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Ok who is getting at Oak hill first, I should be getting there around 3-5 friday, I'm meeting with a client in Texarkana around 12:30 for lunch then I'm heading to the hill, So who ever gets there first needs to set up the Smack Pack Compound!!! Let's get a head count and the required amount of space so that we can get it put together. Now a word from out sponsers,
"Is life getting you down? Are you feeling less than? Do large crowds make you nervous? Do you feel out of place on your Honda? Is your Suzuki making it hard to concentrate? Well friends there's hope I'm Pierson Callahan founder of the Center of Street Bike reform, I'm not just the President but a member as well. Several years ago I wanted to race, I bought a converted street bike to race, and it just didn't feel right, I felt like I was driving a Log truck around, constantly blowing corners, over braking, almost highsiding out of every corner. Then it occured to me, "these aren't really race bikes their street bikes that have been converted to race bikes", that's why they don't want to turn or hold their line in the corner!" And what I found out is that there is hope, through the technological advances, and improved chemistry you to can live your life like a true MotoGp Hero, rideing a REAL race bike, not some street bike converted to race specs, I mean after all that is like putting a 6 inch lift on a Corvette and trying to go mudding! NO sir you can ride a true MotoGp bike, we have several sizes to choose from , 125's if your small and your legs are the size of Pipe Cleaners (like Buck), 250's if your the average size of most Americans. And when to much is never enough,( like Marv has to have!) we even have 500's! 500's were the B.S. stops and even Teenie Keenie can look fast, no more humping the football like he does on his XR100, (that gives him the feeling of dominating something).
There is hope, hurry classes are forming now! Give up that Lead Sled like Marv has to ride and get with a real Race bike!
This message has been brought to you by the Center of Street bike reform where we get you of the hole of Street Bike depression.
Ok who is getting at Oak hill first, I should be getting there around 3-5 friday, I'm meeting with a client in Texarkana around 12:30 for lunch then I'm heading to the hill, So who ever gets there first needs to set up the Smack Pack Compound!!! Let's get a head count and the required amount of space so that we can get it put together. Now a word from out sponsers,
"Is life getting you down? Are you feeling less than? Do large crowds make you nervous? Do you feel out of place on your Honda? Is your Suzuki making it hard to concentrate? Well friends there's hope I'm Pierson Callahan founder of the Center of Street Bike reform, I'm not just the President but a member as well. Several years ago I wanted to race, I bought a converted street bike to race, and it just didn't feel right, I felt like I was driving a Log truck around, constantly blowing corners, over braking, almost highsiding out of every corner. Then it occured to me, "these aren't really race bikes their street bikes that have been converted to race bikes", that's why they don't want to turn or hold their line in the corner!" And what I found out is that there is hope, through the technological advances, and improved chemistry you to can live your life like a true MotoGp Hero, rideing a REAL race bike, not some street bike converted to race specs, I mean after all that is like putting a 6 inch lift on a Corvette and trying to go mudding! NO sir you can ride a true MotoGp bike, we have several sizes to choose from , 125's if your small and your legs are the size of Pipe Cleaners (like Buck), 250's if your the average size of most Americans. And when to much is never enough,( like Marv has to have!) we even have 500's! 500's were the B.S. stops and even Teenie Keenie can look fast, no more humping the football like he does on his XR100, (that gives him the feeling of dominating something).
There is hope, hurry classes are forming now! Give up that Lead Sled like Marv has to ride and get with a real Race bike!
This message has been brought to you by the Center of Street bike reform where we get you of the hole of Street Bike depression.
Now a little Poetry slam for Teenie Keenie,
Here comes Teenie Keenie,
Humping his XR100 like a meanie,
His flames on his arms make him faster,
His riding big bikes is a disaster,
One day we will finally see,
him riding his SUCK-VEE,
from the back of the pack,
Pierson will talk his smack,
Then Keenie will bow to his MASTER!
See Ya in the Mini Endurance, Keenie.
Now a little Poetry slam for Teenie Keenie,
Here comes Teenie Keenie,
Humping his XR100 like a meanie,
His flames on his arms make him faster,
His riding big bikes is a disaster,
One day we will finally see,
him riding his SUCK-VEE,
from the back of the pack,
Pierson will talk his smack,
Then Keenie will bow to his MASTER!
See Ya in the Mini Endurance, Keenie.
Ahhh to be young, dumb and full of denial...
thinking your saving us from the dreaded west nile...
the fact remains if you'd use your 1/2 brains
that the mighty suck VEE is much to pretty
just to be wasted away in a SMACK MARKER WAY...
The time shall soon come for the master reveal...
And yes, when that happens your wounds may not heal.
You see this bicker, this banter, this rap from your MASTAH,
will settle this score and end in disastah.
The Club will all smile at the pictures they'll see,
at the young Callahandjob getting bi?ch slapped by me...
And to the rest of the boys who feel they can bring it,
the time draws near when you'll need much more than to sing it...
I don't proclaim to hold the fame in anything else but the F seven game...
I'll plan and I'll pick and yes, I'll play Shhtick,
I'll win a class at a time while it's noses you'll pick.
I'll laugh and I'll smile at the parts that your kickin'
while I'm taking the checker on my little red chicken...
Ahhh to be young, dumb and full of denial...
thinking your saving us from the dreaded west nile...
the fact remains if you'd use your 1/2 brains
that the mighty suck VEE is much to pretty
just to be wasted away in a SMACK MARKER WAY...
The time shall soon come for the master reveal...
And yes, when that happens your wounds may not heal.
You see this bicker, this banter, this rap from your MASTAH,
will settle this score and end in disastah.
The Club will all smile at the pictures they'll see,
at the young Callahandjob getting bi?ch slapped by me...
And to the rest of the boys who feel they can bring it,
the time draws near when you'll need much more than to sing it...
I don't proclaim to hold the fame in anything else but the F seven game...
I'll plan and I'll pick and yes, I'll play Shhtick,
I'll win a class at a time while it's noses you'll pick.
I'll laugh and I'll smile at the parts that your kickin'
while I'm taking the checker on my little red chicken...
I want and I want to race the SV,
Much to my dismay for all to see,
For a year I have waited to duel my friend,
the fact we haven't raced it seems like a sin,
I'm begining to wonder,
if has SUCK-VEE Thunder,
Banter and Banter all that you may,
the fact remains you still haven't played,
But Saturday brings the Nashing of teeth, and crushing of Bones,
When I send Teenie Keenie all the way home,
Big Bike or little it matters not,
you'll still get spanked when you bring all you got,
So take your Midol, and were your PAD,
You'll never catch me on your little SRAD.
(Jason can you feel it burn?)
I want and I want to race the SV,
Much to my dismay for all to see,
For a year I have waited to duel my friend,
the fact we haven't raced it seems like a sin,
I'm begining to wonder,
if has SUCK-VEE Thunder,
Banter and Banter all that you may,
the fact remains you still haven't played,
But Saturday brings the Nashing of teeth, and crushing of Bones,
When I send Teenie Keenie all the way home,
Big Bike or little it matters not,
you'll still get spanked when you bring all you got,
So take your Midol, and were your PAD,
You'll never catch me on your little SRAD.
(Jason can you feel it burn?)