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Keenie Weenie is that some sort of Huyku poetry you learned off some sorrity chick you snagged from a frat party or what? What's the hook gonna be? Pierson is hopeless on the 600 front, man has some weird love affair with his lil' smoker. Maybe we could convince him to at least pedal faster on the straights. Think we could pay IFMF Alan Tan for some lessons for his birthday??
Keenie Weenie is that some sort of Huyku poetry you learned off some sorrity chick you snagged from a frat party or what? What's the hook gonna be? Pierson is hopeless on the 600 front, man has some weird love affair with his lil' smoker. Maybe we could convince him to at least pedal faster on the straights. Think we could pay IFMF Alan Tan for some lessons for his birthday??
Esterly style memory lapse post......
Buck: Esterwad you know it's going down!!
Marv: What is going down?
Buck: 6/26
Marv: Not 626!!
Buck: That's right my friend, look at my face!! This is my serious face....
Marv: But that means......
Buck: That's right Esterwad.... 911 X .6871569
Esterly style memory lapse post......
Buck: Esterwad you know it's going down!!
Marv: What is going down?
Buck: 6/26
Marv: Not 626!!
Buck: That's right my friend, look at my face!! This is my serious face....
Marv: But that means......
Buck: That's right Esterwad.... 911 X .6871569
Buck, just remember that you can only beat Mr. Wright when he works on it himself. When relieved of such duty and I step in to insure it is in a proper state of operation... all you can do is read the sticker on the tail. Briefly, that is.
Get used to looking UP everytime you return from another loss. I'll still be there looking down.
Buck, just remember that you can only beat Mr. Wright when he works on it himself. When relieved of such duty and I step in to insure it is in a proper state of operation... all you can do is read the sticker on the tail. Briefly, that is.
Get used to looking UP everytime you return from another loss. I'll still be there looking down.
Hey anyone care to assist me in describing how slow you guys are!
CallahandJOB – You’re so slow I heard a turtle sitting at the finish line betting his buddy he could make it as you exited the rattle snake.
Capt. Buck – You’re so slow if that Texas flag wasn’t painted on it would blow backwards.
J-Dub – You’re so slow I heard a team of eighty old ladies spanked you riding their Power Chairs.
Hey anyone care to assist me in describing how slow you guys are!
CallahandJOB – You’re so slow I heard a turtle sitting at the finish line betting his buddy he could make it as you exited the rattle snake.
Capt. Buck – You’re so slow if that Texas flag wasn’t painted on it would blow backwards.
J-Dub – You’re so slow I heard a team of eighty old ladies spanked you riding their Power Chairs.
J-dub- I'll give you some props for getting by me once. Don't want to know how you paid Fuller for the blocking.
Marv- You're so slow you NEED a 160+HP 1k to "whip up on" the boner 600's
Calahan-Marv was wrong, it was slugs
Leon Chad- Good thing those slugs were there near the start line as you used more than all of the track to win that one. Don't think I'm above smackin' on you just because you can't log on.(Feel free everyone)
And now I'm Calling out Troy Fuller....Good racing man, hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!
Oh and Mr. Smith.....we haven't met visually but I won't let that stop me. You should be ashamed of your podium hogging self!! Stooping to rub it into the mid-pack smack bunch. Oh the shame!! We only let Marv continue with us since his podium presence has thus far been a fluke. You on he other hand have way too many pieces of the coveted wood and plastic to have any real smack to talk of, as you seem to be occupied walking the walk. Come to think of it you probably have enough to give each of us two!! But since we are good sports and all I guess you are still welcome, so long as you do the honor of handing Esterly his butt every so often for us. If you need any tutoring in ways to bring the big guy down give me a call and I'll trade you smack lessons for ridding lessons. I can see a conspiracy in the works already...........
J-dub- I'll give you some props for getting by me once. Don't want to know how you paid Fuller for the blocking.
Marv- You're so slow you NEED a 160+HP 1k to "whip up on" the boner 600's
Calahan-Marv was wrong, it was slugs
Leon Chad- Good thing those slugs were there near the start line as you used more than all of the track to win that one. Don't think I'm above smackin' on you just because you can't log on.(Feel free everyone)
And now I'm Calling out Troy Fuller....Good racing man, hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!
Oh and Mr. Smith.....we haven't met visually but I won't let that stop me. You should be ashamed of your podium hogging self!! Stooping to rub it into the mid-pack smack bunch. Oh the shame!! We only let Marv continue with us since his podium presence has thus far been a fluke. You on he other hand have way too many pieces of the coveted wood and plastic to have any real smack to talk of, as you seem to be occupied walking the walk. Come to think of it you probably have enough to give each of us two!! But since we are good sports and all I guess you are still welcome, so long as you do the honor of handing Esterly his butt every so often for us. If you need any tutoring in ways to bring the big guy down give me a call and I'll trade you smack lessons for ridding lessons. I can see a conspiracy in the works already...........