Formula Smack Results...........

Jason, nobody has ever written a poem for me.. you are too adorable. http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_love.gif

Here is my feeble attempt at haiku during lunch break..

Two wheels in the dirt
Jonathan passed by a girl
Cries in the corner.

Tiny bike sighs 'Oh..
Neither light nor fast he is..'
Keene racing mini

Hold two fingers high
Waive them 'round in the hot air
Buck can't find front brake

Four sweet smart women
Sharp tongues, fast wheels, man-eaters
Run away fast, Marv!

Screams of pain and shame
It is Back Marker Racing
Beat by girls again..

The bike got foreclosed
Such a hard lesson to learn
Don't mess with lawyers!

http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_moon.gif

Doorknob - I will assume for now it is just short for a 'dork noob,' which is pretty close.. LOL

Jim and Pierson, ran out of time, I'll get you boys next time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

And Jonathan - EWWWWW! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_barf.gif

Jason, nobody has ever written a poem for me.. you are too adorable. http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_love.gif

Here is my feeble attempt at haiku during lunch break..

Two wheels in the dirt
Jonathan passed by a girl
Cries in the corner.

Tiny bike sighs 'Oh..
Neither light nor fast he is..'
Keene racing mini

Hold two fingers high
Waive them 'round in the hot air
Buck can't find front brake

Four sweet smart women
Sharp tongues, fast wheels, man-eaters
Run away fast, Marv!

Screams of pain and shame
It is Back Marker Racing
Beat by girls again..

The bike got foreclosed
Such a hard lesson to learn
Don't mess with lawyers!

http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_moon.gif

Doorknob - I will assume for now it is just short for a 'dork noob,' which is pretty close.. LOL

Jim and Pierson, ran out of time, I'll get you boys next time. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

And Jonathan - EWWWWW! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_barf.gif

Very nice...

We shall see how long that 29 point lead holds up...

Very nice...

We shall see how long that 29 point lead holds up...

Hmmm an Eastern Bloc Haiku, now I have seen it all, first we get beat by Wet Finger Racing (WFR and Yuliya that name is going to stick!) and now I get spanked in a Haiku by a Russian Atty is there any love out there, I think I need to put my Yellow shirt back on just for the smack thread. So I quit getting run over.

Anybody find out if we get our own smack wave yet?

Hmmm an Eastern Bloc Haiku, now I have seen it all, first we get beat by Wet Finger Racing (WFR and Yuliya that name is going to stick!) and now I get spanked in a Haiku by a Russian Atty is there any love out there, I think I need to put my Yellow shirt back on just for the smack thread. So I quit getting run over.

Anybody find out if we get our own smack wave yet?

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27 Two Finger Racing...891 137 166 70 179 152 187
28 Relic Racing...........862 127 149 154 176 124 132

We beat you boys EVERY race except where the engine blew in Hallett.. now what are the odds you'll lap us 29 times at TWS? http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...icon_shrug.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...con_soothe.gif

But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_poke.gif

27 Two Finger Racing...891 137 166 70 179 152 187
28 Relic Racing...........862 127 149 154 176 124 132

We beat you boys EVERY race except where the engine blew in Hallett.. now what are the odds you'll lap us 29 times at TWS? http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...icon_shrug.gif http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im...con_soothe.gif

But the question is.. is it still smack if it's true?! http://www.gaownersclub.com/forum/im.../icon_poke.gif