Formula Smack Results...........

Heres one for Derrick...
Derrick is fast Ill give you that,
The only time that I beat him is when he starts from mid pack,
But times are a changin cause I got the 1K,
The back of my leathers he'll be seeing all day,
Maybe Oak Hill will be his best shot,
Cause for the rest of the season his number I got,
His bike will not hang at TWS,
Despite if he goes out and rides it his best,
Cause it's just a six hundred and an old one at that,
And at TWS I'll run 1:45's flat,
Cause the big ole one thousand don't mess around,
Hell the damn thing puts out 165hp to the ground,
So Derrick my friend as the old saying goes,
It was fun while it lasted, but now you must let it go,
Cause winning for you has come to an end,
and after its all said and done I hope we're still friends,
You know that I'll let you borrow my CMRA number 1 jacket,
Because I will have three and you wont have any, hahaha...
Myles

Heres one for Derrick...
Derrick is fast Ill give you that,
The only time that I beat him is when he starts from mid pack,
But times are a changin cause I got the 1K,
The back of my leathers he'll be seeing all day,
Maybe Oak Hill will be his best shot,
Cause for the rest of the season his number I got,
His bike will not hang at TWS,
Despite if he goes out and rides it his best,
Cause it's just a six hundred and an old one at that,
And at TWS I'll run 1:45's flat,
Cause the big ole one thousand don't mess around,
Hell the damn thing puts out 165hp to the ground,
So Derrick my friend as the old saying goes,
It was fun while it lasted, but now you must let it go,
Cause winning for you has come to an end,
and after its all said and done I hope we're still friends,
You know that I'll let you borrow my CMRA number 1 jacket,
Because I will have three and you wont have any, hahaha...
Myles

Myles.... that's good... I'm glad to see the smack pack carries the torch to the end.

As for B_squared... and his little bone,

the time shall soon come for you to atone.

Let's make it fair and level the field,

come play in F Seven and you'll have to yield.

You won't have the luxury of twisting that wick,

with the horsepower even all you'll have is your shhhhtick...

When the field is all mini just like your mind,

I'll take the checker and you'll see my behind...

Young Callahandjob thought he'd do the same,

but the story is out and F four's not the game.

Even the pervert called bastardly would surely agree,

The horsepower to weight ratio doesn't suit me.

It's all about thrill and the joy of what could,

B-squared should come try it and earn his little wood.

As for now I shall leave you with hopes of more smack...

Sherm only knows what you'll say to my back.

Myles.... that's good... I'm glad to see the smack pack carries the torch to the end.

As for B_squared... and his little bone,

the time shall soon come for you to atone.

Let's make it fair and level the field,

come play in F Seven and you'll have to yield.

You won't have the luxury of twisting that wick,

with the horsepower even all you'll have is your shhhhtick...

When the field is all mini just like your mind,

I'll take the checker and you'll see my behind...

Young Callahandjob thought he'd do the same,

but the story is out and F four's not the game.

Even the pervert called bastardly would surely agree,

The horsepower to weight ratio doesn't suit me.

It's all about thrill and the joy of what could,

B-squared should come try it and earn his little wood.

As for now I shall leave you with hopes of more smack...

Sherm only knows what you'll say to my back.

Geez all this wasted talent, maybe we should go to a few poetry recitals in the off season. How funny would that be? Some chick finishes her reading, a real serious tear jerker about love lost and lifes not fair...
MC: "and now a reading from Mr. Buck Beasley"...
Buck: "Thank You, very much, I would like to start with a little smack I wrote about TWS. Mary Mary quite contrary, Derrick rides like **** its freakin scary, and Marv slides his zook all over the track cause he cant concentrate cause he thinkin of smack... etc etc".
Thank You Mr. Beasley, um ah that was nice...
And we have another new participant, Mr. Marv Esterly...
Marv: "Good Evening Everyone, I would like to start with a simple hy-coo... Buck Sucks. Thank You, I am working on a new piece for next week, good night".
Heck, they might even give us our own CMRA SmackDown Show!!!
Maybe we could make it to the top, HBO Def Poetry Jams...
It could happen.
Myles

Geez all this wasted talent, maybe we should go to a few poetry recitals in the off season. How funny would that be? Some chick finishes her reading, a real serious tear jerker about love lost and lifes not fair...
MC: "and now a reading from Mr. Buck Beasley"...
Buck: "Thank You, very much, I would like to start with a little smack I wrote about TWS. Mary Mary quite contrary, Derrick rides like **** its freakin scary, and Marv slides his zook all over the track cause he cant concentrate cause he thinkin of smack... etc etc".
Thank You Mr. Beasley, um ah that was nice...
And we have another new participant, Mr. Marv Esterly...
Marv: "Good Evening Everyone, I would like to start with a simple hy-coo... Buck Sucks. Thank You, I am working on a new piece for next week, good night".
Heck, they might even give us our own CMRA SmackDown Show!!!
Maybe we could make it to the top, HBO Def Poetry Jams...
It could happen.
Myles

I wood lyke to tank mah peeps...

gim mee a beet...

one time... one time... this time you mine...

in tree eye see you gain on me... and then he said... you brake lyke lead...

to slow... to slow...

I then break in to a dance and grab ahold of Janet Jackson's top and strategically tear off a piece of clothing...

and then I am rushed off stage so I can place said piece of clothing on ebay... :p

I wood lyke to tank mah peeps...

gim mee a beet...

one time... one time... this time you mine...

in tree eye see you gain on me... and then he said... you brake lyke lead...

to slow... to slow...

I then break in to a dance and grab ahold of Janet Jackson's top and strategically tear off a piece of clothing...

and then I am rushed off stage so I can place said piece of clothing on ebay... :p

I'm diggin' it fellas! I wish I could do one for you guys but I gotta admit, I have few talents and poetry is not one of them. I may be able to keep a beat for you guys at Def Peotry Jam but I sure can't steal the mic.

Myles - Something special for you my friend. There are two races at TWS and two races at the Hill. That makes it even. I guess it will come down to Hallet. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you like I told Marv, I got something special for you at TWS.........I'll race you guys down the straight for pinks. 165 horses?? pbbt! My wife's XR100 made that after my mechanic got ahold of it. The possibilities are endless my 15 second lead may shrink to 10, but a win is a win.....even if we lap Buck. (and BMR can still be our *****es....didn't want to leave you guys out!)

Oh to spank a 1000 at TWS, the Smack thread would bust 200 posts! I can't wait!

I'm diggin' it fellas! I wish I could do one for you guys but I gotta admit, I have few talents and poetry is not one of them. I may be able to keep a beat for you guys at Def Peotry Jam but I sure can't steal the mic.

Myles - Something special for you my friend. There are two races at TWS and two races at the Hill. That makes it even. I guess it will come down to Hallet. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you like I told Marv, I got something special for you at TWS.........I'll race you guys down the straight for pinks. 165 horses?? pbbt! My wife's XR100 made that after my mechanic got ahold of it. The possibilities are endless my 15 second lead may shrink to 10, but a win is a win.....even if we lap Buck. (and BMR can still be our *****es....didn't want to leave you guys out!)

Oh to spank a 1000 at TWS, the Smack thread would bust 200 posts! I can't wait!