Buck, don't bust J-Dub's ball$! He's going to wear them backwards cuz he's used to feelin the "dangly" thing on his backside.
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Buck, don't bust J-Dub's ball$! He's going to wear them backwards cuz he's used to feelin the "dangly" thing on his backside.
Buck, don't bust J-Dub's ball$! He's going to wear them backwards cuz he's used to feelin the "dangly" thing on his backside.
Found this on the WERA board and thouth of our group, but mostly Marv..........
12 steps for the addicted racer
1) admit your bike sucks
2) spend a bunch of money making it lighter (carbon fiber, magnesium, titanium). spend a lot of time cutting off all those little frame bits that you don't need anymore, because you'll NEVER want the bike street-legal ever again.
3) admit your bike still sucks, but is easier to load into the truck
4) spend a bunch of money to make more horsepower
5) admit that your bike not only sucks, but is unreliable
6) spend a bunch more money so the power you bought *is* reliable
7) admit that the bike is fast, but unridable
8) spend a bunch of money getting your suspension redone
9) admit your bike is fast, unridable, and more expensive
10) spend lots of time trying all those settings, and getting no change in lap times.
11) admit that you have no idea what all those knobs and screw are for, and find someone who knows what they're doing, suspension wise.
12) admit that your bike is now light, fast, and handles great, but that you suck.
Note: If you stay with the sport long enough, you can repeat this cycle endlessly. Subsequent cycles can omit all odd-numbered steps, and consolidate the even numbered steps except 12, giving my patent-pending "Two Step Program for Racing":
1) Throw all available money at the bike
2) And realize "I still suck"
If you read it a second time, you can actually hear Marv's voice in your head.
Found this on the WERA board and thouth of our group, but mostly Marv..........
12 steps for the addicted racer
1) admit your bike sucks
2) spend a bunch of money making it lighter (carbon fiber, magnesium, titanium). spend a lot of time cutting off all those little frame bits that you don't need anymore, because you'll NEVER want the bike street-legal ever again.
3) admit your bike still sucks, but is easier to load into the truck
4) spend a bunch of money to make more horsepower
5) admit that your bike not only sucks, but is unreliable
6) spend a bunch more money so the power you bought *is* reliable
7) admit that the bike is fast, but unridable
8) spend a bunch of money getting your suspension redone
9) admit your bike is fast, unridable, and more expensive
10) spend lots of time trying all those settings, and getting no change in lap times.
11) admit that you have no idea what all those knobs and screw are for, and find someone who knows what they're doing, suspension wise.
12) admit that your bike is now light, fast, and handles great, but that you suck.
Note: If you stay with the sport long enough, you can repeat this cycle endlessly. Subsequent cycles can omit all odd-numbered steps, and consolidate the even numbered steps except 12, giving my patent-pending "Two Step Program for Racing":
1) Throw all available money at the bike
2) And realize "I still suck"
If you read it a second time, you can actually hear Marv's voice in your head.
Hey Bucky,
You bet that cushy lifestyle is going to catch up to me at TWS, I figure if Im going to live like a pro rider I might as well ride like one too!
J-Dub is wearing the panties backwards because they fit better that way, If he had balls he would use them to get to the front of the pack.
And yes, Buckwheat, I can hear Perv thinking outloud... Hmmm maybe an 05 Gixxer with factory ohlins, a Mladin spec motor and carbon fiber bodywork (or as I like to call it Italian Chrome) would help me get out front every once in awhile.
Smack Me!!
Myles
Hey Bucky,
You bet that cushy lifestyle is going to catch up to me at TWS, I figure if Im going to live like a pro rider I might as well ride like one too!
J-Dub is wearing the panties backwards because they fit better that way, If he had balls he would use them to get to the front of the pack.
And yes, Buckwheat, I can hear Perv thinking outloud... Hmmm maybe an 05 Gixxer with factory ohlins, a Mladin spec motor and carbon fiber bodywork (or as I like to call it Italian Chrome) would help me get out front every once in awhile.
Smack Me!!
Myles
I can't believe that nobody has anything to say??? Myles gave up mid-Ohio and you're all just going to tlet it slide???!!!!??? And even Perv Basterdly let the twelve step racer slide off without a word............Hope you are all this easy at TWS, I could use another podium hat, this one is already getting a bit salty. I hear through the grapevine that the BMR boys might not race endurance, and J-Dub is on the fence for sprints. What's happening to us? Middleage? please no!!! Grab your juvenille delinqunecy while you still have a hope of exercising it, spew that worthless banter that would make your grandma blush and reach for a bar of soap. No amout of corner speed will ever touch outright intimidation!!!! On that note .....you all still suck and I'm gonna put it on ya'll here shortly. You ain't got nothing for me..................
I can't believe that nobody has anything to say??? Myles gave up mid-Ohio and you're all just going to tlet it slide???!!!!??? And even Perv Basterdly let the twelve step racer slide off without a word............Hope you are all this easy at TWS, I could use another podium hat, this one is already getting a bit salty. I hear through the grapevine that the BMR boys might not race endurance, and J-Dub is on the fence for sprints. What's happening to us? Middleage? please no!!! Grab your juvenille delinqunecy while you still have a hope of exercising it, spew that worthless banter that would make your grandma blush and reach for a bar of soap. No amout of corner speed will ever touch outright intimidation!!!! On that note .....you all still suck and I'm gonna put it on ya'll here shortly. You ain't got nothing for me..................
You girls keep talking while I put my game face on! The mighty Gixer and I decided to save it for the track. All I have to say is you girls better be ready for one hell of a fight! From what I gather, it will be 9/11 times 100. (Buck: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...) Yes, 91,100 Beasley…. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Let’s get-r-done!
You girls keep talking while I put my game face on! The mighty Gixer and I decided to save it for the track. All I have to say is you girls better be ready for one hell of a fight! From what I gather, it will be 9/11 times 100. (Buck: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...) Yes, 91,100 Beasley…. Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. Let’s get-r-done!