Formula Smack Results...........

I somehow knew that Keene would be the one to "blow" the 200 mark. Derrick remind me to tell you about the time I gave Marv the one finger salute at TWS. As a friend I would advise keeping your hands on the bars, or save it for the cool down lap. Personal experience from one of those self critiquing moments you don't want to repeat.

Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
J-Dub if you visit CVS before the Hill, could you ask if they have the menthol Tucks in yet? They are way too popular in TX, never can find them in the bulk cans.
Marv has already left to practice at MSR so feel free to take those free shots at will. He said he needed to get the cob webs off, but reality is he needs to get the cob webs out. When you get that crusty with age, you need more time to work these, among other things, out. He's lucky he has Karen to change his depends between races.

And finally..........
ODE TO FORMULA SMACK

I found some friends in Formula Smack,
when it comes to big talk there is no lack.

Marv he started this varbal barage,
now he's sitting in Camborra's garage.
Stroking and petting his mighty Gixxer,
high on the race gas, our glorious elixer.

The Backmarker Boys soon joined in the fun,
getting burned at MSR, and not from the sun.
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.

Then chimed in Derrick, fastest of the bunch,
I hope he makes turn one without eating his lunch.
Derrick is fast, the points do not lie,
he guards the inside so nobody gets by.

Myles has Derrick square in his sights,
now on a 1k should give better highlights.
Myles he quit us, but now he's come back,
he didn't even miss one race at the track.

Troy Fuller joined briefly, but has since gone missing,
If my gal was that fine I'd trade typing for kissing.

Igal I won't try to hack up your last name,
I'll go easy on you since you're new to our game.

Milner I haven't forgotten your stick stirring ways,
You seem to have learned that silence still pays.

We had a brief look at the one called Kienast,
he gave us one poem but that was his last.

I can't forget Keene, he broke 200 posts,
of all you guys, he scares me the most.
With hiku, iamb, and old school rhymin'
You just don't want him near your sisters hymen.

There were many before us and more will come later,
I'm just glad we haven't found a real smack hater.

The talk has been cheap, off color but fun,
now the time is near for the races to run.
My name is Buck, the one they call Suck,
wishing all the smack talkers the best of luck.

I somehow knew that Keene would be the one to "blow" the 200 mark. Derrick remind me to tell you about the time I gave Marv the one finger salute at TWS. As a friend I would advise keeping your hands on the bars, or save it for the cool down lap. Personal experience from one of those self critiquing moments you don't want to repeat.

Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
J-Dub if you visit CVS before the Hill, could you ask if they have the menthol Tucks in yet? They are way too popular in TX, never can find them in the bulk cans.
Marv has already left to practice at MSR so feel free to take those free shots at will. He said he needed to get the cob webs off, but reality is he needs to get the cob webs out. When you get that crusty with age, you need more time to work these, among other things, out. He's lucky he has Karen to change his depends between races.

And finally..........
ODE TO FORMULA SMACK

I found some friends in Formula Smack,
when it comes to big talk there is no lack.

Marv he started this varbal barage,
now he's sitting in Camborra's garage.
Stroking and petting his mighty Gixxer,
high on the race gas, our glorious elixer.

The Backmarker Boys soon joined in the fun,
getting burned at MSR, and not from the sun.
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.

Then chimed in Derrick, fastest of the bunch,
I hope he makes turn one without eating his lunch.
Derrick is fast, the points do not lie,
he guards the inside so nobody gets by.

Myles has Derrick square in his sights,
now on a 1k should give better highlights.
Myles he quit us, but now he's come back,
he didn't even miss one race at the track.

Troy Fuller joined briefly, but has since gone missing,
If my gal was that fine I'd trade typing for kissing.

Igal I won't try to hack up your last name,
I'll go easy on you since you're new to our game.

Milner I haven't forgotten your stick stirring ways,
You seem to have learned that silence still pays.

We had a brief look at the one called Kienast,
he gave us one poem but that was his last.

I can't forget Keene, he broke 200 posts,
of all you guys, he scares me the most.
With hiku, iamb, and old school rhymin'
You just don't want him near your sisters hymen.

There were many before us and more will come later,
I'm just glad we haven't found a real smack hater.

The talk has been cheap, off color but fun,
now the time is near for the races to run.
My name is Buck, the one they call Suck,
wishing all the smack talkers the best of luck.

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.

NO, I'm actually left... handed that is and no, I only hold my own tool(s).

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:

They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.

Can't speak for the others, but federal law mandated (he said man-dated) that I be "fixed" after two kids. Went with the family pet to get it done. Group rates at the Vet.

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.

NO, I'm actually left... handed that is and no, I only hold my own tool(s).

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:

They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.

Can't speak for the others, but federal law mandated (he said man-dated) that I be "fixed" after two kids. Went with the family pet to get it done. Group rates at the Vet.

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.

You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!

Oh, wait till you see what I got for you... trading paint...what paint :p
Myles

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.

You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!

Oh, wait till you see what I got for you... trading paint...what paint :p
Myles

Well if paint was on my zipper that might explain how Derek likes to "trade paint."

Hooo boy!

That'll leave a mark.

Ooops. Did it again.

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Well if paint was on my zipper that might explain how Derek likes to "trade paint."

Hooo boy!

That'll leave a mark.

Ooops. Did it again.

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I wish I had
more attention span
so I could keep smack
with the rest of the clan.

I wish I had
more attention span
so I could keep smack
with the rest of the clan.