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I guess this shot best sums up Calahandjobs riding ability. I must say Ergle does truly capture the true spirit of his subjects. I thought he only rode the 600 like a fairy.
Edit to beat you to the punch.....I ride like a girl so I dressed like a girl. HAR HAR HAR.
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I guess this shot best sums up Calahandjobs riding ability. I must say Ergle does truly capture the true spirit of his subjects. I thought he only rode the 600 like a fairy.
Edit to beat you to the punch.....I ride like a girl so I dressed like a girl. HAR HAR HAR.
This is gettin' better all the time. Now 'ol Buck is smacking himself. Don't make it a habit, 'cause like your mama said, you'll go blind. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
This is gettin' better all the time. Now 'ol Buck is smacking himself. Don't make it a habit, 'cause like your mama said, you'll go blind. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
I can't believe you losers would let this thread fall from the top ten with only one race left in the season. I know several of you are in Championship preservation mode but daaaannnnggggg!! You can still talk the talk even if you'll be baby steppin' around at TWS. I've taken time out of my now busy hurricane prep schedule to let you all know that you still suck, and I have nothing to loose at TWS. I'll be kickin' it into overdrive to capture bragin' rights for the off season. Bottomline.......If I beat you at TWS you'll have to listen to me gloat all winter long. If you can't step it up I'll have to start you a new thread for the SHMUCK pack................
I can't believe you losers would let this thread fall from the top ten with only one race left in the season. I know several of you are in Championship preservation mode but daaaannnnggggg!! You can still talk the talk even if you'll be baby steppin' around at TWS. I've taken time out of my now busy hurricane prep schedule to let you all know that you still suck, and I have nothing to loose at TWS. I'll be kickin' it into overdrive to capture bragin' rights for the off season. Bottomline.......If I beat you at TWS you'll have to listen to me gloat all winter long. If you can't step it up I'll have to start you a new thread for the SHMUCK pack................
What's the big deal about .7 of a second? Why don't we talk about .903 of a second or 7.225 seconds? NO! WAIT! How about .268 of a second and 2.147 seconds? Even better yet, why don't we just about doubling those numbers and talk about 1.800 seconds or 14.400 seconds?Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
.7 seconds .... .7 seconds... let's see... yeah, I guess you could get .7 seconds ...
Huh, JW?
What do all those numbers mean?
7.255 seconds
The margin between JW and his first podium during a lil' ole F1 race on a beautiful late June afternoon at Oak Hill.
.903 second
Even when Dr. Smith "waited for you" in tech as you came out of Turn 8, it was that .9 each lap that left you in that "Third Bridesmaid" spot (4th place).
3.145 seconds
Oak Hill and F1 revisited a little over one week ago.
Though you cut an average of 2.719 SECONDS off of EACH lap in this F1 race, it was... you guessed it...
.393 of a second
... short of what you needed each lap to not only put Mr. Bernett, but Mr. Fuller as well, into that "also ran" category and secure your first podium in F1.
What of the other "numbers"?
14.400 seconds
Interestingly enough, if you had ran the same numbers in the June visit to Oak Hill as you did at the last visit... that would have been the margin between third place (YOU) and fourth place (Smith). The single lap margin 1.8 seconds.
Since we are playing "What If's"... instead of 7.255 seconds (or .903 each lap) that separated you from third place last June, your Sept. times was 6.024 seconds (or .753 each lap... actually) that seperated you from having Mr. Turner stare (in disbelief) at your butt crossing the finish line in SECOND PLACE!
All the same, six seconds is a pretty big leap. Especially since you had improved your total time by 21.712 SERCONDS! So, I guess even asking for an additional improvement of 3.145 seconds to get your first podium is a tad much as well, right?
When it comes to your two "performances" at Oak Hill F1 races... I think you pretty well nailed it on the head with that statement. After all, if you went back to Oak Hill and cut another 20+ seconds off your total, you'd be giving Mr. Burlson fits.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
I parked it...
That ain't "dreaming"... that's just plain ole SMACK, lil' girl.
this edit is for the 0.076 of a second that seperated JW and his 600 from the 28's.
What's the big deal about .7 of a second? Why don't we talk about .903 of a second or 7.225 seconds? NO! WAIT! How about .268 of a second and 2.147 seconds? Even better yet, why don't we just about doubling those numbers and talk about 1.800 seconds or 14.400 seconds?Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
.7 seconds .... .7 seconds... let's see... yeah, I guess you could get .7 seconds ...
Huh, JW?
What do all those numbers mean?
7.255 seconds
The margin between JW and his first podium during a lil' ole F1 race on a beautiful late June afternoon at Oak Hill.
.903 second
Even when Dr. Smith "waited for you" in tech as you came out of Turn 8, it was that .9 each lap that left you in that "Third Bridesmaid" spot (4th place).
3.145 seconds
Oak Hill and F1 revisited a little over one week ago.
Though you cut an average of 2.719 SECONDS off of EACH lap in this F1 race, it was... you guessed it...
.393 of a second
... short of what you needed each lap to not only put Mr. Bernett, but Mr. Fuller as well, into that "also ran" category and secure your first podium in F1.
What of the other "numbers"?
14.400 seconds
Interestingly enough, if you had ran the same numbers in the June visit to Oak Hill as you did at the last visit... that would have been the margin between third place (YOU) and fourth place (Smith). The single lap margin 1.8 seconds.
Since we are playing "What If's"... instead of 7.255 seconds (or .903 each lap) that separated you from third place last June, your Sept. times was 6.024 seconds (or .753 each lap... actually) that seperated you from having Mr. Turner stare (in disbelief) at your butt crossing the finish line in SECOND PLACE!
All the same, six seconds is a pretty big leap. Especially since you had improved your total time by 21.712 SERCONDS! So, I guess even asking for an additional improvement of 3.145 seconds to get your first podium is a tad much as well, right?
When it comes to your two "performances" at Oak Hill F1 races... I think you pretty well nailed it on the head with that statement. After all, if you went back to Oak Hill and cut another 20+ seconds off your total, you'd be giving Mr. Burlson fits.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
I parked it...
That ain't "dreaming"... that's just plain ole SMACK, lil' girl.
this edit is for the 0.076 of a second that seperated JW and his 600 from the 28's.
I call out the pack and I get SHEman busting up on J-Dub............
SHEman if you didn't get the idea from the ransom post, J-Dub has offically started his off-season and will not be communicating with us until after January.(try as I might) As for the rest of you...........at least jump in and give College Boy Rosas the good verbal beating he's blatantly asking for.
edit because I had to look up blatantly for spelling.
I call out the pack and I get SHEman busting up on J-Dub............
SHEman if you didn't get the idea from the ransom post, J-Dub has offically started his off-season and will not be communicating with us until after January.(try as I might) As for the rest of you...........at least jump in and give College Boy Rosas the good verbal beating he's blatantly asking for.
edit because I had to look up blatantly for spelling.
Beating on Rosas is like beating on a Pineda... you know if you beat it long enough, you might get something decent but usually its just crap! He's on a permanent vacation, Ill bet $20 he doesnt show at TWS, Cathy has him all scared. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
I saw Marvs pretty new gixxer at Camboras Friday... guess whats missing on it? Everything! That thing will never be ready for TWS! I doubt its even ready for Nowhere Raceway in Feb 06! Better bring Tys 750 again... :p
Thanks out to Troy for beating Marv in A Superbike, I had bad gas (from the bottom of my VP 15 gal can, bike ran like crap all day saturday in the GB Benefit Race, thought I was low on fuel, put more in and thought the problem was solved, headed for the grid and the bike barely made it!
Anyway, good thing Derrick killed you guys and Marv got 4th, needed those extra points going into TWS. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Anyhoo, looks like this thread might be finally running out of gas (here kitty kitty), as the seasons end looms ahead and everyone has pretty much figured out that I will be the F1 CLASS CHAMPION and Smack Backer Upper! If Derrick beats me all I have to do is finish in the top 10 (done that all year long), if Derrick doesn't win I still wrap it up! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] #1 [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
aka
"Super Pro F1 Novice"
Beating on Rosas is like beating on a Pineda... you know if you beat it long enough, you might get something decent but usually its just crap! He's on a permanent vacation, Ill bet $20 he doesnt show at TWS, Cathy has him all scared. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
I saw Marvs pretty new gixxer at Camboras Friday... guess whats missing on it? Everything! That thing will never be ready for TWS! I doubt its even ready for Nowhere Raceway in Feb 06! Better bring Tys 750 again... :p
Thanks out to Troy for beating Marv in A Superbike, I had bad gas (from the bottom of my VP 15 gal can, bike ran like crap all day saturday in the GB Benefit Race, thought I was low on fuel, put more in and thought the problem was solved, headed for the grid and the bike barely made it!
Anyway, good thing Derrick killed you guys and Marv got 4th, needed those extra points going into TWS. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Anyhoo, looks like this thread might be finally running out of gas (here kitty kitty), as the seasons end looms ahead and everyone has pretty much figured out that I will be the F1 CLASS CHAMPION and Smack Backer Upper! If Derrick beats me all I have to do is finish in the top 10 (done that all year long), if Derrick doesn't win I still wrap it up! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] #1 [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
aka
"Super Pro F1 Novice"
This thread won't run out of gas if we turn it into a TWS Turn 8A discussion.
This thread won't run out of gas if we turn it into a TWS Turn 8A discussion.
Better be nice Piles....I have nothing to loose in either race and may be swapping paint witcha....you never know who will come out on the short end of the stick. LOL
As for the 06, I will be saving it for next year and be running the 01. It has been enough to beat you guys at TWS in the past and with nothing to loose, LTFO!
Better be nice Piles....I have nothing to loose in either race and may be swapping paint witcha....you never know who will come out on the short end of the stick. LOL
As for the 06, I will be saving it for next year and be running the 01. It has been enough to beat you guys at TWS in the past and with nothing to loose, LTFO!
Shut up FFFalconi, I'm sick of hearing about Turn 8A! Can't beleive a hairline fracture will keep you from riding TWS. meow! Ride or PTFO (pass the F@$K out)! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by FFFFalconi:
This thread won't run out of gas if we turn it into a TWS Turn 8A discussion.
Shut up FFFalconi, I'm sick of hearing about Turn 8A! Can't beleive a hairline fracture will keep you from riding TWS. meow! Ride or PTFO (pass the F@$K out)! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by FFFFalconi:
This thread won't run out of gas if we turn it into a TWS Turn 8A discussion.
Hey Marv,
Please dont dump any oil in front of me [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
Hey Marv,
Please dont dump any oil in front of me [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
Well it would be hard to dump it behind you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Myles Turner #342:
Hey Marv,
Please dont dump any oil in front of me [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
Well it would be hard to dump it behind you. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Myles Turner #342:
Hey Marv,
Please dont dump any oil in front of me [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
DANG...........Marv's on a roll. A few lessons, and a new bike in waitting and look what he's turned into. Frankenbastard!!
DANG...........Marv's on a roll. A few lessons, and a new bike in waitting and look what he's turned into. Frankenbastard!!
Hey that Frankenbastardly to you! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Edit for the arss whippin coming Bucks way at TWS in F1. I will win the championship and take the famous F1 trophy home built by Eeasly himself.
Hey that Frankenbastardly to you! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Edit for the arss whippin coming Bucks way at TWS in F1. I will win the championship and take the famous F1 trophy home built by Eeasly himself.
Yeah that trophy says you're number one in my book Esterwad.
Yeah that trophy says you're number one in my book Esterwad.
Guess who's back.... back again. See ya'll at world.
Guess who's back.... back again. See ya'll at world.
Dang that was a short stint, Glad to have you back.Quote:Originally posted by justin riley:
Guess who's back.... back again. See ya'll at world.
Myles
Dang that was a short stint, Glad to have you back.Quote:Originally posted by justin riley:
Guess who's back.... back again. See ya'll at world.
Myles
Justin... welcome back. Please note, it's the last race of the season... I hope you got some R&R while you were gone, you'll need it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Don't think we've forgotten Hallet. I'd keep one eye open at TWS if I were you!
Also, looking for you in F1... "just do it"! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Justin... welcome back. Please note, it's the last race of the season... I hope you got some R&R while you were gone, you'll need it! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Don't think we've forgotten Hallet. I'd keep one eye open at TWS if I were you!
Also, looking for you in F1... "just do it"! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Hey buck..... so what happened????????got something for me huh? I walked past you like you were sitting still...and on my slow bike too!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] oh yeh and the fact that I was just cruising, make sure I got all my points for my championship. I heard that you were just geared wrong.... I dunno....sounds like a cop out to me....LMAO Lemme know when ur gonna go to the track sometime so we can have some more fun...
Hey buck..... so what happened????????got something for me huh? I walked past you like you were sitting still...and on my slow bike too!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] oh yeh and the fact that I was just cruising, make sure I got all my points for my championship. I heard that you were just geared wrong.... I dunno....sounds like a cop out to me....LMAO Lemme know when ur gonna go to the track sometime so we can have some more fun...
Okay Hole-y man, you smoked me........Do you feel better now that I got that off my chest? I should have picked your brain on the gearing thing. Fifth gear was a dog, took way to long to wind up. 1-3 was good. No excuse though, good job. I'll let you enjoy it for a while before we head out to the Hill for some fun. Congrats on the Championship.
Okay Hole-y man, you smoked me........Do you feel better now that I got that off my chest? I should have picked your brain on the gearing thing. Fifth gear was a dog, took way to long to wind up. 1-3 was good. No excuse though, good job. I'll let you enjoy it for a while before we head out to the Hill for some fun. Congrats on the Championship.
J-Dub you need to take a look at the over all for the season and answer me one question..WHO'S YOUR DADDY........beeootch??? Mr. Pucky had quite the following this weekend, and he has informed me he no longer has any desire to return home to his abusive and neglecting former owner. We have reserved his seat at the banquet but he wishes you to kindly keep your distance.
J-Dub you need to take a look at the over all for the season and answer me one question..WHO'S YOUR DADDY........beeootch??? Mr. Pucky had quite the following this weekend, and he has informed me he no longer has any desire to return home to his abusive and neglecting former owner. We have reserved his seat at the banquet but he wishes you to kindly keep your distance.
MMMMUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Damn I never thought I'd hear itquite like that buck....yeah ur gearing had to be way off, the wind didnt help either at all. Thanks for all the fun this year, maybe I'll find an r6 or something to play with some next year. Thanks for all the fun this year man.....and especially all the laughs. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
MMMMUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Damn I never thought I'd hear itquite like that buck....yeah ur gearing had to be way off, the wind didnt help either at all. Thanks for all the fun this year, maybe I'll find an r6 or something to play with some next year. Thanks for all the fun this year man.....and especially all the laughs. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
All you smack "packers", at least the remaining novices, better pack a lunch and bring some friends to 2006. The can has been opened! Thanks for the good clean racing this year! See you on the grid in 06.
All you smack "packers", at least the remaining novices, better pack a lunch and bring some friends to 2006. The can has been opened! Thanks for the good clean racing this year! See you on the grid in 06.
Overall? yeah, I'm yer beyotch. I guess when I quit a class 1/3 of the way in the season and it takes you all season long to catch up....yup. I'm yer beyotch!
Quit yer crowin' and get back to workin' with Jimmy C...yer gonna need it next year bringing up the rear in the EXPERT class, home****.
Oh, and I'm letting Mr. Pucky enjoy his time off. He'll be back to work very soon. heh, heh, heh.
Overall? yeah, I'm yer beyotch. I guess when I quit a class 1/3 of the way in the season and it takes you all season long to catch up....yup. I'm yer beyotch!
Quit yer crowin' and get back to workin' with Jimmy C...yer gonna need it next year bringing up the rear in the EXPERT class, home****.
Oh, and I'm letting Mr. Pucky enjoy his time off. He'll be back to work very soon. heh, heh, heh.
Now that race season is over, just wanted to let you all know that Smack season opened on 10/3, and you are all lacking as usual. Didn't seem right that you losers would let this thread die just a few short of 600. So in that spirit..........YA"LL ALL SUCK!!!!
Looks like I'll be lapping at MSR Houston by late October early November, so ya'll better get to practicing. A fresh, new, wide, smooth, track. Sounds like a description of J-Dubs girlfriend. Looks like the SP bunch did pretty well in the overall championship hunts. Props to Piles, Perv, Dr. Smith, TC Fuller, Spradling, Kotowski, HEY Ronnie, Wee Willie Guthrie, Tighty White, all well done and some great riding to get to the top. Also big props to Burleson for kickin' all our butts, ALL year long. Well done Cory, now off to the AMA with you..........
You best bring it, 'cause mine's done been brought.............................word.
Now that race season is over, just wanted to let you all know that Smack season opened on 10/3, and you are all lacking as usual. Didn't seem right that you losers would let this thread die just a few short of 600. So in that spirit..........YA"LL ALL SUCK!!!!
Looks like I'll be lapping at MSR Houston by late October early November, so ya'll better get to practicing. A fresh, new, wide, smooth, track. Sounds like a description of J-Dubs girlfriend. Looks like the SP bunch did pretty well in the overall championship hunts. Props to Piles, Perv, Dr. Smith, TC Fuller, Spradling, Kotowski, HEY Ronnie, Wee Willie Guthrie, Tighty White, all well done and some great riding to get to the top. Also big props to Burleson for kickin' all our butts, ALL year long. Well done Cory, now off to the AMA with you..........
You best bring it, 'cause mine's done been brought.............................word.
Msr looks great... Can't wait till uncle buck send out the invite....
Msr looks great... Can't wait till uncle buck send out the invite....