Congrats on your new sponsor, Buck. I guess this gives a whole new meaning to "Sticking it in", eh?
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Congrats on your new sponsor, Buck. I guess this gives a whole new meaning to "Sticking it in", eh?
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/f3ae74ec.jpg
Congrats on your new sponsor, Buck. I guess this gives a whole new meaning to "Sticking it in", eh?
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/f3ae74ec.jpg
If only you would've given me that idea before I did the red lower!! Too funny Sherman. I may need your expertise to put the graphics on the bike, interested in helping out the graphically challenged?
Marv I got all the balls I need on top of that baby!! I like Sherman's idea though. It won't hurt so bad when I have to stuff it in on you two. Fuller this might be just what I need to slide past you..................
If only you would've given me that idea before I did the red lower!! Too funny Sherman. I may need your expertise to put the graphics on the bike, interested in helping out the graphically challenged?
Marv I got all the balls I need on top of that baby!! I like Sherman's idea though. It won't hurt so bad when I have to stuff it in on you two. Fuller this might be just what I need to slide past you..................
I think it's an optical illusion... he looks like he's going forwards to me....Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Going backwards? Dam!!! he is isn't he.
I think it's an optical illusion... he looks like he's going forwards to me....Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Going backwards? Dam!!! he is isn't he.
Dave, I think your right...if I keep looking at it the direction changes. Weird! Yea, it's Buck for sure!
Dave, I think your right...if I keep looking at it the direction changes. Weird! Yea, it's Buck for sure!
So is that the new "Warming Sensation" KY?
ROTFLMAO
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' moderators!
Interesting how group dynamics has a tendency to weed out the jackasses.
Thanks, Marucs - we really do appreciate that "special" tune you put on the bikes. And my new fork caps are still okay. Made the front end a little numb, but it still felt really good with a happy finish. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
So is that the new "Warming Sensation" KY?
ROTFLMAO
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' moderators!
Interesting how group dynamics has a tendency to weed out the jackasses.
Thanks, Marucs - we really do appreciate that "special" tune you put on the bikes. And my new fork caps are still okay. Made the front end a little numb, but it still felt really good with a happy finish. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
That is exactly why Sherm is extrememly valuable for our team. He sees stuff that Pierson and I just gloss over.Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
You guys pay way too much attention to detail. I would have never noticed him going backwards.
Not to mention the pictures you guys find. You've got way to much time on your hands!
Really, he is the primadonna on the team. We have to stay out of "his" trailer. We can't really touch very much on "his" bike. And don't even THINK about molesting the generator. That's a sure fire way to lose a digit in short order. And we keep him fed - when was the last time he fixed his own coffee or made his own sandwich?
I'd like to get a podium so I can relive him of wearing those fairy boots. C'mon you guys, ease up a bit on your pace so I can catch ya. I mean, think of Sherman!
As for the pics, well, let's just say one or two stratigically important web sites and you have a treasure trove of images to pull from.
I'm not the Designated Deviate for nothing. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
That is exactly why Sherm is extrememly valuable for our team. He sees stuff that Pierson and I just gloss over.Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
You guys pay way too much attention to detail. I would have never noticed him going backwards.
Not to mention the pictures you guys find. You've got way to much time on your hands!
Really, he is the primadonna on the team. We have to stay out of "his" trailer. We can't really touch very much on "his" bike. And don't even THINK about molesting the generator. That's a sure fire way to lose a digit in short order. And we keep him fed - when was the last time he fixed his own coffee or made his own sandwich?
I'd like to get a podium so I can relive him of wearing those fairy boots. C'mon you guys, ease up a bit on your pace so I can catch ya. I mean, think of Sherman!
As for the pics, well, let's just say one or two stratigically important web sites and you have a treasure trove of images to pull from.
I'm not the Designated Deviate for nothing. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Well, I guess I don't even know how to talk the talk, let alone anything else. As Sherman said, I didn't even get it in the right thread. I meant everything as a total joke and was trying to join into a new scene.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
Well, well. A young man takes a break and look what's been cookin' in the kitchen while the chef's been out.
Rob, we're all just having fun here and myself along with apparantly the other guys have detected something else other than fun in your post.
Nonetheless I do have to call you on the'newbie' thing...you've told me a couple of things:
1. Your considerable racing experience in Japan
2. The statement that when you went to STAR school at Hallett none of the teachers there were fast enough to show you anything.
Here's a snippet from your post at Esportbike.com:
And here's the whole thread for those who just don't have enough to do or have a morbid curiosity to learn more of Mr. Rob's personality:Quote:
If you really want to know the truth, only one of the Instructors could keep up with me. They put me with 3 different ones and none of them could keep up. The one that could keep up (Bell) could only just keep up. He said he had to really try just to keep me in sight. I am serious, I'm not trying to toot my own horn. I was a little let down, and happy at the same time (in a wierd sort of way) that they couldn't keep up with me. A friend of mine said that they had timed me in the 1:24's and were concerned.
http://www.sportbikes.com/wwwthreads...fpart/all/vc/1
What's 'pathetic' is your attitude to guys that have helped your team out with advice, labor, and even parts when you guys needed it.
Furthermore I don't recall where Pierson has had anything like that to say to you guys. Show me.
So, that being said I'm packing up my toys and going home - I'm not playing with you anymore.
Count at least one bridge burned, young man.
Yes, everyone, we did join CMRA to race with the BMR guys. We consider them great friends and great riders. I was just blowing my horn because I was proud of our results. We were using you guys as our measuring sticks to evaluate how well we did.
I am sorry that you took my "crowing" as an insult; it had no such intentions. I had no mean feeling when writing it, I was actually giggling.
I guess that I can't talk the talk right, and apparently I can't walk the walk correctly, so I will shut up and sit down [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
Well, I guess I don't even know how to talk the talk, let alone anything else. As Sherman said, I didn't even get it in the right thread. I meant everything as a total joke and was trying to join into a new scene.Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
Well, well. A young man takes a break and look what's been cookin' in the kitchen while the chef's been out.
Rob, we're all just having fun here and myself along with apparantly the other guys have detected something else other than fun in your post.
Nonetheless I do have to call you on the'newbie' thing...you've told me a couple of things:
1. Your considerable racing experience in Japan
2. The statement that when you went to STAR school at Hallett none of the teachers there were fast enough to show you anything.
Here's a snippet from your post at Esportbike.com:
And here's the whole thread for those who just don't have enough to do or have a morbid curiosity to learn more of Mr. Rob's personality:Quote:
If you really want to know the truth, only one of the Instructors could keep up with me. They put me with 3 different ones and none of them could keep up. The one that could keep up (Bell) could only just keep up. He said he had to really try just to keep me in sight. I am serious, I'm not trying to toot my own horn. I was a little let down, and happy at the same time (in a wierd sort of way) that they couldn't keep up with me. A friend of mine said that they had timed me in the 1:24's and were concerned.
http://www.sportbikes.com/wwwthreads...fpart/all/vc/1
What's 'pathetic' is your attitude to guys that have helped your team out with advice, labor, and even parts when you guys needed it.
Furthermore I don't recall where Pierson has had anything like that to say to you guys. Show me.
So, that being said I'm packing up my toys and going home - I'm not playing with you anymore.
Count at least one bridge burned, young man.
Yes, everyone, we did join CMRA to race with the BMR guys. We consider them great friends and great riders. I was just blowing my horn because I was proud of our results. We were using you guys as our measuring sticks to evaluate how well we did.
I am sorry that you took my "crowing" as an insult; it had no such intentions. I had no mean feeling when writing it, I was actually giggling.
I guess that I can't talk the talk right, and apparently I can't walk the walk correctly, so I will shut up and sit down [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif[/img]
Robert,
Smack talk takes practice its a little more bout doggin than braggin. that also includes doggin yourself. It takes time... I am 35 and still not real good at it..
Robert,
Smack talk takes practice its a little more bout doggin than braggin. that also includes doggin yourself. It takes time... I am 35 and still not real good at it..
So.............how much wood could buck chuck if buck could chuck wood?
So.............how much wood could buck chuck if buck could chuck wood?
Let me rephrase....How much wood could buck suck if buck would suck wood?
Let me rephrase....How much wood could buck suck if buck would suck wood?
If Buck could chuck a 1:29, everything would be just fine.......
If Buck could chuck a 1:28, that would be F...in' great.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:27, he'd think he died and gone to heaven.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:26, he'd be shagin' all your chicks...........
If Buck could chuck a 1:29, everything would be just fine.......
If Buck could chuck a 1:28, that would be F...in' great.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:27, he'd think he died and gone to heaven.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:26, he'd be shagin' all your chicks...........
If Buck could chuck a 1:25, he'd be Jonathan Wright.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:24, he'd be Troy Fuller.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:23, he'd be Marv Esterly.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:22, I'd be the one workin' on his bike.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:25, he'd be Jonathan Wright.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:24, he'd be Troy Fuller.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:23, he'd be Marv Esterly.....
If Buck could chuck a 1:22, I'd be the one workin' on his bike.....
Oh man, we have to wear a yellow jersey to talk smack too? Man that just sucks!
News Flash! We're not serious about this racing thing and yes, we are absolutely cherry picking the races. We're not going to make any money racing! None of us can show Tye Howard a wheel in any way other than perhaps parking in his paddock area and saying "Hey, check out these chicken strips!" I know he likes me though, he affectionately calls me "Blue." [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] I'm special.
As I recall in the first race at MSR, we were 1 lap down to BMR when they crashed. Sucks guys that it happened. We finished the race which was our goal. In fact it was our goal at the second race at MSR too. Come to think of it, that's our goal at Hallett also! And no, there is no stinking way I'm going to be wearing a yellow jersey at Hallett. It is official, we are no longer prov novs. Does kind of suck though, I did enjoy stuffing guys wearing my yellow jersey. But oh well, at least I'll be cooler without it. Robert can wear one if he wants! Knock yourself out dude! lol.
BMR had a mechanical issue? Newsflash dudes. We've had a mechanical issue from day one with that BMR bike we bought. It was easily costing me a second a lap. When the thing gets hot, which it was on lap one of the race, it has no power between 8 and 10k RPM. Bogs down and runs like ****. But, I don't blame you guys. Just a demon we have to exercise.
As for pit stops. Ok, so I can't go an hour and 15 minutes in a session. I don't want to! I'm out there to have fun and when it stops being fun I bring it in and give the bike to the next guy. That's part of the whole philosophy of finishing the race. A tired rider makes mistakes. As it turns out, a rider with a hot foot also makes mistakes! {Note to CSR Mechanic here, install heat wrap on exhaust pipe under right foot peg or I won't ride that damn bike at the next race!}
Of course the classic example of our prov nov status was Robert coming into the pit as we're all ( all 2 of us that is) sitting in our comfy chairs checking out the blonde sitting on the wall behind us. Of course, we had no idea Robert was pitting because the blonde was far more interesting than the race.
I read what Robert posted and I know what he intended. I also know that he genuinely likes the BMR guys and repsects what they've done for us and what they do on the track. Why else would we measure ourselves against them?
So, you want smack talking, here's some for you.
J-Dub, or whatever you call yourself today, you'll always be cracksmoker to me, is actually a nice guy. Behind that rough exterior he puts on, he's actually a very personable nice guy. Ouch, dude, I know it stings! Just rub it a little. No dude, that's gross, just a little higher....
P-Money, dude, he did a bang up $78 paint job on the CSR bike! Took his own time just to do it for friends and really don't care that it's peeling ont he belly pan and you can see the old orange paint underneath. Damn man, does anyone smile more than you? I'd trust my money with P and if I have any money after my divorce, you're going to be my broker. Fat chance though! Not with my ex.
Sherm, what can I say. He just loves the sport. He spent well over an hour perfecting the CSR logo to the nth degree, cutting and fishing everything just right, hands them to me and says, "on the house." Not to mention the sore ribs from his old stories about his dirt bike riding days! Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Karlo, what can I say? Literally! I don't even know the guy. Pretty fast though, from what I have seen.
BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR. He turned his personal and team fastest lap of the race in the last 5 laps of the race and churned out consecutive laps to ensure a comfortable margin of 6 seconds. Of course, he had to order the most expensive steak on the menu. That's just how he rolls!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Oh man, we have to wear a yellow jersey to talk smack too? Man that just sucks!
News Flash! We're not serious about this racing thing and yes, we are absolutely cherry picking the races. We're not going to make any money racing! None of us can show Tye Howard a wheel in any way other than perhaps parking in his paddock area and saying "Hey, check out these chicken strips!" I know he likes me though, he affectionately calls me "Blue." [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] I'm special.
As I recall in the first race at MSR, we were 1 lap down to BMR when they crashed. Sucks guys that it happened. We finished the race which was our goal. In fact it was our goal at the second race at MSR too. Come to think of it, that's our goal at Hallett also! And no, there is no stinking way I'm going to be wearing a yellow jersey at Hallett. It is official, we are no longer prov novs. Does kind of suck though, I did enjoy stuffing guys wearing my yellow jersey. But oh well, at least I'll be cooler without it. Robert can wear one if he wants! Knock yourself out dude! lol.
BMR had a mechanical issue? Newsflash dudes. We've had a mechanical issue from day one with that BMR bike we bought. It was easily costing me a second a lap. When the thing gets hot, which it was on lap one of the race, it has no power between 8 and 10k RPM. Bogs down and runs like ****. But, I don't blame you guys. Just a demon we have to exercise.
As for pit stops. Ok, so I can't go an hour and 15 minutes in a session. I don't want to! I'm out there to have fun and when it stops being fun I bring it in and give the bike to the next guy. That's part of the whole philosophy of finishing the race. A tired rider makes mistakes. As it turns out, a rider with a hot foot also makes mistakes! {Note to CSR Mechanic here, install heat wrap on exhaust pipe under right foot peg or I won't ride that damn bike at the next race!}
Of course the classic example of our prov nov status was Robert coming into the pit as we're all ( all 2 of us that is) sitting in our comfy chairs checking out the blonde sitting on the wall behind us. Of course, we had no idea Robert was pitting because the blonde was far more interesting than the race.
I read what Robert posted and I know what he intended. I also know that he genuinely likes the BMR guys and repsects what they've done for us and what they do on the track. Why else would we measure ourselves against them?
So, you want smack talking, here's some for you.
J-Dub, or whatever you call yourself today, you'll always be cracksmoker to me, is actually a nice guy. Behind that rough exterior he puts on, he's actually a very personable nice guy. Ouch, dude, I know it stings! Just rub it a little. No dude, that's gross, just a little higher....
P-Money, dude, he did a bang up $78 paint job on the CSR bike! Took his own time just to do it for friends and really don't care that it's peeling ont he belly pan and you can see the old orange paint underneath. Damn man, does anyone smile more than you? I'd trust my money with P and if I have any money after my divorce, you're going to be my broker. Fat chance though! Not with my ex.
Sherm, what can I say. He just loves the sport. He spent well over an hour perfecting the CSR logo to the nth degree, cutting and fishing everything just right, hands them to me and says, "on the house." Not to mention the sore ribs from his old stories about his dirt bike riding days! Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Karlo, what can I say? Literally! I don't even know the guy. Pretty fast though, from what I have seen.
BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR. He turned his personal and team fastest lap of the race in the last 5 laps of the race and churned out consecutive laps to ensure a comfortable margin of 6 seconds. Of course, he had to order the most expensive steak on the menu. That's just how he rolls!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Ok! Ok! Bobs,Robs and ProvNovs, does this mean you guys don't want to race for *****es? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Ok! Ok! Bobs,Robs and ProvNovs, does this mean you guys don't want to race for *****es? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
Ok, for all you beginner smack talkers out there. Here is what is known in the industry as a preemptive smack.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
I've got more on the way for you, just taking my time for the ultimate smack, and it's starting to look like a thesis.
There once was a racer named Beasley,
Who was so incredibly sleazy,
That from under his hood,
He grew him some wood,
But still couldn’t keep up like he should.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Ok, for all you beginner smack talkers out there. Here is what is known in the industry as a preemptive smack.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
I've got more on the way for you, just taking my time for the ultimate smack, and it's starting to look like a thesis.
There once was a racer named Beasley,
Who was so incredibly sleazy,
That from under his hood,
He grew him some wood,
But still couldn’t keep up like he should.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Are we talking blonde, brunette, or red head? Oh hell, it doesnt matter. I'll race you for her. Whoever her is!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Are we talking blonde, brunette, or red head? Oh hell, it doesnt matter. I'll race you for her. Whoever her is!
Bob Purdom
#690 No longer a yellow trash Prov Nov
Bob, he's talking about BMR being the "*****es".
Since you've already "had us", I guess you won't want to race for "us" as the "prize".Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es ....
Strange, I don't remember that. Since I was alway at the back of the pack, I really didn't have much say on when we stopped. All I remember was everyone making me throw down my third cigarette before I finished it because everyone else was ready to go. Oh, I do remember the ribbing I'd get for taking so long to get my helmet and gloves back on.Quote:Originally posted by Bob Purdom:
Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
Bob, he's talking about BMR being the "*****es".
Since you've already "had us", I guess you won't want to race for "us" as the "prize".Quote:Originally posted by Marv Esterly:
Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es ....
Strange, I don't remember that. Since I was alway at the back of the pack, I really didn't have much say on when we stopped. All I remember was everyone making me throw down my third cigarette before I finished it because everyone else was ready to go. Oh, I do remember the ribbing I'd get for taking so long to get my helmet and gloves back on.Quote:Originally posted by Bob Purdom:
Hey Sherm, I know when we used to ride on the street everyone would ***** about having to stop every hour for you to have a smoke. But secretly, I didn't mind because my *** was hurting anyway. So, thanks for taking the heat!
What the hell is going on in here!
Too crowded, gotta go!
What the hell is going on in here!
Too crowded, gotta go!
Bob, if you read the other posts the guys put up after Rob's you'll see what they are asking for and also the origins of the nickname "Chicken Sh1t Racing" as well.
Well, hell. I'll just go ahead and paste:
Nonetheless apparantly a lot of folks here took Rob's post the "wrong" way as I did.Quote:Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es and we will not stand for you slapping our ho's around. If you want them your going to go through the Fiends to get them! Bring it on, the class is "A" Superbike, we will all be present. If you're not there your name will be changed to Chicken $hit Racing. Ho's will be on the line, so you better go get some before then! We're kind of fond of ours. Winner takes all!
Oh, if any of our *****es hand you yours, then we'll expect a formal public apology for dissing them over an 8 second win!
Couple of things:
Difference in sh1t talking (personally demeaning) and smack talking (funny)
For instance, I know Rob has a Vette.
Sh1t talking:
Apparantly the Corvette isn't quite working as a penile extender so the racing "by proxy" has to do.
Smack:
Stop checking out blonds in the pits or else we'll change your name to Chick Strippin' Racing
See the difference?
Bob's so fat even when he was on the R1 I'd still hand him his *** at Barber. He even took the STAR School there and a couple of other trips and I'd pass him even on my first trip ever (and even after I crashed).
Not to mention the fact that I'd consistantly hand him his *** at Hallett on a repeated basis, but to add even more insult to injury I never said anything to him about it. No "Dude, I just stuffed your *** in the bus stop something awful!"
Smack:
Bob, get those pom-pom's off the handlebars and come on out to play in the sprint races.
More sh1t (not smack):
You boys want to compare lap times of when *I* was on the bike and when (fill in CSR rider here) was on the bike at MSR?
I believe I made up four laps during my stint on you boys which would mean I passed you guys four times (since we were three laps down).Quote:BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR.
So does that mean I get four steaks?
Wanna count how many times who stuffed who?
Enough of the $hit-talking examples. I'm not into that and what I've said above are merely examples to illustrate my point.
But I do have to say that I personally feel a bit of betrayal here. While we've been helping you guys out and telling you the lessons we've learned the hard way all the while we've had a target on our back. So I guess it's rather surprising to find out that you guys have been targeting us considering the help we've been giving you.
While we don't race "against" anyone we do enjoy the competition from other teams in a positive way and haven't targeted any team. We admire those that are faster than us (and yeah, the list is long).
And we damn sure haven't gloated about any "victories" we've enjoyed.
Perhaps a note in sportsmanship and decorum is keeping personal victories to yourself and 'defeating' other folks as personal. Because as you could quickly see there are WAY more folks faster than you. So being 'faster' than BMR ain't really that much to crow about.
All I have to say about that is: Sorry you had to set your sights so low.
Nonetheless I guess I'll just have to get over it and see the target as the compliment it really is I suppose.
If you boys want to play with us be sure you use the same rules as everybody else, as Buck pointed out previously.
Now. Back to your regularly scheduled smack (not sh1t) forum.
Bob, if you read the other posts the guys put up after Rob's you'll see what they are asking for and also the origins of the nickname "Chicken Sh1t Racing" as well.
Well, hell. I'll just go ahead and paste:
Nonetheless apparantly a lot of folks here took Rob's post the "wrong" way as I did.Quote:Hey you Stripped Chickens, BMR are our *****es and we will not stand for you slapping our ho's around. If you want them your going to go through the Fiends to get them! Bring it on, the class is "A" Superbike, we will all be present. If you're not there your name will be changed to Chicken $hit Racing. Ho's will be on the line, so you better go get some before then! We're kind of fond of ours. Winner takes all!
Oh, if any of our *****es hand you yours, then we'll expect a formal public apology for dissing them over an 8 second win!
Couple of things:
Difference in sh1t talking (personally demeaning) and smack talking (funny)
For instance, I know Rob has a Vette.
Sh1t talking:
Apparantly the Corvette isn't quite working as a penile extender so the racing "by proxy" has to do.
Smack:
Stop checking out blonds in the pits or else we'll change your name to Chick Strippin' Racing
See the difference?
Bob's so fat even when he was on the R1 I'd still hand him his *** at Barber. He even took the STAR School there and a couple of other trips and I'd pass him even on my first trip ever (and even after I crashed).
Not to mention the fact that I'd consistantly hand him his *** at Hallett on a repeated basis, but to add even more insult to injury I never said anything to him about it. No "Dude, I just stuffed your *** in the bus stop something awful!"
Smack:
Bob, get those pom-pom's off the handlebars and come on out to play in the sprint races.
More sh1t (not smack):
You boys want to compare lap times of when *I* was on the bike and when (fill in CSR rider here) was on the bike at MSR?
I believe I made up four laps during my stint on you boys which would mean I passed you guys four times (since we were three laps down).Quote:BTW, Robert earned a free steak dinner (on me) for passing Karlo at the MSR race to beat BMR.
So does that mean I get four steaks?
Wanna count how many times who stuffed who?
Enough of the $hit-talking examples. I'm not into that and what I've said above are merely examples to illustrate my point.
But I do have to say that I personally feel a bit of betrayal here. While we've been helping you guys out and telling you the lessons we've learned the hard way all the while we've had a target on our back. So I guess it's rather surprising to find out that you guys have been targeting us considering the help we've been giving you.
While we don't race "against" anyone we do enjoy the competition from other teams in a positive way and haven't targeted any team. We admire those that are faster than us (and yeah, the list is long).
And we damn sure haven't gloated about any "victories" we've enjoyed.
Perhaps a note in sportsmanship and decorum is keeping personal victories to yourself and 'defeating' other folks as personal. Because as you could quickly see there are WAY more folks faster than you. So being 'faster' than BMR ain't really that much to crow about.
All I have to say about that is: Sorry you had to set your sights so low.
Nonetheless I guess I'll just have to get over it and see the target as the compliment it really is I suppose.
If you boys want to play with us be sure you use the same rules as everybody else, as Buck pointed out previously.
Now. Back to your regularly scheduled smack (not sh1t) forum.
So if I go with a "Trojan-enz" paint theme, how would that work out?
"Here comes Trojan-enz out of the School house followed closely by Woody. They are neck and neck going down to the rattle snake heading up to the little bend."
Er sumpin' like that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
So if I go with a "Trojan-enz" paint theme, how would that work out?
"Here comes Trojan-enz out of the School house followed closely by Woody. They are neck and neck going down to the rattle snake heading up to the little bend."
Er sumpin' like that. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
BMR and CSR you are going to have to take your historical problems to another thread please, it's a downer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
There was an old racer named Marv,
those turns he could elegantly carve.
The smack he sure could talk it,
unfortunately he also did walk it.
When he got to Oakhill, he said WTF,
I just got smoked by that fast Fk'er Buck
Things would start to look bad,
For Marv's number, Buck surely had.
Buck passed him in three,
lightly draggin' his knee.
Marv tried to get back in turn four,
But Buck had slammed shut the door.
Marv's frustration was mounting,
few remaining laps he was counting.
He tried to be bold and late on the brake,
but that one final pass, he just couldn't make.
As the checkerd flag dropped Marv's hopes did too,
Learn from his lesson , don't let it happen to you. :rolleyes:
Preemtive all you want big guy, you know D-day is on the way.
What happened to Fuller anyway? His silence DOES worry me.................
BMR and CSR you are going to have to take your historical problems to another thread please, it's a downer. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/frown.gif[/img]
There was an old racer named Marv,
those turns he could elegantly carve.
The smack he sure could talk it,
unfortunately he also did walk it.
When he got to Oakhill, he said WTF,
I just got smoked by that fast Fk'er Buck
Things would start to look bad,
For Marv's number, Buck surely had.
Buck passed him in three,
lightly draggin' his knee.
Marv tried to get back in turn four,
But Buck had slammed shut the door.
Marv's frustration was mounting,
few remaining laps he was counting.
He tried to be bold and late on the brake,
but that one final pass, he just couldn't make.
As the checkerd flag dropped Marv's hopes did too,
Learn from his lesson , don't let it happen to you. :rolleyes:
Preemtive all you want big guy, you know D-day is on the way.
What happened to Fuller anyway? His silence DOES worry me.................
And that my friends was the master smacker, Mr. "M&M" himself, Buck Beasley...so take notes! Can't wait to see you SOB in "A" Superbike on the Hill!
Dam! Beasley I'm diggin the smackback...LOL
And that my friends was the master smacker, Mr. "M&M" himself, Buck Beasley...so take notes! Can't wait to see you SOB in "A" Superbike on the Hill!
Dam! Beasley I'm diggin the smackback...LOL
Does Pit Mama know that the two of you have something going? Marv you better make sure you have the attorney on retainer cause if she finds out how hard you've two have been scr?wing each other your racing budget might just be spent on attornies, I mean DAMN Suck Easly is writing you POEMS. Hell I'm 34 and I never wrote a chick a Poem, and Buck must think about you ALL the time to have written you TWO! I know I Know I've been MIA but I have been working on the Weedeater getting it ready to ride at Oakhill, and it is just about done, it is in the Hands of the Master now!
I think we need to have Buck bring up an anchor to put on the back of Marv and Durkey's Bike so the rest of us have a chance, After all it is really really dangerous to ride that fast, you might get Hurt.
Does Pit Mama know that the two of you have something going? Marv you better make sure you have the attorney on retainer cause if she finds out how hard you've two have been scr?wing each other your racing budget might just be spent on attornies, I mean DAMN Suck Easly is writing you POEMS. Hell I'm 34 and I never wrote a chick a Poem, and Buck must think about you ALL the time to have written you TWO! I know I Know I've been MIA but I have been working on the Weedeater getting it ready to ride at Oakhill, and it is just about done, it is in the Hands of the Master now!
I think we need to have Buck bring up an anchor to put on the back of Marv and Durkey's Bike so the rest of us have a chance, After all it is really really dangerous to ride that fast, you might get Hurt.
hey now little girls dont make me get the sv out in the A superbike class.... naaa just kiddin..... just wanted to say hi to all the hommies. by the way you guys have been keeping me entertained for weeks now.... keep it up. later
brandon
hey now little girls dont make me get the sv out in the A superbike class.... naaa just kiddin..... just wanted to say hi to all the hommies. by the way you guys have been keeping me entertained for weeks now.... keep it up. later
brandon
Pierson Pierson on top of Oakhill,
running you down presents such a thrill.
Like big trout on live croaker,
I'm all over that lil'smoker.
I'll blow you away on the entrance to three,
Just my Hon-duh, me, don't forget Wood E!!
Didin't want you to not be feelin' the love Pierson. Is there some corelation between the two-smoke and a Marlboro replica? Punny indeed!! I though it might be more along the line of after screwing you on the track I'll need a post coital smoke? With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.
Oh and don't worry about Mama finding out, she already knows. I'm more worried about the part Marv dosen't know...........Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows. :p
Pierson Pierson on top of Oakhill,
running you down presents such a thrill.
Like big trout on live croaker,
I'm all over that lil'smoker.
I'll blow you away on the entrance to three,
Just my Hon-duh, me, don't forget Wood E!!
Didin't want you to not be feelin' the love Pierson. Is there some corelation between the two-smoke and a Marlboro replica? Punny indeed!! I though it might be more along the line of after screwing you on the track I'll need a post coital smoke? With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.
Oh and don't worry about Mama finding out, she already knows. I'm more worried about the part Marv dosen't know...........Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows. :p