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And the thread goes on and on and on and on and on and on, I have never seen so much SMACK! Definately some funny stuff, I thought the thread was bogging down a little on page 8, but hell you guys were just pitting/refueling... You guys better be careful, you just might wear yourselves out from so much smacking you aren't going to have anything left for the hill...
Carry on... :p
Myles
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And the thread goes on and on and on and on and on and on, I have never seen so much SMACK! Definately some funny stuff, I thought the thread was bogging down a little on page 8, but hell you guys were just pitting/refueling... You guys better be careful, you just might wear yourselves out from so much smacking you aren't going to have anything left for the hill...
Carry on... :p
Myles
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Buck - you got me rollin' dawg. I'm gonna have to bring my kids by for your autograph. Not for racing, but for rhymin'.
I'm guessin' I didn't get one because you couldn't write one about gettin' spanked.
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Buck - you got me rollin' dawg. I'm gonna have to bring my kids by for your autograph. Not for racing, but for rhymin'.
I'm guessin' I didn't get one because you couldn't write one about gettin' spanked.
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Buck and Marv are both on the board at 11 pm. Ain't it a little late for you old folks?
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Buck and Marv are both on the board at 11 pm. Ain't it a little late for you old folks?
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Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows.
With those overgrown catapillers you got, that ain't much of a stretch. Now has she seen you lickin' Perv's eyebrows? Don't worry, I won't tell.
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Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Mama has seen me lick my eyebrows.
With those overgrown catapillers you got, that ain't much of a stretch. Now has she seen you lickin' Perv's eyebrows? Don't worry, I won't tell.
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Buck after that peom I feel,,,,,,, I feel,,,,,,,, I feel,,,, like you complete me.
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Buck after that peom I feel,,,,,,, I feel,,,,,,,, I feel,,,, like you complete me.
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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Buck and Marv are both on the board at 11 pm. Ain't it a little late for you old folks?
They're just waiting for the Geritol to kick in. The older my Grandma got the later she stayed up, she also woke up earlier too, and Marv is way older than my Grandmother (god rest her).
Myles
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Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Buck and Marv are both on the board at 11 pm. Ain't it a little late for you old folks?
They're just waiting for the Geritol to kick in. The older my Grandma got the later she stayed up, she also woke up earlier too, and Marv is way older than my Grandmother (god rest her).
Myles
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Hey guys are you kidding me! I been sleeping for hours....just forgot to log out. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] Keep it up with the old comments...it only makes my victories that much sweeeter! Dr. Smith don't you have some work to do on the robot?
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Hey guys are you kidding me! I been sleeping for hours....just forgot to log out. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] Keep it up with the old comments...it only makes my victories that much sweeeter! Dr. Smith don't you have some work to do on the robot?
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That's the thing about Marv, you can never tell if he is sleeping or just caught up in his memories of glory. Sounds like Myles is back in the game big guy, gonna have to work for that one. I spoke to FFFalconi this morning, he's back, he said he plans on making the Hill. Will be interesting to see if all that time in Italy made him any faster, and reignited his fast Italian gene.................
Don't forget to vote in the Westy hair color poll!!
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That's the thing about Marv, you can never tell if he is sleeping or just caught up in his memories of glory. Sounds like Myles is back in the game big guy, gonna have to work for that one. I spoke to FFFalconi this morning, he's back, he said he plans on making the Hill. Will be interesting to see if all that time in Italy made him any faster, and reignited his fast Italian gene.................
Don't forget to vote in the Westy hair color poll!!
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One for Derrick................
I knew a racer named Derrick Smith,
his speed the stuff of fairy tale myth.
He talked and talked of how I'd be spanked,
but when it came down all I got was yanked.
It's true my friend was at the front of the packs,
making even Marv and Myles look like hacks.
Derrick's speed was incredible,
his smack talk indelable.
Despite all of our trying,
there was nothing left but the crying.
To be as fast as Derrick I truly aspire,
but to say he will win would make me a liar!
Go faster my friend don't look back for too long,
We'll be on your tail with our same old song.
We'll pass you quick should your bike fail,
then it will be you in the pits, left sitting to wail. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Anyone else want some? I will be headed offshore around midnight tonight so I'll trust ya'll to be on your best behavior in my absence. (Yeah right!!) Take care fellas and pray for Wahoo,Marlin, and Tuna!! Hopefully we'll have a massive Smack Pack fish fry throw down at the Hill. I thought it might be fun to print out this post and have a public reading on Sat. night after we get tanked up. Would be great to hear how you wanted it to sound when you typed it. We'll edit out the downer posts of course. Pease my bretheren!!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
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One for Derrick................
I knew a racer named Derrick Smith,
his speed the stuff of fairy tale myth.
He talked and talked of how I'd be spanked,
but when it came down all I got was yanked.
It's true my friend was at the front of the packs,
making even Marv and Myles look like hacks.
Derrick's speed was incredible,
his smack talk indelable.
Despite all of our trying,
there was nothing left but the crying.
To be as fast as Derrick I truly aspire,
but to say he will win would make me a liar!
Go faster my friend don't look back for too long,
We'll be on your tail with our same old song.
We'll pass you quick should your bike fail,
then it will be you in the pits, left sitting to wail. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/eek.gif[/img]
Anyone else want some? I will be headed offshore around midnight tonight so I'll trust ya'll to be on your best behavior in my absence. (Yeah right!!) Take care fellas and pray for Wahoo,Marlin, and Tuna!! Hopefully we'll have a massive Smack Pack fish fry throw down at the Hill. I thought it might be fun to print out this post and have a public reading on Sat. night after we get tanked up. Would be great to hear how you wanted it to sound when you typed it. We'll edit out the downer posts of course. Pease my bretheren!!!!!!!!! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
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Thats a good one Buck, as for the fish save me a wahoo. Im making fish tacos! That is my favorite place in the world to eat, Wahoo's Fish Tacos in California. I email them every year begging them to expand into Texas (Dallas, TX it would do me no good say if they opened one somewhere useless like uh Midland). Good luck fishing, and oh if you do decide to print this out you better buy a fresh print cartridge and a ream of paper.
Myles
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Thats a good one Buck, as for the fish save me a wahoo. Im making fish tacos! That is my favorite place in the world to eat, Wahoo's Fish Tacos in California. I email them every year begging them to expand into Texas (Dallas, TX it would do me no good say if they opened one somewhere useless like uh Midland). Good luck fishing, and oh if you do decide to print this out you better buy a fresh print cartridge and a ream of paper.
Myles
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Heres one for Derrick...
Derrick is fast Ill give you that,
The only time that I beat him is when he starts from mid pack,
But times are a changin cause I got the 1K,
The back of my leathers he'll be seeing all day,
Maybe Oak Hill will be his best shot,
Cause for the rest of the season his number I got,
His bike will not hang at TWS,
Despite if he goes out and rides it his best,
Cause it's just a six hundred and an old one at that,
And at TWS I'll run 1:45's flat,
Cause the big ole one thousand don't mess around,
Hell the damn thing puts out 165hp to the ground,
So Derrick my friend as the old saying goes,
It was fun while it lasted, but now you must let it go,
Cause winning for you has come to an end,
and after its all said and done I hope we're still friends,
You know that I'll let you borrow my CMRA number 1 jacket,
Because I will have three and you wont have any, hahaha...
Myles
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Heres one for Derrick...
Derrick is fast Ill give you that,
The only time that I beat him is when he starts from mid pack,
But times are a changin cause I got the 1K,
The back of my leathers he'll be seeing all day,
Maybe Oak Hill will be his best shot,
Cause for the rest of the season his number I got,
His bike will not hang at TWS,
Despite if he goes out and rides it his best,
Cause it's just a six hundred and an old one at that,
And at TWS I'll run 1:45's flat,
Cause the big ole one thousand don't mess around,
Hell the damn thing puts out 165hp to the ground,
So Derrick my friend as the old saying goes,
It was fun while it lasted, but now you must let it go,
Cause winning for you has come to an end,
and after its all said and done I hope we're still friends,
You know that I'll let you borrow my CMRA number 1 jacket,
Because I will have three and you wont have any, hahaha...
Myles
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Myles.... that's good... I'm glad to see the smack pack carries the torch to the end.
As for B_squared... and his little bone,
the time shall soon come for you to atone.
Let's make it fair and level the field,
come play in F Seven and you'll have to yield.
You won't have the luxury of twisting that wick,
with the horsepower even all you'll have is your shhhhtick...
When the field is all mini just like your mind,
I'll take the checker and you'll see my behind...
Young Callahandjob thought he'd do the same,
but the story is out and F four's not the game.
Even the pervert called bastardly would surely agree,
The horsepower to weight ratio doesn't suit me.
It's all about thrill and the joy of what could,
B-squared should come try it and earn his little wood.
As for now I shall leave you with hopes of more smack...
Sherm only knows what you'll say to my back.
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Myles.... that's good... I'm glad to see the smack pack carries the torch to the end.
As for B_squared... and his little bone,
the time shall soon come for you to atone.
Let's make it fair and level the field,
come play in F Seven and you'll have to yield.
You won't have the luxury of twisting that wick,
with the horsepower even all you'll have is your shhhhtick...
When the field is all mini just like your mind,
I'll take the checker and you'll see my behind...
Young Callahandjob thought he'd do the same,
but the story is out and F four's not the game.
Even the pervert called bastardly would surely agree,
The horsepower to weight ratio doesn't suit me.
It's all about thrill and the joy of what could,
B-squared should come try it and earn his little wood.
As for now I shall leave you with hopes of more smack...
Sherm only knows what you'll say to my back.
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Geez all this wasted talent, maybe we should go to a few poetry recitals in the off season. How funny would that be? Some chick finishes her reading, a real serious tear jerker about love lost and lifes not fair...
MC: "and now a reading from Mr. Buck Beasley"...
Buck: "Thank You, very much, I would like to start with a little smack I wrote about TWS. Mary Mary quite contrary, Derrick rides like **** its freakin scary, and Marv slides his zook all over the track cause he cant concentrate cause he thinkin of smack... etc etc".
Thank You Mr. Beasley, um ah that was nice...
And we have another new participant, Mr. Marv Esterly...
Marv: "Good Evening Everyone, I would like to start with a simple hy-coo... Buck Sucks. Thank You, I am working on a new piece for next week, good night".
Heck, they might even give us our own CMRA SmackDown Show!!!
Maybe we could make it to the top, HBO Def Poetry Jams...
It could happen.
Myles
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Geez all this wasted talent, maybe we should go to a few poetry recitals in the off season. How funny would that be? Some chick finishes her reading, a real serious tear jerker about love lost and lifes not fair...
MC: "and now a reading from Mr. Buck Beasley"...
Buck: "Thank You, very much, I would like to start with a little smack I wrote about TWS. Mary Mary quite contrary, Derrick rides like **** its freakin scary, and Marv slides his zook all over the track cause he cant concentrate cause he thinkin of smack... etc etc".
Thank You Mr. Beasley, um ah that was nice...
And we have another new participant, Mr. Marv Esterly...
Marv: "Good Evening Everyone, I would like to start with a simple hy-coo... Buck Sucks. Thank You, I am working on a new piece for next week, good night".
Heck, they might even give us our own CMRA SmackDown Show!!!
Maybe we could make it to the top, HBO Def Poetry Jams...
It could happen.
Myles
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I wood lyke to tank mah peeps...
gim mee a beet...
one time... one time... this time you mine...
in tree eye see you gain on me... and then he said... you brake lyke lead...
to slow... to slow...
I then break in to a dance and grab ahold of Janet Jackson's top and strategically tear off a piece of clothing...
and then I am rushed off stage so I can place said piece of clothing on ebay... :p
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I wood lyke to tank mah peeps...
gim mee a beet...
one time... one time... this time you mine...
in tree eye see you gain on me... and then he said... you brake lyke lead...
to slow... to slow...
I then break in to a dance and grab ahold of Janet Jackson's top and strategically tear off a piece of clothing...
and then I am rushed off stage so I can place said piece of clothing on ebay... :p
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I'm diggin' it fellas! I wish I could do one for you guys but I gotta admit, I have few talents and poetry is not one of them. I may be able to keep a beat for you guys at Def Peotry Jam but I sure can't steal the mic.
Myles - Something special for you my friend. There are two races at TWS and two races at the Hill. That makes it even. I guess it will come down to Hallet. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you like I told Marv, I got something special for you at TWS.........I'll race you guys down the straight for pinks. 165 horses?? pbbt! My wife's XR100 made that after my mechanic got ahold of it. The possibilities are endless my 15 second lead may shrink to 10, but a win is a win.....even if we lap Buck. (and BMR can still be our *****es....didn't want to leave you guys out!)
Oh to spank a 1000 at TWS, the Smack thread would bust 200 posts! I can't wait!
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I'm diggin' it fellas! I wish I could do one for you guys but I gotta admit, I have few talents and poetry is not one of them. I may be able to keep a beat for you guys at Def Peotry Jam but I sure can't steal the mic.
Myles - Something special for you my friend. There are two races at TWS and two races at the Hill. That makes it even. I guess it will come down to Hallet. Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you like I told Marv, I got something special for you at TWS.........I'll race you guys down the straight for pinks. 165 horses?? pbbt! My wife's XR100 made that after my mechanic got ahold of it. The possibilities are endless my 15 second lead may shrink to 10, but a win is a win.....even if we lap Buck. (and BMR can still be our *****es....didn't want to leave you guys out!)
Oh to spank a 1000 at TWS, the Smack thread would bust 200 posts! I can't wait!
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Ok who is getting at Oak hill first, I should be getting there around 3-5 friday, I'm meeting with a client in Texarkana around 12:30 for lunch then I'm heading to the hill, So who ever gets there first needs to set up the Smack Pack Compound!!! Let's get a head count and the required amount of space so that we can get it put together. Now a word from out sponsers,
"Is life getting you down? Are you feeling less than? Do large crowds make you nervous? Do you feel out of place on your Honda? Is your Suzuki making it hard to concentrate? Well friends there's hope I'm Pierson Callahan founder of the Center of Street Bike reform, I'm not just the President but a member as well. Several years ago I wanted to race, I bought a converted street bike to race, and it just didn't feel right, I felt like I was driving a Log truck around, constantly blowing corners, over braking, almost highsiding out of every corner. Then it occured to me, "these aren't really race bikes their street bikes that have been converted to race bikes", that's why they don't want to turn or hold their line in the corner!" And what I found out is that there is hope, through the technological advances, and improved chemistry you to can live your life like a true MotoGp Hero, rideing a REAL race bike, not some street bike converted to race specs, I mean after all that is like putting a 6 inch lift on a Corvette and trying to go mudding! NO sir you can ride a true MotoGp bike, we have several sizes to choose from , 125's if your small and your legs are the size of Pipe Cleaners (like Buck), 250's if your the average size of most Americans. And when to much is never enough,( like Marv has to have!) we even have 500's! 500's were the B.S. stops and even Teenie Keenie can look fast, no more humping the football like he does on his XR100, (that gives him the feeling of dominating something).
There is hope, hurry classes are forming now! Give up that Lead Sled like Marv has to ride and get with a real Race bike!
This message has been brought to you by the Center of Street bike reform where we get you of the hole of Street Bike depression.
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Ok who is getting at Oak hill first, I should be getting there around 3-5 friday, I'm meeting with a client in Texarkana around 12:30 for lunch then I'm heading to the hill, So who ever gets there first needs to set up the Smack Pack Compound!!! Let's get a head count and the required amount of space so that we can get it put together. Now a word from out sponsers,
"Is life getting you down? Are you feeling less than? Do large crowds make you nervous? Do you feel out of place on your Honda? Is your Suzuki making it hard to concentrate? Well friends there's hope I'm Pierson Callahan founder of the Center of Street Bike reform, I'm not just the President but a member as well. Several years ago I wanted to race, I bought a converted street bike to race, and it just didn't feel right, I felt like I was driving a Log truck around, constantly blowing corners, over braking, almost highsiding out of every corner. Then it occured to me, "these aren't really race bikes their street bikes that have been converted to race bikes", that's why they don't want to turn or hold their line in the corner!" And what I found out is that there is hope, through the technological advances, and improved chemistry you to can live your life like a true MotoGp Hero, rideing a REAL race bike, not some street bike converted to race specs, I mean after all that is like putting a 6 inch lift on a Corvette and trying to go mudding! NO sir you can ride a true MotoGp bike, we have several sizes to choose from , 125's if your small and your legs are the size of Pipe Cleaners (like Buck), 250's if your the average size of most Americans. And when to much is never enough,( like Marv has to have!) we even have 500's! 500's were the B.S. stops and even Teenie Keenie can look fast, no more humping the football like he does on his XR100, (that gives him the feeling of dominating something).
There is hope, hurry classes are forming now! Give up that Lead Sled like Marv has to ride and get with a real Race bike!
This message has been brought to you by the Center of Street bike reform where we get you of the hole of Street Bike depression.
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Now a little Poetry slam for Teenie Keenie,
Here comes Teenie Keenie,
Humping his XR100 like a meanie,
His flames on his arms make him faster,
His riding big bikes is a disaster,
One day we will finally see,
him riding his SUCK-VEE,
from the back of the pack,
Pierson will talk his smack,
Then Keenie will bow to his MASTER!
See Ya in the Mini Endurance, Keenie.
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Now a little Poetry slam for Teenie Keenie,
Here comes Teenie Keenie,
Humping his XR100 like a meanie,
His flames on his arms make him faster,
His riding big bikes is a disaster,
One day we will finally see,
him riding his SUCK-VEE,
from the back of the pack,
Pierson will talk his smack,
Then Keenie will bow to his MASTER!
See Ya in the Mini Endurance, Keenie.
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Ahhh to be young, dumb and full of denial...
thinking your saving us from the dreaded west nile...
the fact remains if you'd use your 1/2 brains
that the mighty suck VEE is much to pretty
just to be wasted away in a SMACK MARKER WAY...
The time shall soon come for the master reveal...
And yes, when that happens your wounds may not heal.
You see this bicker, this banter, this rap from your MASTAH,
will settle this score and end in disastah.
The Club will all smile at the pictures they'll see,
at the young Callahandjob getting bi?ch slapped by me...
And to the rest of the boys who feel they can bring it,
the time draws near when you'll need much more than to sing it...
I don't proclaim to hold the fame in anything else but the F seven game...
I'll plan and I'll pick and yes, I'll play Shhtick,
I'll win a class at a time while it's noses you'll pick.
I'll laugh and I'll smile at the parts that your kickin'
while I'm taking the checker on my little red chicken...
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Ahhh to be young, dumb and full of denial...
thinking your saving us from the dreaded west nile...
the fact remains if you'd use your 1/2 brains
that the mighty suck VEE is much to pretty
just to be wasted away in a SMACK MARKER WAY...
The time shall soon come for the master reveal...
And yes, when that happens your wounds may not heal.
You see this bicker, this banter, this rap from your MASTAH,
will settle this score and end in disastah.
The Club will all smile at the pictures they'll see,
at the young Callahandjob getting bi?ch slapped by me...
And to the rest of the boys who feel they can bring it,
the time draws near when you'll need much more than to sing it...
I don't proclaim to hold the fame in anything else but the F seven game...
I'll plan and I'll pick and yes, I'll play Shhtick,
I'll win a class at a time while it's noses you'll pick.
I'll laugh and I'll smile at the parts that your kickin'
while I'm taking the checker on my little red chicken...
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I want and I want to race the SV,
Much to my dismay for all to see,
For a year I have waited to duel my friend,
the fact we haven't raced it seems like a sin,
I'm begining to wonder,
if has SUCK-VEE Thunder,
Banter and Banter all that you may,
the fact remains you still haven't played,
But Saturday brings the Nashing of teeth, and crushing of Bones,
When I send Teenie Keenie all the way home,
Big Bike or little it matters not,
you'll still get spanked when you bring all you got,
So take your Midol, and were your PAD,
You'll never catch me on your little SRAD.
(Jason can you feel it burn?)
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I want and I want to race the SV,
Much to my dismay for all to see,
For a year I have waited to duel my friend,
the fact we haven't raced it seems like a sin,
I'm begining to wonder,
if has SUCK-VEE Thunder,
Banter and Banter all that you may,
the fact remains you still haven't played,
But Saturday brings the Nashing of teeth, and crushing of Bones,
When I send Teenie Keenie all the way home,
Big Bike or little it matters not,
you'll still get spanked when you bring all you got,
So take your Midol, and were your PAD,
You'll never catch me on your little SRAD.
(Jason can you feel it burn?)
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Dang look who's spouting the poetry now.........
Got back early as you can tell, freakin' awesome trip, filled every cooler and fish box we had on the boat in six hours. 18 Wahoo, 9 Yellow fin tuna, and after that we hooked up on a Blue Marlin that I'd guess at around 600#. Took three guys four and a half hours to bring it to leader, of course I wasn't on the rod, just the Captain. Looks like a go for Saturday night Sashimi Smack Shindig. With all this poetry we MUST do a reading of the whole thread that night, let's see what kind of crowd that will draw!
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Dang look who's spouting the poetry now.........
Got back early as you can tell, freakin' awesome trip, filled every cooler and fish box we had on the boat in six hours. 18 Wahoo, 9 Yellow fin tuna, and after that we hooked up on a Blue Marlin that I'd guess at around 600#. Took three guys four and a half hours to bring it to leader, of course I wasn't on the rod, just the Captain. Looks like a go for Saturday night Sashimi Smack Shindig. With all this poetry we MUST do a reading of the whole thread that night, let's see what kind of crowd that will draw!
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With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.
...what you didn't mention were the other 'toys' contained in your nightstand.
On second thought, that might me a good thing that we don't know.
At first when I read about "fish tacos" I had made the assumption that was a euphamism for something else.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Buck, that's just freakin' awesome man. If you've got da fish we'll do the rice so in addition to the sashimi we can do some nigiri, too. I'll get some wasabi and SAKE!
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With Sherman's K-Y design,J-Dub's Trojan forks,and your pack of smokes bike, our paddock is starting to look like my nightstand.
...what you didn't mention were the other 'toys' contained in your nightstand.
On second thought, that might me a good thing that we don't know.
At first when I read about "fish tacos" I had made the assumption that was a euphamism for something else.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Buck, that's just freakin' awesome man. If you've got da fish we'll do the rice so in addition to the sashimi we can do some nigiri, too. I'll get some wasabi and SAKE!
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Buck thinks he's a mastah
but it's really a disatah
when I grab da mic
you'll all get psyched
'cause it's *****es I see
on the grid we be
You will all get owned by me
when da boys come out to play
you better bring yo game today
Mister Oertle the announcer man
do it as only you can
Call Marv "da Perv"
and Buck "da Suck"
who has no luck
and then Smith
who's miffed
he's got
no drift
to keep it up with the
smack pack a licious
but he still wishes
he was with us now.
....
Hell. I gotta go work now.
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
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Buck thinks he's a mastah
but it's really a disatah
when I grab da mic
you'll all get psyched
'cause it's *****es I see
on the grid we be
You will all get owned by me
when da boys come out to play
you better bring yo game today
Mister Oertle the announcer man
do it as only you can
Call Marv "da Perv"
and Buck "da Suck"
who has no luck
and then Smith
who's miffed
he's got
no drift
to keep it up with the
smack pack a licious
but he still wishes
he was with us now.
....
Hell. I gotta go work now.
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
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I ain't gonna lie. I can't hang with grand master j........or any of you other rhymin' bastards.
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I ain't gonna lie. I can't hang with grand master j........or any of you other rhymin' bastards.
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And that my friend is why you are so fast. While we were going for brownie points with the english teacher after class, you were probably riding something...........eloquence has it's price. :p
Is Keene making a charge to the front or what? Dude.....Stylin' on the microphone. Props to my winged bretheren.
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And that my friend is why you are so fast. While we were going for brownie points with the english teacher after class, you were probably riding something...........eloquence has it's price. :p
Is Keene making a charge to the front or what? Dude.....Stylin' on the microphone. Props to my winged bretheren.