Formula Smack Results...........

BMR and CSR you are going to have to take your historical problems to another thread please, it's a downer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

There was an old racer named Marv,
those turns he could elegantly carve.
The smack he sure could talk it,
unfortunately he also did walk it.
When he got to Oakhill, he said WTF,
I just got smoked by that fast Fk'er Buck

Things would start to look bad,
For Marv's number, Buck surely had.
Buck passed him in three,
lightly draggin' his knee.
Marv tried to get back in turn four,
But Buck had slammed shut the door.
Marv's frustration was mounting,
few remaining laps he was counting.
He tried to be bold and late on the brake,
but that one final pass, he just couldn't make.
As the checkerd flag dropped Marv's hopes did too,
Learn from his lesson , don't let it happen to you. :rolleyes:

Preemtive all you want big guy, you know D-day is on the way.

What happened to Fuller anyway? His silence DOES worry me.................

BMR and CSR you are going to have to take your historical problems to another thread please, it's a downer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]

There was an old racer named Marv,
those turns he could elegantly carve.
The smack he sure could talk it,
unfortunately he also did walk it.
When he got to Oakhill, he said WTF,
I just got smoked by that fast Fk'er Buck

Things would start to look bad,
For Marv's number, Buck surely had.
Buck passed him in three,
lightly draggin' his knee.
Marv tried to get back in turn four,
But Buck had slammed shut the door.
Marv's frustration was mounting,
few remaining laps he was counting.
He tried to be bold and late on the brake,
but that one final pass, he just couldn't make.
As the checkerd flag dropped Marv's hopes did too,
Learn from his lesson , don't let it happen to you. :rolleyes:

Preemtive all you want big guy, you know D-day is on the way.

What happened to Fuller anyway? His silence DOES worry me.................

And that my friends was the master smacker, Mr. "M&M" himself, Buck Beasley...so take notes! Can't wait to see you SOB in "A" Superbike on the Hill!

Dam! Beasley I'm diggin the smackback...LOL

And that my friends was the master smacker, Mr. "M&M" himself, Buck Beasley...so take notes! Can't wait to see you SOB in "A" Superbike on the Hill!

Dam! Beasley I'm diggin the smackback...LOL

Does Pit Mama know that the two of you have something going? Marv you better make sure you have the attorney on retainer cause if she finds out how hard you've two have been scr?wing each other your racing budget might just be spent on attornies, I mean DAMN Suck Easly is writing you POEMS. Hell I'm 34 and I never wrote a chick a Poem, and Buck must think about you ALL the time to have written you TWO! I know I Know I've been MIA but I have been working on the Weedeater getting it ready to ride at Oakhill, and it is just about done, it is in the Hands of the Master now!
I think we need to have Buck bring up an anchor to put on the back of Marv and Durkey's Bike so the rest of us have a chance, After all it is really really dangerous to ride that fast, you might get Hurt.

Does Pit Mama know that the two of you have something going? Marv you better make sure you have the attorney on retainer cause if she finds out how hard you've two have been scr?wing each other your racing budget might just be spent on attornies, I mean DAMN Suck Easly is writing you POEMS. Hell I'm 34 and I never wrote a chick a Poem, and Buck must think about you ALL the time to have written you TWO! I know I Know I've been MIA but I have been working on the Weedeater getting it ready to ride at Oakhill, and it is just about done, it is in the Hands of the Master now!
I think we need to have Buck bring up an anchor to put on the back of Marv and Durkey's Bike so the rest of us have a chance, After all it is really really dangerous to ride that fast, you might get Hurt.

hey now little girls dont make me get the sv out in the A superbike class.... naaa just kiddin..... just wanted to say hi to all the hommies. by the way you guys have been keeping me entertained for weeks now.... keep it up. later
brandon

hey now little girls dont make me get the sv out in the A superbike class.... naaa just kiddin..... just wanted to say hi to all the hommies. by the way you guys have been keeping me entertained for weeks now.... keep it up. later
brandon

Pierson Pierson on top of Oakhill,
running you down presents such a thrill.
Like big trout on live croaker,
I'm all over that lil'smoker.
I'll blow you away on the entrance to three,
Just my Hon-duh, me, don't forget Wood E!!

Didin't want you to not be feelin' the love Pierson. Is there some corelation between the two-smoke and a Marlboro replica? Punny indeed!! I though it might be more along the line of after screwing you on the track I'll need a post coital smoke? With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.

Oh and don't worry about Mama finding out, she already knows. I'm more worried about the part Marv dosen't know...........Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows. :p

Pierson Pierson on top of Oakhill,
running you down presents such a thrill.
Like big trout on live croaker,
I'm all over that lil'smoker.
I'll blow you away on the entrance to three,
Just my Hon-duh, me, don't forget Wood E!!

Didin't want you to not be feelin' the love Pierson. Is there some corelation between the two-smoke and a Marlboro replica? Punny indeed!! I though it might be more along the line of after screwing you on the track I'll need a post coital smoke? With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.

Oh and don't worry about Mama finding out, she already knows. I'm more worried about the part Marv dosen't know...........Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows. :p