn tires aren't you? Doh!

So, how about it Sherm, can we trade scooters?

Quote:

Originally posted by Cathy White:
So, how about it Sherm, can we trade scooters?

Sorry beautiful. No one rides my Sunny Days/My Lil' Pony Scooter. You might soil my pretty lil' pony's seat.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ittle_Pony.jpg

(I can't belive I just typed that)

Quote:

Originally posted by Cathy White:
So, how about it Sherm, can we trade scooters?

Sorry beautiful. No one rides my Sunny Days/My Lil' Pony Scooter. You might soil my pretty lil' pony's seat.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...ittle_Pony.jpg

(I can't belive I just typed that)

(Quagmire voice)

Gigidy gigidy! Awwww right...

(End Quagmire voice)

Well, as far as Suck leaving his sunglasses and hat in the bathroom it's just a natural extension of his REAL job - 'manning' the bathroom glory hole at the bus station.

You can take him out, but he'll still be found in the bathroom.

(This edit is for asking if Wayne Brady is gonna have to smack a biatch)

(Quagmire voice)

Gigidy gigidy! Awwww right...

(End Quagmire voice)

Well, as far as Suck leaving his sunglasses and hat in the bathroom it's just a natural extension of his REAL job - 'manning' the bathroom glory hole at the bus station.

You can take him out, but he'll still be found in the bathroom.

(This edit is for asking if Wayne Brady is gonna have to smack a biatch)

Hey, Uvula! Whar you at? You've done the smack equivalent of throwing a lit bag of dog poo in the middle of the floor at a "River Dance" wannabe convention....and you haven't even stuck around to see the fun.

Whazzup wid dat?

(Edit goes out to Prodigy and THE seminal song about SMACK...)

Hey, Uvula! Whar you at? You've done the smack equivalent of throwing a lit bag of dog poo in the middle of the floor at a "River Dance" wannabe convention....and you haven't even stuck around to see the fun.

Whazzup wid dat?

(Edit goes out to Prodigy and THE seminal song about SMACK...)

I think CMRA is short for CMrAck...
I also think that Kawasaki is having real identity crisis...

I think CMRA is short for CMrAck...
I also think that Kawasaki is having real identity crisis...

My Dearest J-Left, or whatever's left of you after the agricultural excursions, I am writing to inform you that apparently some of us actually work for a living.

Not that I know of any such people, but I've heard.. you know, that whole thing about supporting the racing habit.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Despite your insinuations, I am very proud of my haikus. I had to pull them out of thin air as every haiku generator on the web crashed trying to put the words "Keene" and "mini" in the same poem.

Relic in 4th eh.. behind by 700 (yes, that would be Seven Hundred) points. Ah, a miss is as good as a mile - maybe next season we'll run in C Superbike and be guaranteed a better place [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] :p

(this edit goes to being the best Doorknob you can be)

My Dearest J-Left, or whatever's left of you after the agricultural excursions, I am writing to inform you that apparently some of us actually work for a living.

Not that I know of any such people, but I've heard.. you know, that whole thing about supporting the racing habit.. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Despite your insinuations, I am very proud of my haikus. I had to pull them out of thin air as every haiku generator on the web crashed trying to put the words "Keene" and "mini" in the same poem.

Relic in 4th eh.. behind by 700 (yes, that would be Seven Hundred) points. Ah, a miss is as good as a mile - maybe next season we'll run in C Superbike and be guaranteed a better place [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] :p

(this edit goes to being the best Doorknob you can be)

Quote:

Originally posted by Brian Fox:
Oh Hey Sucks Easily, I didnt get a chance to stop by and appologise for stuffing you like a turkey at the bus stop in A SBK.

HAHAHA [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Brian Fox:
Oh Hey Sucks Easily, I didnt get a chance to stop by and appologise for stuffing you like a turkey at the bus stop in A SBK.

HAHAHA [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]

Oh come on Sucks Beastiality, I was just turning laps on my old bike, had to take it easy it was already sold so... Trust me I am only getting faster on the Neo R6, And if Team Hammer is nice enough to deliver my bike on the way back from the races on the east coast then its even less of an issue.

Ill try to talk to TheDave and see if I can get him in a thong for this as my umbrella *****. I might have a spare nikle or 2 to loan if I can be sure to get them back in one piece.

Oh come on Sucks Beastiality, I was just turning laps on my old bike, had to take it easy it was already sold so... Trust me I am only getting faster on the Neo R6, And if Team Hammer is nice enough to deliver my bike on the way back from the races on the east coast then its even less of an issue.

Ill try to talk to TheDave and see if I can get him in a thong for this as my umbrella *****. I might have a spare nikle or 2 to loan if I can be sure to get them back in one piece.

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:


Well, as far as Suck leaving his sunglasses and hat in the bathroom it's just a natural extension of his REAL job - 'manning' the bathroom glory hole at the bus station.

You can take him out, but he'll still be found in the bathroom.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer060.jpg

Oh really? Why is it you look like you have a bad taste in your mouth?

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:


Well, as far as Suck leaving his sunglasses and hat in the bathroom it's just a natural extension of his REAL job - 'manning' the bathroom glory hole at the bus station.

You can take him out, but he'll still be found in the bathroom.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...aSummer060.jpg

Oh really? Why is it you look like you have a bad taste in your mouth?

Is this thread losing the love? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] Come on Callahandjob, Suck Easily needs a hug.

Is this thread losing the love? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img] Come on Callahandjob, Suck Easily needs a hug.

The love is always here on the tread. It's just that some apparently need more love than one stall can accomodate.

The love is always here on the tread. It's just that some apparently need more love than one stall can accomodate.

I just took a look at the Inside Line, and I hate to bring this up...........but since this is "Formula" Smack, I think I will.

It says I won the Formula 1 race by 15 seconds. You guys are in need of some assistance. I hate makin' you look so bad but it just feels so good.

Smack? Who wants some? Thanks for donating your entry fees to the spankin'.


edit......because Buck is a female and that's a nice pic of johnny boy.

I just took a look at the Inside Line, and I hate to bring this up...........but since this is "Formula" Smack, I think I will.

It says I won the Formula 1 race by 15 seconds. You guys are in need of some assistance. I hate makin' you look so bad but it just feels so good.

Smack? Who wants some? Thanks for donating your entry fees to the spankin'.


edit......because Buck is a female and that's a nice pic of johnny boy.

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
It says I won the Formula 1 race by 15 seconds. You guys are in need of some assistance.

Not so fast Porta Potty Starter. That 15 seconds is just enough to havin' you sharin' TP with the rest of the "fasties". BTW - the little red "OCCUPIED" on the door has to be showning before the flag will drop (we can't see you holding up your hand) or you'll be meatballed. I just hope it is a "loud" flag. It's so hard to "hear" it drop when your not near the track.

Just be happy it was just 15 seconds. Anything higher would have rated a #2 pencil stuck thru the outside lock of the PP door as well. If it was 30 seconds, I would have to back the BMR truck up against the door. Don't worry, I'd leave the keys in it so YOU could move it... when you got out.

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
It says I won the Formula 1 race by 15 seconds. You guys are in need of some assistance.

Not so fast Porta Potty Starter. That 15 seconds is just enough to havin' you sharin' TP with the rest of the "fasties". BTW - the little red "OCCUPIED" on the door has to be showning before the flag will drop (we can't see you holding up your hand) or you'll be meatballed. I just hope it is a "loud" flag. It's so hard to "hear" it drop when your not near the track.

Just be happy it was just 15 seconds. Anything higher would have rated a #2 pencil stuck thru the outside lock of the PP door as well. If it was 30 seconds, I would have to back the BMR truck up against the door. Don't worry, I'd leave the keys in it so YOU could move it... when you got out.

15 seconds won't matter. All multi cyl 1000 have to remove 2 plug wires all smaller multies only have to remove 1 plug wire just to be fair.

15 seconds won't matter. All multi cyl 1000 have to remove 2 plug wires all smaller multies only have to remove 1 plug wire just to be fair.