GAY
Printable View
GAY
GAY
In case you did not notice...
Buck is GAY and has a health issue. He does not want to ask for help so please visit this site so you can be well informed and provide much needed empathy.
buck needs you... click here
In case you did not notice...
Buck is GAY and has a health issue. He does not want to ask for help so please visit this site so you can be well informed and provide much needed empathy.
buck needs you... click here
Myles, the only chance you got at passin' me at the hill is if I run outta gas!
Don't worry, when I blow by you like a fixture, I'll give ya the one finger wave.
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!
Myles, the only chance you got at passin' me at the hill is if I run outta gas!
Don't worry, when I blow by you like a fixture, I'll give ya the one finger wave.
LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLEEEE!!!!
If I were a bettin' man, I would put 200.00 on the fiberglass repair guy, and 500.00 on the orthepedic surgeon this weekend. Holy crap, I can't even begin to know where to jump in on this runaway thread...
If I were a bettin' man, I would put 200.00 on the fiberglass repair guy, and 500.00 on the orthepedic surgeon this weekend. Holy crap, I can't even begin to know where to jump in on this runaway thread...
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.
You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.
You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!
I somehow knew that Keene would be the one to "blow" the 200 mark. Derrick remind me to tell you about the time I gave Marv the one finger salute at TWS. As a friend I would advise keeping your hands on the bars, or save it for the cool down lap. Personal experience from one of those self critiquing moments you don't want to repeat.
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
J-Dub if you visit CVS before the Hill, could you ask if they have the menthol Tucks in yet? They are way too popular in TX, never can find them in the bulk cans.
Marv has already left to practice at MSR so feel free to take those free shots at will. He said he needed to get the cob webs off, but reality is he needs to get the cob webs out. When you get that crusty with age, you need more time to work these, among other things, out. He's lucky he has Karen to change his depends between races.
And finally..........
ODE TO FORMULA SMACK
I found some friends in Formula Smack,
when it comes to big talk there is no lack.
Marv he started this varbal barage,
now he's sitting in Camborra's garage.
Stroking and petting his mighty Gixxer,
high on the race gas, our glorious elixer.
The Backmarker Boys soon joined in the fun,
getting burned at MSR, and not from the sun.
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.
Then chimed in Derrick, fastest of the bunch,
I hope he makes turn one without eating his lunch.
Derrick is fast, the points do not lie,
he guards the inside so nobody gets by.
Myles has Derrick square in his sights,
now on a 1k should give better highlights.
Myles he quit us, but now he's come back,
he didn't even miss one race at the track.
Troy Fuller joined briefly, but has since gone missing,
If my gal was that fine I'd trade typing for kissing.
Igal I won't try to hack up your last name,
I'll go easy on you since you're new to our game.
Milner I haven't forgotten your stick stirring ways,
You seem to have learned that silence still pays.
We had a brief look at the one called Kienast,
he gave us one poem but that was his last.
I can't forget Keene, he broke 200 posts,
of all you guys, he scares me the most.
With hiku, iamb, and old school rhymin'
You just don't want him near your sisters hymen.
There were many before us and more will come later,
I'm just glad we haven't found a real smack hater.
The talk has been cheap, off color but fun,
now the time is near for the races to run.
My name is Buck, the one they call Suck,
wishing all the smack talkers the best of luck.
I somehow knew that Keene would be the one to "blow" the 200 mark. Derrick remind me to tell you about the time I gave Marv the one finger salute at TWS. As a friend I would advise keeping your hands on the bars, or save it for the cool down lap. Personal experience from one of those self critiquing moments you don't want to repeat.
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
J-Dub if you visit CVS before the Hill, could you ask if they have the menthol Tucks in yet? They are way too popular in TX, never can find them in the bulk cans.
Marv has already left to practice at MSR so feel free to take those free shots at will. He said he needed to get the cob webs off, but reality is he needs to get the cob webs out. When you get that crusty with age, you need more time to work these, among other things, out. He's lucky he has Karen to change his depends between races.
And finally..........
ODE TO FORMULA SMACK
I found some friends in Formula Smack,
when it comes to big talk there is no lack.
Marv he started this varbal barage,
now he's sitting in Camborra's garage.
Stroking and petting his mighty Gixxer,
high on the race gas, our glorious elixer.
The Backmarker Boys soon joined in the fun,
getting burned at MSR, and not from the sun.
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.
Then chimed in Derrick, fastest of the bunch,
I hope he makes turn one without eating his lunch.
Derrick is fast, the points do not lie,
he guards the inside so nobody gets by.
Myles has Derrick square in his sights,
now on a 1k should give better highlights.
Myles he quit us, but now he's come back,
he didn't even miss one race at the track.
Troy Fuller joined briefly, but has since gone missing,
If my gal was that fine I'd trade typing for kissing.
Igal I won't try to hack up your last name,
I'll go easy on you since you're new to our game.
Milner I haven't forgotten your stick stirring ways,
You seem to have learned that silence still pays.
We had a brief look at the one called Kienast,
he gave us one poem but that was his last.
I can't forget Keene, he broke 200 posts,
of all you guys, he scares me the most.
With hiku, iamb, and old school rhymin'
You just don't want him near your sisters hymen.
There were many before us and more will come later,
I'm just glad we haven't found a real smack hater.
The talk has been cheap, off color but fun,
now the time is near for the races to run.
My name is Buck, the one they call Suck,
wishing all the smack talkers the best of luck.
NO, I'm actually left... handed that is and no, I only hold my own tool(s).Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
Can't speak for the others, but federal law mandated (he said man-dated) that I be "fixed" after two kids. Went with the family pet to get it done. Group rates at the Vet.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.
NO, I'm actually left... handed that is and no, I only hold my own tool(s).Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Sherman, I'm very sorry you are right...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wait....I'm right and you're sorry.
Can't speak for the others, but federal law mandated (he said man-dated) that I be "fixed" after two kids. Went with the family pet to get it done. Group rates at the Vet.Quote:Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
They are fun guys J-Dub, Pierson, and Sherm,
I only hope they never spread thier sperm.
Oh, wait till you see what I got for you... trading paint...what paint :pQuote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.
You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!
Myles
Oh, wait till you see what I got for you... trading paint...what paint :pQuote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Like I said before Marcus, I've had to have my bike re-painted after every race weekend so far this year. There's no reason to break the habit now.
You boys better watch out, Dr. Smith ain't afraid of tradin' paint!
Myles
Well if paint was on my zipper that might explain how Derek likes to "trade paint."
Hooo boy!
That'll leave a mark.
Ooops. Did it again.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
We only abuse the ones we love. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Well if paint was on my zipper that might explain how Derek likes to "trade paint."
Hooo boy!
That'll leave a mark.
Ooops. Did it again.
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
We only abuse the ones we love. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
I wish I had
more attention span
so I could keep smack
with the rest of the clan.
I wish I had
more attention span
so I could keep smack
with the rest of the clan.
Yo Johnny boy! I may have to kick your teeth in for that comment. That was below the belt.
I'm leaving in the morning and I'll see you guys there. It's all cocked and loaded, let's dance.
Yo Johnny boy! I may have to kick your teeth in for that comment. That was below the belt.
I'm leaving in the morning and I'll see you guys there. It's all cocked and loaded, let's dance.
Buck - Nice rhyme!
Buck - Nice rhyme!
literally... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
That was below the belt.
literally... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
That was below the belt.
Bucky finally got is WOOD, Congrates on your 2nd place, now you can truly say you have a Woody!
Bucky finally got is WOOD, Congrates on your 2nd place, now you can truly say you have a Woody!
Just where he likes it.Quote:Originally posted by David Nolden:
literally... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
That was below the belt.
Oooo! They just won't frickin' stop!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Dereck, I really need to do a track day with ya so I can wreck in practice and not during a race trying to keep up with ya. Man. You were haulin' BALLS out there. Fine job.
Just where he likes it.Quote:Originally posted by David Nolden:
literally... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]Quote:Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
That was below the belt.
Oooo! They just won't frickin' stop!
[img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
Dereck, I really need to do a track day with ya so I can wreck in practice and not during a race trying to keep up with ya. Man. You were haulin' BALLS out there. Fine job.
Yeah, he even wrecks fast! He was up and back in action in no time in the F1 race... I was hoping you would'nt finish in the top ten after your lowside, but nooooo... you gotta get up, pit, and then come back to third... Im surprised you didn't catch back up to me and pass me. Sheesh.
Myles
Yeah, he even wrecks fast! He was up and back in action in no time in the F1 race... I was hoping you would'nt finish in the top ten after your lowside, but nooooo... you gotta get up, pit, and then come back to third... Im surprised you didn't catch back up to me and pass me. Sheesh.
Myles
Myles, the only chance you got at passin' me at the hill is if I run outta gas!
Don't worry, when I blow by you like a fixture, I'll give ya the one finger wave.
Myles, I cannot believe you think Derrick wrecked. He ran out of gas. ( LMFAO )
Myles, the only chance you got at passin' me at the hill is if I run outta gas!
Don't worry, when I blow by you like a fixture, I'll give ya the one finger wave.
Myles, I cannot believe you think Derrick wrecked. He ran out of gas. ( LMFAO )
Yeah, well, I still wear the Eeeevil Dr. Smith's "I'm his biatch" shirt.
I was running fourth in F1. Derrick wrecks, falls to third. Comes in not once, but TWICE, and still finishes ahead of me by SEVEN SECONDS for third. I saw him get on the track but there wasn't any way I could hunt him down.
Yeah. It's like that. I got a loooong way to go before I'm sniffin' Derek's tailpipe in earnest.
Yeah, well, I still wear the Eeeevil Dr. Smith's "I'm his biatch" shirt.
I was running fourth in F1. Derrick wrecks, falls to third. Comes in not once, but TWICE, and still finishes ahead of me by SEVEN SECONDS for third. I saw him get on the track but there wasn't any way I could hunt him down.
Yeah. It's like that. I got a loooong way to go before I'm sniffin' Derek's tailpipe in earnest.
C'mon guys, where's the smack on this one? I mean, it's a soft pitch set up to be hit out of the park?Quote:Yeah. It's like that. I got a loooong way to go before I'm sniffin' Derek's tailpipe in earnest.
C'mon guys, where's the smack on this one? I mean, it's a soft pitch set up to be hit out of the park?Quote:Yeah. It's like that. I got a loooong way to go before I'm sniffin' Derek's tailpipe in earnest.
Um I'll try, Jonathan, Wouldn't you have already got a sniff since your nose is way up his tailpipe already?
Thank You,
Myles
Um I'll try, Jonathan, Wouldn't you have already got a sniff since your nose is way up his tailpipe already?
Thank You,
Myles
Pssst....
bl*wj*b...
Pssst....
bl*wj*b...
Sorry guys I just got in from offshore, had to restock on the wahoo. Really tired and still rocking even sitting in my chair. Smack ya later......
J-Dub, dude..... You aren't going to want to sniff my tail pipe all the way to Laguna are you?
Sorry guys I just got in from offshore, had to restock on the wahoo. Really tired and still rocking even sitting in my chair. Smack ya later......
J-Dub, dude..... You aren't going to want to sniff my tail pipe all the way to Laguna are you?
Where's Keenie? He has been MIA, I guess he's getting ready for the spanking he will recieve at TWS
Where's Keenie? He has been MIA, I guess he's getting ready for the spanking he will recieve at TWS
Keenie has started his own smack thread I think Pierson, he hasn't forgotten you though.He said something about you eating too much brocolli and tasting bad???
Keenie has started his own smack thread I think Pierson, he hasn't forgotten you though.He said something about you eating too much brocolli and tasting bad???
Asparagus.
...for that not-so-fresh smell.
Asparagus.
...for that not-so-fresh smell.