Formula Smack Results...........

Perv Bastardly: I was hunting your 1000cc *** down on a lowly 600cc R6 that's older than dirt. It was nice to have Fuller allow me to make short work of Suck Easily since he was gridded up farther than I - but you are next my list of **** Friends to go down - and not in the way that you and Suck are used to, either.

Suck Easily: That was a hell of a pass back in the rattlesnake! Never give up but don't be stupid, either - gotta respect that all day long. But as you are well aware you just can't handle what I have to give you. So what I got to give you got to give it to ya momma. What I got to give you got to give it to a poppa. Do a little dance and drink a little water.

It's nice that I'll most likely be gridded either in front of you or near you so I can more easily track Perv down and add him to the 'vanquished' list.

Now, as for the endurance series is concerned I have a long list of middle fingers to extend:

1. **** Fiends: Yes, you did finish in front of us - even on a Hon-DUH. But you know, it's a LOOOONG series and I hope that you boys feel it.....yeah, that....that little breath on the back of your neck...that prickling in the hairs on yer back....that's the BMR boys gunnin' for ya.

2. Mr. Derrick Smith: Look - you getting in here and talking smack is like a velociraptor in a room full of rabbits. Not only can you talk the talk, but you can walk the walk my worthy track adversary. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] But I promise I'll be working to make life a little tougher on you. I'm hoping that life in the paint booth will force some brain damage from the paint fumes so you'll slow down on the track - going that fast just isn't safe. Especially in your brain-damaged condition.

I made a couple of bad calls in the race, and I won't make them again. Carlo was running low on fuel at the end of the race and was counting on finishing or else you kids would have been in MUCH trouble as we were all over you guys like stink on Derrick after a race.

3. Leonard Gremilion: Dude. Why you wanna play with us? I thought you'd want a fight? Heck we're so easy to knock over on the track for you that it'd be comparable to mugging a baby for a lolipop. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Round two of Formula Smack will be commencing soon.

But right now I gotta go take a Buck and wipe my Marv.

Perv Bastardly: I was hunting your 1000cc *** down on a lowly 600cc R6 that's older than dirt. It was nice to have Fuller allow me to make short work of Suck Easily since he was gridded up farther than I - but you are next my list of **** Friends to go down - and not in the way that you and Suck are used to, either.

Suck Easily: That was a hell of a pass back in the rattlesnake! Never give up but don't be stupid, either - gotta respect that all day long. But as you are well aware you just can't handle what I have to give you. So what I got to give you got to give it to ya momma. What I got to give you got to give it to a poppa. Do a little dance and drink a little water.

It's nice that I'll most likely be gridded either in front of you or near you so I can more easily track Perv down and add him to the 'vanquished' list.

Now, as for the endurance series is concerned I have a long list of middle fingers to extend:

1. **** Fiends: Yes, you did finish in front of us - even on a Hon-DUH. But you know, it's a LOOOONG series and I hope that you boys feel it.....yeah, that....that little breath on the back of your neck...that prickling in the hairs on yer back....that's the BMR boys gunnin' for ya.

2. Mr. Derrick Smith: Look - you getting in here and talking smack is like a velociraptor in a room full of rabbits. Not only can you talk the talk, but you can walk the walk my worthy track adversary. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] But I promise I'll be working to make life a little tougher on you. I'm hoping that life in the paint booth will force some brain damage from the paint fumes so you'll slow down on the track - going that fast just isn't safe. Especially in your brain-damaged condition.

I made a couple of bad calls in the race, and I won't make them again. Carlo was running low on fuel at the end of the race and was counting on finishing or else you kids would have been in MUCH trouble as we were all over you guys like stink on Derrick after a race.

3. Leonard Gremilion: Dude. Why you wanna play with us? I thought you'd want a fight? Heck we're so easy to knock over on the track for you that it'd be comparable to mugging a baby for a lolipop. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Round two of Formula Smack will be commencing soon.

But right now I gotta go take a Buck and wipe my Marv.

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hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!

Well, since I seem to have been drug into this thing . . . Fuller the Spoiler.

The real spoiler was the win at the line from behind over Brent Wood in the SSA race by only .050 seconds! Check that one out! Poor guy, almost makes you feel sorry . . . well not really!

Buck, that restrictive feeling you describe having at OHR will be overshadowed by that sicking feeling in your stomach when you realize there is no way to catch up and you see that undertail dual exhaust getting smaller and smaller! You should change the name on the back of your leathers to Buick!

As far as Mr. Wright is concerned, congratulations on passing my block! It will be much harder in the future [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .

Point and Shoot, Baby!!

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hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!

Well, since I seem to have been drug into this thing . . . Fuller the Spoiler.

The real spoiler was the win at the line from behind over Brent Wood in the SSA race by only .050 seconds! Check that one out! Poor guy, almost makes you feel sorry . . . well not really!

Buck, that restrictive feeling you describe having at OHR will be overshadowed by that sicking feeling in your stomach when you realize there is no way to catch up and you see that undertail dual exhaust getting smaller and smaller! You should change the name on the back of your leathers to Buick!

As far as Mr. Wright is concerned, congratulations on passing my block! It will be much harder in the future [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .

Point and Shoot, Baby!!

Hey Troy isn't it funny how Buck and JDub claim MSR, Hallett and Oak Hill as 600 tracks but still get their asses handed to them by real men, riding real bikes. Troy and I will take care of you guys at the Hill and then listen to you cry when we head to TWS.

Buck, I have six 2005 flukes for sale, four 1st and two 2nds if you would like to purchase a few. For an extra fifty I won't tell anyone [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] Hate to part with them but I need tire money!

Hey Troy isn't it funny how Buck and JDub claim MSR, Hallett and Oak Hill as 600 tracks but still get their asses handed to them by real men, riding real bikes. Troy and I will take care of you guys at the Hill and then listen to you cry when we head to TWS.

Buck, I have six 2005 flukes for sale, four 1st and two 2nds if you would like to purchase a few. For an extra fifty I won't tell anyone [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] Hate to part with them but I need tire money!

Marv did you count your crushed tank as a trophy too? That would make seven, or eight if you want to hang the flag fairing on your wall too. How many of those are from kickin' 40 yr olds around? :rolleyes: You would be wise to befriend Fuller for his incredible blocking skills. That and a better grid maybe what saves you at the Hill.
J-Dub....Gridded up farther than you? I would have much prefered to have that outside slot you had that gave you a clear shot into T1 in ASB. Every other race you were way up on me by at least three rows. I'd have your Sam Adams at the Hill.......but wait you lost ASB didn't you. So I guess you'll have that Corona for me right? Maybe you can get Perv to go halfsy with you.

Marv did you count your crushed tank as a trophy too? That would make seven, or eight if you want to hang the flag fairing on your wall too. How many of those are from kickin' 40 yr olds around? :rolleyes: You would be wise to befriend Fuller for his incredible blocking skills. That and a better grid maybe what saves you at the Hill.
J-Dub....Gridded up farther than you? I would have much prefered to have that outside slot you had that gave you a clear shot into T1 in ASB. Every other race you were way up on me by at least three rows. I'd have your Sam Adams at the Hill.......but wait you lost ASB didn't you. So I guess you'll have that Corona for me right? Maybe you can get Perv to go halfsy with you.

Buck, Buck, Buck . . . when will you learn?

You call it blocking . . . I call it winning [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .

Marv, I definately have to thank you for the fiberglass so I could fix my body work . . . I guess I did get paid for the block after all [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] .

Anyway, I guess we will see how the 600 does against the big gun, 1K at the end of the month! I feel a long black mark comming on . . .

Buck, Buck, Buck . . . when will you learn?

You call it blocking . . . I call it winning [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] .

Marv, I definately have to thank you for the fiberglass so I could fix my body work . . . I guess I did get paid for the block after all [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img] .

Anyway, I guess we will see how the 600 does against the big gun, 1K at the end of the month! I feel a long black mark comming on . . .