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If Buck could chuck a 1:29, everything would be just fine.......
If Buck could chuck a 1:28, that would be F...in' great.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:27, he'd think he died and gone to heaven.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:26, he'd be shagin' all your chicks...........
If Buck could chuck a 1:29, everything would be just fine.......
If Buck could chuck a 1:28, that would be F...in' great.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:27, he'd think he died and gone to heaven.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:26, he'd be shagin' all your chicks...........
If Buck could chuck a 1:25, he'd be Jonathan Wright.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:24, he'd be Troy Fuller.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:23, he'd be Marv Esterly.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:22, I'd be the one workin' on his bike.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:25, he'd be Jonathan Wright.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:24, he'd be Troy Fuller.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:23, he'd be Marv Esterly.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:22, I'd be the one workin' on his bike.....
Oh man, we have to wear a yellow jersey to talk smack too? Man that just sucks!
News Flash! We're not serious about this racing thing and yes, we are absolutely cherry picking the races. We're not going to make any money racing! None of us can show Tye Howard a wheel in any way other than perhaps parking in his paddock area and saying "Hey, check out these chicken strips!" I know he likes me though, he affectionately calls me "Blue." [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] I'm special.
As I recall in the first race at MSR, we were 1 lap down to BMR when they crashed. Sucks guys that it happened. We finished the race which was our goal. In fact it was our goal at the second race at MSR too. Come to think of it, that's our goal at Hallett also! And no, there is no stinking way I'm going to be wearing a yellow jersey at Hallett. It is official, we are no longer prov novs. Does kind of suck though, I did enjoy stuffing guys wearing my yellow jersey. But oh well, at least I'll be cooler without it. Robert can wear one if he wants! Knock yourself out dude! lol.
BMR had a mechanical issue? Newsflash dudes. We've had a mechanical issue from day one with that BMR bike we bought. It was easily costing me a second a lap. When the thing gets hot, which it was on lap one of the race, it has no power between 8 and 10k RPM. Bogs down and runs like ****. But, I don't blame you guys. Just a demon we have to exercise.
As for pit stops. Ok, so I can't go an hour and 15 minutes in a session. I don't want to! I'm out there to have fun and when it stops being fun I bring it in and give the bike to the next guy. That's part of the whole philosophy of finishing the race. A tired rider makes mistakes. As it turns out, a rider with a hot foot also makes mistakes! {Note to CSR Mechanic here, install heat wrap on exhaust pipe under right foot peg or I won't ride that damn bike at the next race!}
Of course the classic example of our prov nov status was Robert coming into the pit as we're all ( all 2 of us that is) sitting in our comfy chairs checking out the blonde sitting on the wall behind us. Of course, we had no idea Robert was pitting because the blonde was far more interesting than the race.
I read what Robert posted and I know what he intended. I also know that he genuinely likes the BMR guys and repsects what they've done for us and what they do on the track. Why else would we measure ourselves against them?
So, you want smack talking, here's some for you.
J-Dub, or whatever you call yourself today, you'll always be cracksmoker to me, is actually a nice guy. Behind that rough exterior he puts on, he's actually a very personable nice guy. Ouch, dude, I know it stings! Just rub it a little. No dude, that's gross, just a little higher....
P-Money, dude, he did a bang up $78 paint job on the CSR bike! Took his own time just to do it for friends and really don't care that it's peeling ont he belly pan and you can see the old orange paint underneath. Damn man, does anyone smile more than you? I'd trust my money with P and if I have any money after my divorce, you're going to be my broker. Fat chance though! Not with my ex.
Sherm, what can I say. He just loves the sport. He spent well over an hour perfecting the CSR logo to the nth degree, cutting and fishing everything just right, hands them to me and says, "on the house." Not to mention the sore ribs from his old stories about his dirt bike riding days! Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Karlo, what can I say? Literally! I don't even know the guy. Pretty fast though, from what I have seen.
BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR. He turned his personal and team fastest lap of the race in the last 5 laps of the race and churned out consecutive laps to ensure a comfortable margin of 6 seconds. Of course, he had to order the most expensive steak on the menu. That's just how he rolls!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Oh man, we have to wear a yellow jersey to talk smack too? Man that just sucks!
News Flash! We're not serious about this racing thing and yes, we are absolutely cherry picking the races. We're not going to make any money racing! None of us can show Tye Howard a wheel in any way other than perhaps parking in his paddock area and saying "Hey, check out these chicken strips!" I know he likes me though, he affectionately calls me "Blue." [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] I'm special.
As I recall in the first race at MSR, we were 1 lap down to BMR when they crashed. Sucks guys that it happened. We finished the race which was our goal. In fact it was our goal at the second race at MSR too. Come to think of it, that's our goal at Hallett also! And no, there is no stinking way I'm going to be wearing a yellow jersey at Hallett. It is official, we are no longer prov novs. Does kind of suck though, I did enjoy stuffing guys wearing my yellow jersey. But oh well, at least I'll be cooler without it. Robert can wear one if he wants! Knock yourself out dude! lol.
BMR had a mechanical issue? Newsflash dudes. We've had a mechanical issue from day one with that BMR bike we bought. It was easily costing me a second a lap. When the thing gets hot, which it was on lap one of the race, it has no power between 8 and 10k RPM. Bogs down and runs like ****. But, I don't blame you guys. Just a demon we have to exercise.
As for pit stops. Ok, so I can't go an hour and 15 minutes in a session. I don't want to! I'm out there to have fun and when it stops being fun I bring it in and give the bike to the next guy. That's part of the whole philosophy of finishing the race. A tired rider makes mistakes. As it turns out, a rider with a hot foot also makes mistakes! {Note to CSR Mechanic here, install heat wrap on exhaust pipe under right foot peg or I won't ride that damn bike at the next race!}
Of course the classic example of our prov nov status was Robert coming into the pit as we're all ( all 2 of us that is) sitting in our comfy chairs checking out the blonde sitting on the wall behind us. Of course, we had no idea Robert was pitting because the blonde was far more interesting than the race.
I read what Robert posted and I know what he intended. I also know that he genuinely likes the BMR guys and repsects what they've done for us and what they do on the track. Why else would we measure ourselves against them?
So, you want smack talking, here's some for you.
J-Dub, or whatever you call yourself today, you'll always be cracksmoker to me, is actually a nice guy. Behind that rough exterior he puts on, he's actually a very personable nice guy. Ouch, dude, I know it stings! Just rub it a little. No dude, that's gross, just a little higher....
P-Money, dude, he did a bang up $78 paint job on the CSR bike! Took his own time just to do it for friends and really don't care that it's peeling ont he belly pan and you can see the old orange paint underneath. Damn man, does anyone smile more than you? I'd trust my money with P and if I have any money after my divorce, you're going to be my broker. Fat chance though! Not with my ex.
Sherm, what can I say. He just loves the sport. He spent well over an hour perfecting the CSR logo to the nth degree, cutting and fishing everything just right, hands them to me and says, "on the house." Not to mention the sore ribs from his old stories about his dirt bike riding days! Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Karlo, what can I say? Literally! I don't even know the guy. Pretty fast though, from what I have seen.
BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR. He turned his personal and team fastest lap of the race in the last 5 laps of the race and churned out consecutive laps to ensure a comfortable margin of 6 seconds. Of course, he had to order the most expensive steak on the menu. That's just how he rolls!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Ok! Ok! Bobs,Robs and ProvNovs, does this mean you guys don't want to race for *****es? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Ok! Ok! Bobs,Robs and ProvNovs, does this mean you guys don't want to race for *****es? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Ok, for all you beginner smack talkers out there. Here is what is known in the industry as a preemptive smack.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
I've got more on the way for you, just taking my time for the ultimate smack, and it's starting to look like a thesis.
There once was a racer named Beasley,
Who was so incredibly sleazy,
That from under his hood,
He grew him some wood,
But still couldn’t keep up like he should.
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Ok, for all you beginner smack talkers out there. Here is what is known in the industry as a preemptive smack.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
I've got more on the way for you, just taking my time for the ultimate smack, and it's starting to look like a thesis.
There once was a racer named Beasley,
Who was so incredibly sleazy,
That from under his hood,
He grew him some wood,
But still couldn’t keep up like he should.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]