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I think I busted my iambic pentameter in a highside coming out of T2 at TWS a few years back. Thought that thing would never heal. And you talk about painful going to the bathroom for a few weeks!!! Yow!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter.
I think I busted my iambic pentameter in a highside coming out of T2 at TWS a few years back. Thought that thing would never heal. And you talk about painful going to the bathroom for a few weeks!!! Yow!Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter.
I sat on the couch and scratched myself a lot. Does that count?
I sat on the couch and scratched myself a lot. Does that count?
These poems are funny, I must admit,
I've read them all... yeah no ****,
The time draws near for the talk to stop,
and all you "poets" must walk the walk,
OHR is coming soon,
and on the grid is plenty of room,
so line em' up,
we'll see who wins,
Then the thread starts over again.
Good luck Guys!!
These poems are funny, I must admit,
I've read them all... yeah no ****,
The time draws near for the talk to stop,
and all you "poets" must walk the walk,
OHR is coming soon,
and on the grid is plenty of room,
so line em' up,
we'll see who wins,
Then the thread starts over again.
Good luck Guys!!
I'll take that challenge...Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
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Batter my bike three-eyed Sloth, for you
as yet but brake, dive, throttle and seek to pass.
That I may rise and stand o'erthrow me and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn and make me new.
For those of you who are confused... I have substituted a trochee for an iamb in the first foot.
Oh yeah...
Callahandjob... you still sound like a little lap dog.... yapping... you have no flow bro!
I think your breed is half dachshund and half chihuahua...
A ChiWeenie.... lol...
I'll take that challenge...Quote:Originally posted by Jonathan Wright:
If you kids want to impress me do a poem in iambic pentameter. But I'll write one in that later.
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Batter my bike three-eyed Sloth, for you
as yet but brake, dive, throttle and seek to pass.
That I may rise and stand o'erthrow me and bend
Your force to break, blow, burn and make me new.
For those of you who are confused... I have substituted a trochee for an iamb in the first foot.
Oh yeah...
Callahandjob... you still sound like a little lap dog.... yapping... you have no flow bro!
I think your breed is half dachshund and half chihuahua...
A ChiWeenie.... lol...
Since we have gone from just worthless banter, and intermittent patterns of drivel, I will explore the Japanese art of Haiku,
The Blonde giant,
feels the smoke,
a burning defeat.
I'll wait for you on the finish line.
Since we have gone from just worthless banter, and intermittent patterns of drivel, I will explore the Japanese art of Haiku,
The Blonde giant,
feels the smoke,
a burning defeat.
I'll wait for you on the finish line.
In words of my dear friend Igal Askeroglu...
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG...
whatever that means...
In words of my dear friend Igal Askeroglu...
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG...
whatever that means...
Wow. Iambic Pentameter (that's correct) and a haiku (that's correct, too).
You guys impress me. I guess all that time trying to get under your English teacher's skirt paid off some how, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Wow. Iambic Pentameter (that's correct) and a haiku (that's correct, too).
You guys impress me. I guess all that time trying to get under your English teacher's skirt paid off some how, eh? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
I thought Haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5...
I thought Haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5...
Oh you will KNOW what it means when you bring your KBR Powered SUCK-VEE to TWS for its inaugural *** whooping at my hands. This day has been coming for a long time brother. It's time for Aircraft Carrier Head Keene to move up to the big boy ranks and SPRINT a BIG BIKE. I have been waiting for this all season....Quote:Originally posted by Jason Keene:
In words of my dear friend Igal Askeroglu...
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG...
whatever that means...
Better wear your fanny pack full of water its gonna be hot! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Oh you will KNOW what it means when you bring your KBR Powered SUCK-VEE to TWS for its inaugural *** whooping at my hands. This day has been coming for a long time brother. It's time for Aircraft Carrier Head Keene to move up to the big boy ranks and SPRINT a BIG BIKE. I have been waiting for this all season....Quote:Originally posted by Jason Keene:
In words of my dear friend Igal Askeroglu...
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG...
whatever that means...
Better wear your fanny pack full of water its gonna be hot! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
You are right... I'll have to show him how to do it...Quote:Originally posted by David Nolden:
I thought Haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5...
Chi-Weenie grasping
Looking sad into the sky
Chi-Weenie has none.
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And the Big Red Thunder Chicken rides his victory wheelie into the sunset....
You are right... I'll have to show him how to do it...Quote:Originally posted by David Nolden:
I thought Haikus were supposed to be 5-7-5...
Chi-Weenie grasping
Looking sad into the sky
Chi-Weenie has none.
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And the Big Red Thunder Chicken rides his victory wheelie into the sunset....
Holy crap Nolden, you are right. Technically they must have a seasonal theme but we'll continue to bend the rules around here.
Crash Keene...you currently have the checkered flag on Smack Talk Central's Poetry Wheelie.
Holy crap Nolden, you are right. Technically they must have a seasonal theme but we'll continue to bend the rules around here.
Crash Keene...you currently have the checkered flag on Smack Talk Central's Poetry Wheelie.
What is happening to my thread? Who would have guessed all this talent lay hidden in a bunch of racers. Well a bunch of racers and the BMR boys.
My English teacher was a lesbian I think, but my spanish teacher, now she was hot. Senorita Deleon, failed me my first semester with a 69........irony? Second try I had Senior Leva and passed with a 99.(don't go there) Sorry no spanish poems of your demise will follow.
Can't believe even Kienast has some flowing words to spew. Going offshore again tomorrow to make sure I've got plenty of fish to feed the Smack Pack. I'll make sure to save the cigraterra sashimi for my "worthy" opponents. That tingling feeling in your hands is from the lead poisoning..................
J-Dub, I hope you were serious about the rice and sake, I prefer mine warm. I'll also look for some edimame to round out the experience. Any takers for a public reading at the Oakhill ampithetere? Sake should lube the way......
What is happening to my thread? Who would have guessed all this talent lay hidden in a bunch of racers. Well a bunch of racers and the BMR boys.
My English teacher was a lesbian I think, but my spanish teacher, now she was hot. Senorita Deleon, failed me my first semester with a 69........irony? Second try I had Senior Leva and passed with a 99.(don't go there) Sorry no spanish poems of your demise will follow.
Can't believe even Kienast has some flowing words to spew. Going offshore again tomorrow to make sure I've got plenty of fish to feed the Smack Pack. I'll make sure to save the cigraterra sashimi for my "worthy" opponents. That tingling feeling in your hands is from the lead poisoning..................
J-Dub, I hope you were serious about the rice and sake, I prefer mine warm. I'll also look for some edimame to round out the experience. Any takers for a public reading at the Oakhill ampithetere? Sake should lube the way......
In fact, I have a small quantity of edimame in the freezer.
And, uh, 99 huh?
Yeah. It figures. "assume the position, boy."
In fact, I have a small quantity of edimame in the freezer.
And, uh, 99 huh?
Yeah. It figures. "assume the position, boy."
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
My English teacher was a lesbian I think, but my spanish teacher, now she was hot. Senorita Deleon, failed me my first semester with a 69........irony? Second try I had Senior Leva and passed with a 99.(don't go there) [/QUOTE
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Duuuuuude! Sorry, but that is funny! "failed me my first semester with a 69" You obviously weren't doing your homework. I guess you "buckled down" with the senoir in order to raise his oh I mean your standings in the class.
Sorry Buck, but don't give me the ammo if you don't want to get shot. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
My English teacher was a lesbian I think, but my spanish teacher, now she was hot. Senorita Deleon, failed me my first semester with a 69........irony? Second try I had Senior Leva and passed with a 99.(don't go there) [/QUOTE
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Duuuuuude! Sorry, but that is funny! "failed me my first semester with a 69" You obviously weren't doing your homework. I guess you "buckled down" with the senoir in order to raise his oh I mean your standings in the class.
Sorry Buck, but don't give me the ammo if you don't want to get shot. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
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Marv where do you have the time to find all these TOONS?
Marv where do you have the time to find all these TOONS?
Randall - I gotta give props dogg. That was pretty good.
Randall - I gotta give props dogg. That was pretty good.
Ya'll are way out of my league and I ain't even in a league.
Ya'll are way out of my league and I ain't even in a league.
Can we break 200?
Can we break 200?
Oh just wait until Monday, this thing is gonna blow past 300 like I'm gonna blow past Buck, Derek and Marv at Oak Hill.
Myles
Oh just wait until Monday, this thing is gonna blow past 300 like I'm gonna blow past Buck, Derek and Marv at Oak Hill.
Myles
Daaaaang. Myley T comin' up wid da smack!
You go, Gerrrrrl!
Daaaaang. Myley T comin' up wid da smack!
You go, Gerrrrrl!
Well fellas three weeks and you still haven't made two hundred posts? Ya'll suck!! I guess I'll need to be more insulting in the future.
Marv.....Old and Gorilla feet.
J-Dub....Fancy pants, do gooder.
Calahandjob......Name says it all
Derrick.....non-poet wanna be
Sherman.......Sherman!!
Igal.....what's with Donkey Dong?
Nolden....commit or step away.
Keene....who cuts your hair?
Myles.....Quit faker, soon to be old.
Fuller....Silent but deadly
Milner.....need to stir the **** some more.
Bent Wood....Straighten up!!
There you go fellas.......discuss (more like Dis' and cuss)
Well fellas three weeks and you still haven't made two hundred posts? Ya'll suck!! I guess I'll need to be more insulting in the future.
Marv.....Old and Gorilla feet.
J-Dub....Fancy pants, do gooder.
Calahandjob......Name says it all
Derrick.....non-poet wanna be
Sherman.......Sherman!!
Igal.....what's with Donkey Dong?
Nolden....commit or step away.
Keene....who cuts your hair?
Myles.....Quit faker, soon to be old.
Fuller....Silent but deadly
Milner.....need to stir the **** some more.
Bent Wood....Straighten up!!
There you go fellas.......discuss (more like Dis' and cuss)
Buck...can of Tucks and sucks our butts.
Buck...can of Tucks and sucks our butts.
Don't make me break out the Way Back Machine! I should rate at least 5 !!!!!Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Well fellas three weeks and you still haven't made two hundred posts? Ya'll suck!! I guess I'll need to be more insulting in the future.
Sherman.......Sherman!!
Don't make me break out the Way Back Machine! I should rate at least 5 !!!!!Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Well fellas three weeks and you still haven't made two hundred posts? Ya'll suck!! I guess I'll need to be more insulting in the future.
Sherman.......Sherman!!
Buck
Buck
IS
IS