See what happens when you think someone is smart?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Orr
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See what happens when you think someone is smart?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Orr
Just keep doing the bourbon reviews.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Dugger
I've been enjoying two different flavors of Michter's lately. Really first class.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Orr
about 12 places to go it seems:Quote:
Originally Posted by David Proler
http://www.cmraracing.com/memberlist...rt=posts&pp=30
I'm taking notes. Trying to head to Balcones sometime in the next few weeks with my father in law.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Dugger
At least I'm progressing. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Phillips
Now that I see this in writing I realize its a real gem, and I need to add it to my growing "Jackass, Sr. Edition" list. Who doesn't love the opportunity to really p1ss someone off for no important reason?Quote:
Originally Posted by Robert McNaught
Here are some more I've collected off the Interweb over the years:
1. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
4. Practice making fax and modem noises.
5. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
8. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
9. Honk and wave to strangers.
10. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
11. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
12. type only in lowercase.
13. dont use any punctuation either
14. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
15. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
16. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
17. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
18. Ask people what gender they are.
19. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
20. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
21. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
22. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a Target or WalMart:
23. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they aren't looking.
24. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
25. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
26. Go to the Service Desk and try to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
27. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk where the antidepressants are.
28. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
29. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
And now we can add:
30. Get promoted to Expert, then protest the promotion and come back to win all the Novice Races.
Sublime.
You must be retired because no one else I know has that much time on their hands...
that's what you think.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan Hodges
Ok?
Look him up on linked in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan Hodges
Hahaha, it's almost shocking!Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael De Simone
When you're the boss, you have time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan Hodges
"have time", my a$$....I barely have enough time left to finish my "Molotov" mix tape for TWS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joseph Caruso
I'm gonna have to "un-whatever" that De Simone dude off my Linked In. This whole Racer lifestyle is supposed to be a hidden secret. It just wouldn't do for the other side to know what I've been up to with you people.
I thought they always asked about us? I kinda felt like we had a small fan club last season.
A well-crafted version of the truth. Thankfully our record didn't need any embellishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Orr
I just had to omit a few details.
We produced results, were a culturally diverse team and the back massages after each session were great! What was there to hide?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Felio
Something about being in public in your underpants because some crazy girls asked you to or something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brandon Orr
I just googled you when you started droning on about drones and figured all that out. I'm a problem solver, it's what I do. Linking or unlinking won't help :D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Felio
Whiskey, the Internet, and a moment of nostalgia for a nutty career. Recipe for disaster.Quote:
Originally Posted by Michael De Simone
But all kidding aside, I'll just say right now that your professional background is a good Link to have, and worth keeping.
Now I'm blushing... Thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Felio
Congratulations to our newest Rookie Experts who requested to be bumped to Expert:
Yorke Oldfather and Dalton Turner!
Best of luck, guys!
Congrats
Yorke? Did he asked for? Last we talked he sounded like he wants to sprint and get in the contingency... I'm confused... :whack:
Congrats to both! Way to go Yorke.
Well done guys.
Congrats Yorke, quick question. How will you rid yourself of all the sand?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nancy Selleck
Awwwww shart!
Congrats to both of y'all.....regardless of circumstance.
Now that's funny! Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Gooding
Nice move, guys!
Oh snap! Welcome aboard gentlemen. :thumb:
Congrats Guys!
:thumb: congrats!
Ya I asked to be promoted, at the season opener I was determined to sprint all season. But then the BBE team I built with Jay Bullard, Paul Bradley and John McKenzie took priority as endurance racing is my passion. I am taking a year off from the LWE and wanted to sprint those race weekends. I decided if I was going to be starting at the back, I would rather it be in the Expert group with riders I've been riding and racing against for 3 years and I am comfortable being around. It just felt right when I made the decision. Sprinting a full season of Novice was never going to happen as the money for both endurance and sprinting just isn't there for me to do both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodrigo DaCunha
Good luck Yorke! I had fun chasing you at Houston. Hopefully I will be ready for BBE by NOLA.
Congrats!
Congrats guys!
Awesome Yorke! But I'm gonna miss trying to chase you down in the Novice Formula 40 MW class! I was actually looking forward to competing with you at Cresson after our talk at TWS... Oh well... I guess I can still try to chase you down for overall position! See you next weekend!!!
Haha, Thanks, and i look forward to it!
Congrats Yorke!Quote:
Originally Posted by Yorke Oldfather
Congratulations Yorke. I like the way you think. Too many people want to stay back and be the fastest guy on the grid instead of moving up. See you on the grid!
Congratulations to our newest Rookie Experts who requested to be bumped to Expert:
Steve Ebeling and Dave Felio!
Best of luck, guys! :thumb:
Nice!!!!! I'm moving up without even going faster. You guys ROCK!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nancy Selleck
Ironically, that's exactly what we're doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allen Dye
That's what I did too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Felio
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