Are we talking blonde, brunette, or red head? Oh hell, it doesnt matter. I'll race you for her. Whoever her is!
Bob Purdom
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Are we talking blonde, brunette, or red head? Oh hell, it doesnt matter. I'll race you for her. Whoever her is!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Are we talking blonde, brunette, or red head? Oh hell, it doesnt matter. I'll race you for her. Whoever her is!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Bob, he's talking about BMR being the "*****es".
Since you've already "had us", I guess you won't want to race for "us" as the "prize".Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es ....
Strange, I don't remember that. Since I was alway at the back of the pack, I really didn't have much say on when we stopped. All I remember was everyone making me throw down my third cigarette before I finished it because everyone else was ready to go. Oh, I do remember the ribbing I'd get for taking so long to get my helmet and gloves back on.Quote:Originally posted by Bob Purdom:
Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Bob, he's talking about BMR being the "*****es".
Since you've already "had us", I guess you won't want to race for "us" as the "prize".Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es ....
Strange, I don't remember that. Since I was alway at the back of the pack, I really didn't have much say on when we stopped. All I remember was everyone making me throw down my third cigarette before I finished it because everyone else was ready to go. Oh, I do remember the ribbing I'd get for taking so long to get my helmet and gloves back on.Quote:Originally posted by Bob Purdom:
Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
What the hell is going on in here!
Too crowded, gotta go!
What the hell is going on in here!
Too crowded, gotta go!
Bob, if you read the other posts the guys put up after Rob's you'll see what they are asking for and also the origins of the nickname "Chicken Sh1t Racing" as well.
Well, hell. I'll just go ahead and paste:
Nonetheless apparantly a lot of folks here took Rob's post the "wrong" way as I did.Quote:Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es and we will not stand for you slapping our ho's around. If you want them your going to go through the Fiends to get them! Bring it on, the class is "A" Superbike, we will all be present. If you're not there your name will be changed to Chicken $hit Racing. Ho's will be on the line, so you better go get some before then! We're kind of fond of ours. Winner takes all!
Oh, if any of our *****es hand you yours, then we'll expect a formal public apology for dissing them over an 8 second win!
Couple of things:
Difference in sh1t talking (personally demeaning) and smack talking (funny)
For instance, I know Rob has a Vette.
Sh1t talking:
Apparantly the Corvette isn't quite working as a penile extender so the racing "by proxy" has to do.
Smack:
Stop checking out blonds in the pits or else we'll change your name to Chick Strippin' Racing
See the difference?
Bob's so fat even when he was on the R1 I'd still hand him his *** at Barber. He even took the STAR School there and a couple of other trips and I'd pass him even on my first trip ever (and even after I crashed).
Not to mention the fact that I'd consistantly hand him his *** at Hallett on a repeated basis, but to add even more insult to injury I never said anything to him about it. No "Dude, I just stuffed your *** in the bus stop something awful!"
Smack:
Bob, get those pom-pom's off the handlebars and come on out to play in the sprint races.
More sh1t (not smack):
You boys want to compare lap times of when *I* was on the bike and when (fill in CSR rider here) was on the bike at MSR?
I believe I made up four laps during my stint on you boys which would mean I passed you guys four times (since we were three laps down).Quote:BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR.
So does that mean I get four steaks?
Wanna count how many times who stuffed who?
Enough of the $hit-talking examples. I'm not into that and what I've said above are merely examples to illustrate my point.
But I do have to say that I personally feel a bit of betrayal here. While we've been helping you guys out and telling you the lessons we've learned the hard way all the while we've had a target on our back. So I guess it's rather surprising to find out that you guys have been targeting us considering the help we've been giving you.
While we don't race "against" anyone we do enjoy the competition from other teams in a positive way and haven't targeted any team. We admire those that are faster than us (and yeah, the list is long).
And we damn sure haven't gloated about any "victories" we've enjoyed.
Perhaps a note in sportsmanship and decorum is keeping personal victories to yourself and 'defeating' other folks as personal. Because as you could quickly see there are WAY more folks faster than you. So being 'faster' than BMR ain't really that much to crow about.
All I have to say about that is: Sorry you had to set your sights so low.
Nonetheless I guess I'll just have to get over it and see the target as the compliment it really is I suppose.
If you boys want to play with us be sure you use the same rules as everybody else, as Buck pointed out previously.
Now. Back to your regularly scheduled smack (not sh1t) forum.
Bob, if you read the other posts the guys put up after Rob's you'll see what they are asking for and also the origins of the nickname "Chicken Sh1t Racing" as well.
Well, hell. I'll just go ahead and paste:
Nonetheless apparantly a lot of folks here took Rob's post the "wrong" way as I did.Quote:Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es and we will not stand for you slapping our ho's around. If you want them your going to go through the Fiends to get them! Bring it on, the class is "A" Superbike, we will all be present. If you're not there your name will be changed to Chicken $hit Racing. Ho's will be on the line, so you better go get some before then! We're kind of fond of ours. Winner takes all!
Oh, if any of our *****es hand you yours, then we'll expect a formal public apology for dissing them over an 8 second win!
Couple of things:
Difference in sh1t talking (personally demeaning) and smack talking (funny)
For instance, I know Rob has a Vette.
Sh1t talking:
Apparantly the Corvette isn't quite working as a penile extender so the racing "by proxy" has to do.
Smack:
Stop checking out blonds in the pits or else we'll change your name to Chick Strippin' Racing
See the difference?
Bob's so fat even when he was on the R1 I'd still hand him his *** at Barber. He even took the STAR School there and a couple of other trips and I'd pass him even on my first trip ever (and even after I crashed).
Not to mention the fact that I'd consistantly hand him his *** at Hallett on a repeated basis, but to add even more insult to injury I never said anything to him about it. No "Dude, I just stuffed your *** in the bus stop something awful!"
Smack:
Bob, get those pom-pom's off the handlebars and come on out to play in the sprint races.
More sh1t (not smack):
You boys want to compare lap times of when *I* was on the bike and when (fill in CSR rider here) was on the bike at MSR?
I believe I made up four laps during my stint on you boys which would mean I passed you guys four times (since we were three laps down).Quote:BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR.
So does that mean I get four steaks?
Wanna count how many times who stuffed who?
Enough of the $hit-talking examples. I'm not into that and what I've said above are merely examples to illustrate my point.
But I do have to say that I personally feel a bit of betrayal here. While we've been helping you guys out and telling you the lessons we've learned the hard way all the while we've had a target on our back. So I guess it's rather surprising to find out that you guys have been targeting us considering the help we've been giving you.
While we don't race "against" anyone we do enjoy the competition from other teams in a positive way and haven't targeted any team. We admire those that are faster than us (and yeah, the list is long).
And we damn sure haven't gloated about any "victories" we've enjoyed.
Perhaps a note in sportsmanship and decorum is keeping personal victories to yourself and 'defeating' other folks as personal. Because as you could quickly see there are WAY more folks faster than you. So being 'faster' than BMR ain't really that much to crow about.
All I have to say about that is: Sorry you had to set your sights so low.
Nonetheless I guess I'll just have to get over it and see the target as the compliment it really is I suppose.
If you boys want to play with us be sure you use the same rules as everybody else, as Buck pointed out previously.
Now. Back to your regularly scheduled smack (not sh1t) forum.
So if I go with a "Trojan-enz" paint theme, how would that work out?
"Here comes Trojan-enz out of the School house followed closely by Woody. They are neck and neck going down to the rattle snake heading up to the little bend."
Er sumpin' like that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
So if I go with a "Trojan-enz" paint theme, how would that work out?
"Here comes Trojan-enz out of the School house followed closely by Woody. They are neck and neck going down to the rattle snake heading up to the little bend."
Er sumpin' like that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]