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I think I busted my iambic pentameter in a highside coming out of T2 at TWS a few years back. Thought that thing would never heal. And you talk about painful going to the bathroom for a few weeks!!! Yow!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter.
I think I busted my iambic pentameter in a highside coming out of T2 at TWS a few years back. Thought that thing would never heal. And you talk about painful going to the bathroom for a few weeks!!! Yow!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter.
I sat on the couch and scratched myself a lot. Does that count?
I sat on the couch and scratched myself a lot. Does that count?
These poems are funny, I must admit,
I've read them all... yeah no ****,
The time draws near for the talk to stop,
and all you "poets" must walk the walk,
OHR is coming soon,
and on the grid is plenty of room,
so line em' up,
we'll see who wins,
Then the thread starts over again.
Good luck Guys!!
These poems are funny, I must admit,
I've read them all... yeah no ****,
The time draws near for the talk to stop,
and all you "poets" must walk the walk,
OHR is coming soon,
and on the grid is plenty of room,
so line em' up,
we'll see who wins,
Then the thread starts over again.
Good luck Guys!!
I'll take that challenge...Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
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Batter my bike three-eyed Sloth, for you
as yet but brake, dive, throttle and seek to pass.
That I may rise and stand o'erthrow me and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn and make me new.
For those of you who are confused... I have substituted a trochee for an iamb in the first foot.
Oh yeah...
Callahandjob... you still sound like a little lap dog.... yapping... you have no flow bro!
I think your breed is half dachshund and half chihuahua...
A ChiWeenie.... lol...
I'll take that challenge...Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
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Batter my bike three-eyed Sloth, for you
as yet but brake, dive, throttle and seek to pass.
That I may rise and stand o'erthrow me and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn and make me new.
For those of you who are confused... I have substituted a trochee for an iamb in the first foot.
Oh yeah...
Callahandjob... you still sound like a little lap dog.... yapping... you have no flow bro!
I think your breed is half dachshund and half chihuahua...
A ChiWeenie.... lol...
Since we have gone from just worthless banter, and intermittent patterns of drivel, I will explore the Japanese art of Haiku,
The Blonde giant,
feels the smoke,
a burning defeat.
I'll wait for you on the finish line.
Since we have gone from just worthless banter, and intermittent patterns of drivel, I will explore the Japanese art of Haiku,
The Blonde giant,
feels the smoke,
a burning defeat.
I'll wait for you on the finish line.