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this edit serves my favorite stir stick...
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this edit serves my favorite stir stick...
Fhew! Okay! here we go.
Keene - You! Off my planet!
David - Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
(midterms now, i'll Bi**h you all later)
edit ** nough said
Fhew! Okay! here we go.
Keene - You! Off my planet!
David - Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date!
(midterms now, i'll Bi**h you all later)
edit ** nough said
IS THAT ALL??
Damn, I expected more (I don't know why).
Have you ever heard of compressors? It's new technology that allows you to talk in the smack thread AND get your date ready for the nights activities. I guess you've just been going old school.
I thought they were teaching stuff in college.
So what are your mids in?
NOSHOW 101: How to act cool when you don't really have to talk to people in person
MYLIP 201: How to talk the talk and act like you have a clue.
LEFTWING 102: How to cope with losing half your nights activities.
Good luck on them.
David
and an edit so rosy can see the edit tag line. He'll need it for his mids in MYLIP 201
IS THAT ALL??
Damn, I expected more (I don't know why).
Have you ever heard of compressors? It's new technology that allows you to talk in the smack thread AND get your date ready for the nights activities. I guess you've just been going old school.
I thought they were teaching stuff in college.
So what are your mids in?
NOSHOW 101: How to act cool when you don't really have to talk to people in person
MYLIP 201: How to talk the talk and act like you have a clue.
LEFTWING 102: How to cope with losing half your nights activities.
Good luck on them.
David
and an edit so rosy can see the edit tag line. He'll need it for his mids in MYLIP 201
Hey buck....you fear what you don't know huh?....Hell I thinkit's better you don't know what he looks like. It'll throw you of your game from laughing the whole time on the grid.
Mike- multitasking is an asset dude.....maybe you need to work on it....or maybe you just need to try to cut down the smack talking...I think you're in over your head grasshoppa. Fine tune your skills on a 'special' couple of people (couple meaning two) then once you've mastered it then expand outward in your smack.
Karma's a b***h, that's why I don't talk much smack.....that may also be why you only made a few races this year....talked too much smack before hand.
Oh yeah mike you never told me what your major was yet, or are you embarrased that your major is underwater basket weaving?
Hey buck....you fear what you don't know huh?....Hell I thinkit's better you don't know what he looks like. It'll throw you of your game from laughing the whole time on the grid.
Mike- multitasking is an asset dude.....maybe you need to work on it....or maybe you just need to try to cut down the smack talking...I think you're in over your head grasshoppa. Fine tune your skills on a 'special' couple of people (couple meaning two) then once you've mastered it then expand outward in your smack.
Karma's a b***h, that's why I don't talk much smack.....that may also be why you only made a few races this year....talked too much smack before hand.
Oh yeah mike you never told me what your major was yet, or are you embarrased that your major is underwater basket weaving?
Hey Menace - I'm a double major in Management and Marketing. I was going to get my masters in underwater basket weaving, but unfortunately Katrina destroyed the tank I was going to take my classes in.
So as for your multi-tasking, when i set my mind on doing something, I like doing it the best I can, with no distractions...smack talking isn't like doing your girl and watching TV, this actually takes effort.
David - I'm a senior, I took all those classes my freshman year! I'm actually taking level 4 classes now :
WHIPASS 402 - Specialize in strategic planning of kicking others asses.
OLDPEOPLESUCK 401 – Seeking out those whose balls hang lower than normal, hair is receding, smell and try to be young and then humbling them with pure Smack.
CRASHANDBURN 101 – “I’ve failed this one three years in a row now”
PUSH-IT 403 – Pushing it to the limit at 22, not 30, or 35 or 40 (myles).
GETTDRUNK 602 – Taking advantage of a working liver.
Buck – I think this quote fits you perfectly = Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them--Samuel Butler
edit for not having 30 yrs experience in talking trash, I’m just always on top.
Hey Menace - I'm a double major in Management and Marketing. I was going to get my masters in underwater basket weaving, but unfortunately Katrina destroyed the tank I was going to take my classes in.
So as for your multi-tasking, when i set my mind on doing something, I like doing it the best I can, with no distractions...smack talking isn't like doing your girl and watching TV, this actually takes effort.
David - I'm a senior, I took all those classes my freshman year! I'm actually taking level 4 classes now :
WHIPASS 402 - Specialize in strategic planning of kicking others asses.
OLDPEOPLESUCK 401 – Seeking out those whose balls hang lower than normal, hair is receding, smell and try to be young and then humbling them with pure Smack.
CRASHANDBURN 101 – “I’ve failed this one three years in a row now”
PUSH-IT 403 – Pushing it to the limit at 22, not 30, or 35 or 40 (myles).
GETTDRUNK 602 – Taking advantage of a working liver.
Buck – I think this quote fits you perfectly = Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them--Samuel Butler
edit for not having 30 yrs experience in talking trash, I’m just always on top.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b272/h...ent=sniper.jpg
just for you old guys! a preview of next year.
http://photobucket.com/albums/b272/h...ent=sniper.jpg
just for you old guys! a preview of next year.
Ok, dammmn, that was good, who wrote it for you?
WHIPASS 402, now that's a good class, but you have to actually show up to pass your final
OLDPEOPLESUCK 401, I've heard that you have to be there to measure how far the balls are hanging to see if it falls below the percentage to be included in the WHIPASS 402 course schedule. You would, of course, have to show up for this one too.
PUSH-IT 403, obviously they don't have a 401 or 402 to this class or you wouldn't have made it that far. Did I mention that you have to actually show for this? And I've heard that the final is graded on your ability to actually complete all the laps in a manner that places you above the competition. So good luck on that one.
GETTDRUNK 602, I can see you like this class most of all and spend the bulk of your time in lab. Get only has one T. You must have been typing from lab. Glad you are getting into the advanced studies though.
And looked at the pic, really nice form, looks like you've targeted someone. Now, why are you looking up track? if you are so much faster, wouldn't you be aiming down track?
Ok, dammmn, that was good, who wrote it for you?
WHIPASS 402, now that's a good class, but you have to actually show up to pass your final
OLDPEOPLESUCK 401, I've heard that you have to be there to measure how far the balls are hanging to see if it falls below the percentage to be included in the WHIPASS 402 course schedule. You would, of course, have to show up for this one too.
PUSH-IT 403, obviously they don't have a 401 or 402 to this class or you wouldn't have made it that far. Did I mention that you have to actually show for this? And I've heard that the final is graded on your ability to actually complete all the laps in a manner that places you above the competition. So good luck on that one.
GETTDRUNK 602, I can see you like this class most of all and spend the bulk of your time in lab. Get only has one T. You must have been typing from lab. Glad you are getting into the advanced studies though.
And looked at the pic, really nice form, looks like you've targeted someone. Now, why are you looking up track? if you are so much faster, wouldn't you be aiming down track?
Dammittt....I hate it for you that your tank got destroyed. Well my major wasn't as complex as management and marketing, Microbiology with a Chemistry minor. Should have done the double major, only needed two more classes in Chemistry, but I needed to work so I could eat you know. Yeah...Getdrunk 602 was one of my favorites, continued to take 603, 604, 605, and 606 till my prerequisites for Sirrosis 703 were filled. Now I'm just taking Moderation 804. I'm really close to completing my doctoral thesis in Inebriation and Newtonian Physics.
This edit is for all those who tried and failed at getdrunk602....just keep trying, plugging and chugging. Pun intended. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Dammittt....I hate it for you that your tank got destroyed. Well my major wasn't as complex as management and marketing, Microbiology with a Chemistry minor. Should have done the double major, only needed two more classes in Chemistry, but I needed to work so I could eat you know. Yeah...Getdrunk 602 was one of my favorites, continued to take 603, 604, 605, and 606 till my prerequisites for Sirrosis 703 were filled. Now I'm just taking Moderation 804. I'm really close to completing my doctoral thesis in Inebriation and Newtonian Physics.
This edit is for all those who tried and failed at getdrunk602....just keep trying, plugging and chugging. Pun intended. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
David, look at the picture again. It's because i'm faster that i was able to drop my bike, and get ready for people to come towards me.---
-edit for anyone who can tell me what turn this is going into
David, look at the picture again. It's because i'm faster that i was able to drop my bike, and get ready for people to come towards me.---
-edit for anyone who can tell me what turn this is going into
Its the bus stop at Hallett, that was a tough one... I saw you lying down in so many turns in the first four races of the season, the painted curbing gives it away.
As for being old and going out and kicking you young guys in the *** all season, well that just makes me feel good all over :p
The sad part is I will still be doing it when Im 50, so get used to it biatches [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
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Its the bus stop at Hallett, that was a tough one... I saw you lying down in so many turns in the first four races of the season, the painted curbing gives it away.
As for being old and going out and kicking you young guys in the *** all season, well that just makes me feel good all over :p
The sad part is I will still be doing it when Im 50, so get used to it biatches [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Myles
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Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If your *** matched your lips you'd have to grease the door sills on the car to get in. They get a real workout meboy.
Y'all keep it up 'cause there's not much racing to read about in the off-season. I'm a non-smacker from way back, but I'm living vicariously off of all the other Davids that are smacking. I call it proxy-smack. Come on Nolden!
Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If your *** matched your lips you'd have to grease the door sills on the car to get in. They get a real workout meboy.
Y'all keep it up 'cause there's not much racing to read about in the off-season. I'm a non-smacker from way back, but I'm living vicariously off of all the other Davids that are smacking. I call it proxy-smack. Come on Nolden!
I must say that I am highly disapointed in the other 1300 members on CMRA. Here I am taking lick after lick, holding my own, becoming the punching bag of these old farts and no one else has joined in on the fun.
Nonetheless, :
Wright- where are you? i still have those Undergarments for you, but you need to come out of that hole you are dug in ,face the fact that you are now the worst expert rider, and you're gonna suck!
Myles- good eye, i guess that is the only body part that hasn't aged with the rest of you.
David- the reason i don't show up is because i'm letting everyone gain the needed experience to hang with one of the best. Some of us, ie ME, are naturally gifted in somethings, racing just isn't one of yours.
Menace- It's good to hear that someone as smart as yourself, (microbiology and chemistry) and can further educate themselves in the art of intoxication. good for you, stay young!!
Kenee - is that all you got?
Buck - "smack king"??? uh huh!
... take it, like it, and shut it.
I must say that I am highly disapointed in the other 1300 members on CMRA. Here I am taking lick after lick, holding my own, becoming the punching bag of these old farts and no one else has joined in on the fun.
Nonetheless, :
Wright- where are you? i still have those Undergarments for you, but you need to come out of that hole you are dug in ,face the fact that you are now the worst expert rider, and you're gonna suck!
Myles- good eye, i guess that is the only body part that hasn't aged with the rest of you.
David- the reason i don't show up is because i'm letting everyone gain the needed experience to hang with one of the best. Some of us, ie ME, are naturally gifted in somethings, racing just isn't one of yours.
Menace- It's good to hear that someone as smart as yourself, (microbiology and chemistry) and can further educate themselves in the art of intoxication. good for you, stay young!!
Kenee - is that all you got?
Buck - "smack king"??? uh huh!
... take it, like it, and shut it.
ohh. how could i forget.
Cathy - keep quiet, that's the only thing you are good at.
<3 , <3 , <3 , <3
ohh. how could i forget.
Cathy - keep quiet, that's the only thing you are good at.
<3 , <3 , <3 , <3
Oh, you've got to be kidding. You're still bringing this lightweight, overrated, undershown smack?
You're naturally gifted in finding a place to put both feet, and it's not on pegs (as shown by your earlier pic)
Look, if you're "letting" me gain the necessary experience to hang, then "let" me give you a little insight. I can beat ANYONE that can't keep the bike on 2 wheels. That goes for you too.
And besides, I've got a ton of folks that will teach me how to run with the big dogs, I don't need a little lap dog wanna be nipping at my ankles and slowing me down. it's not even enough of a distraction to be irritating. :p
and by the way, how's the finger coming along?
Oh, you've got to be kidding. You're still bringing this lightweight, overrated, undershown smack?
You're naturally gifted in finding a place to put both feet, and it's not on pegs (as shown by your earlier pic)
Look, if you're "letting" me gain the necessary experience to hang, then "let" me give you a little insight. I can beat ANYONE that can't keep the bike on 2 wheels. That goes for you too.
And besides, I've got a ton of folks that will teach me how to run with the big dogs, I don't need a little lap dog wanna be nipping at my ankles and slowing me down. it's not even enough of a distraction to be irritating. :p
and by the way, how's the finger coming along?
Now that's the stick I've come to know and love. Milner you are so far beyond proxy smack as to be an art form. I always say, if you can't be fast, talk fast. In this case you're talking before even riding. "Lap dog wannabe", that's classic. Most excellent sir.
Roseass, you on the other hand. :rolleyes:
I was wondering why you have a different last name than your dad, the Duke? I was adopted, but my dad was proud enough to legally give me his family name. Is it that he makes you post under a different name so as not to bring shame to his good name? I must admire the Duke's foresight on that one, but the cat's out of the bag.
And Duke, or is it Sir Duke? Either way, I enjoyed a few laps on your new secret weapon today out at MSR Houston. It just happened to be sitting there in the back of the truck and when I heard who had bought it........well who could resist. You still don't have anything for Woody and I, but it should help. I left you a small token on the rear tire, hope it makes the trip. Better get to practicing taming that beast. Sneaky sneaky on me will ya?
Edit for Myles......good stuff, I'm gonna miss you on the grid. (I'm crying already)
Now that's the stick I've come to know and love. Milner you are so far beyond proxy smack as to be an art form. I always say, if you can't be fast, talk fast. In this case you're talking before even riding. "Lap dog wannabe", that's classic. Most excellent sir.
Roseass, you on the other hand. :rolleyes:
I was wondering why you have a different last name than your dad, the Duke? I was adopted, but my dad was proud enough to legally give me his family name. Is it that he makes you post under a different name so as not to bring shame to his good name? I must admire the Duke's foresight on that one, but the cat's out of the bag.
And Duke, or is it Sir Duke? Either way, I enjoyed a few laps on your new secret weapon today out at MSR Houston. It just happened to be sitting there in the back of the truck and when I heard who had bought it........well who could resist. You still don't have anything for Woody and I, but it should help. I left you a small token on the rear tire, hope it makes the trip. Better get to practicing taming that beast. Sneaky sneaky on me will ya?
Edit for Myles......good stuff, I'm gonna miss you on the grid. (I'm crying already)
Well, you know what they say Buck
Those who can, do. Those who can't, well, just sit around and talk about how great they are [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Well, except me of course, cause we all know where I fit into this little circle :p
Glad you're back, like the pics of the fish.
Well, you know what they say Buck
Those who can, do. Those who can't, well, just sit around and talk about how great they are [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Well, except me of course, cause we all know where I fit into this little circle :p
Glad you're back, like the pics of the fish.
Edit cause I gotta have the 666 post
It's just in my nature [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Edit cause I gotta have the 666 post
It's just in my nature [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Mr. Poseass: Okay, I have to admit. calling me the slowest expert on the grid was pretty funny. But given the lameness of the rest of your smackitude that greatly diminishes any points scored by said smackness.
Count that one up to luck. Do something long enough and you'll occasionally get lucky (As a Southerner might say, "Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.")
Nonetheless I do have to say that with your double major of Marketing and Management you'll be well prepared to sell BS to anyone.
Except it ain't workin', 'cause nobody round here is buying your BS.
I'm thinking you'll want your money back on that 3rd rate edumakashun you are getting in one of the South's finest diploma printing shops.
*This edit is for what the five fingers had to say to the face*
*Edit number 2........SLAP!!!!!*
Mr. Poseass: Okay, I have to admit. calling me the slowest expert on the grid was pretty funny. But given the lameness of the rest of your smackitude that greatly diminishes any points scored by said smackness.
Count that one up to luck. Do something long enough and you'll occasionally get lucky (As a Southerner might say, "Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.")
Nonetheless I do have to say that with your double major of Marketing and Management you'll be well prepared to sell BS to anyone.
Except it ain't workin', 'cause nobody round here is buying your BS.
I'm thinking you'll want your money back on that 3rd rate edumakashun you are getting in one of the South's finest diploma printing shops.
*This edit is for what the five fingers had to say to the face*
*Edit number 2........SLAP!!!!!*
Jonathan- I am sorry for not being as good as you at talking trash. I am sorry for not being as fast as you on the track. I am sorry for being young. I am sorry for having nine 1/2 fingers. I am sorry for taking advantage of your girl. I am sorry for the lack of use of your finger and third leg. But what i'm really sorry for is the dust that will be thrown in your face next season by everyone on the grid.
no edit!
Jonathan- I am sorry for not being as good as you at talking trash. I am sorry for not being as fast as you on the track. I am sorry for being young. I am sorry for having nine 1/2 fingers. I am sorry for taking advantage of your girl. I am sorry for the lack of use of your finger and third leg. But what i'm really sorry for is the dust that will be thrown in your face next season by everyone on the grid.
no edit!
*I'm* not sorry for the use of my good finger: The middle one, SUCKA!
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*I'm* not sorry for the use of my good finger: The middle one, SUCKA!
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Nice...Quote:Originally posted by David Milner:
Ok, who wrote it for you?
I'm not even going respond... doing that might lead the little boy to believe someone is hearing his wolf cry...
I prefer he just go away.
It's one thing to talk smack and play, it's another to be on the outside wanting in all the while wanting to be accepted.
That is not an option and he just doesn't get it...
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I can edit with more than one finger.
Nice...Quote:Originally posted by David Milner:
Ok, who wrote it for you?
I'm not even going respond... doing that might lead the little boy to believe someone is hearing his wolf cry...
I prefer he just go away.
It's one thing to talk smack and play, it's another to be on the outside wanting in all the while wanting to be accepted.
That is not an option and he just doesn't get it...
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I can edit with more than one finger.
Yeah, but I'm smelling my other finger.....ahhhhhhhhQuote:I can edit with more than one finger.
Yeah, but I'm smelling my other finger.....ahhhhhhhhQuote:I can edit with more than one finger.
If there is anything bigger than my ego in this club, bring it to me so it can be shot.
If there is anything bigger than my ego in this club, bring it to me so it can be shot.
Score two for Mr. Pose-***!
Score two for Mr. Pose-***!
Myles, Myles, Myles............. Smack is like herpes, it just doesn't go away. You gonna ride MSR Thur and Friday? Don't be scared, and the invite is open for anyone who wants to come play at MSR Houston this weekend for the grand opening. Mi casa, es tu casa, bring a pillow.
Myles, Myles, Myles............. Smack is like herpes, it just doesn't go away. You gonna ride MSR Thur and Friday? Don't be scared, and the invite is open for anyone who wants to come play at MSR Houston this weekend for the grand opening. Mi casa, es tu casa, bring a pillow.