Wanted: Nemesis

I seek that which inspires: I am accepting applications for the role of Nemesis.

You are slightly faster than I am, but I win once in a while. Mostly, I dislike you, but would probably select you first for beers after the race. I might even cook you a steak on the Big Green Egg.

Between the two of us, the club recognises an epic battle, on the track and in the paddock. The crap talk crests Everest with the kind of regularity only a G.I. clientele knows.

Our personal best times are always found when we race each other.

Apply in person, at Hallet. Solo 30 Expert race.

Tempting

Ben Gooding???? If we can get him to show up. :(

I would apply but it wouldn't be close enough with a EBR/Dugger vs the awesomeness of the Kawi. Maybe if I rode the Grom?

solo 30 should be fun!

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Originally Posted by Jim Dugger

I seek that which inspires: I am accepting applications for the role of Nemesis.

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I'm your huckleberry. :-)

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Originally Posted by Carl Price

solo 30 should be fun!

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Indeed. You gonna be able to make it for 30 minutes?

Should be getting warmed up by then.

Dugger .....I heard its hard for you to last 30 minutes? Least that's what Mark says.

I figure if I'm stuck behind that sofa of yours I'll go an hour.

As for Mark, he was glad I finished early.

hmmmm...maybe I should sign up for heavyweight so I can beat you with my SV again :wink:

Do you always beat up on novices?

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Originally Posted by Andy Gilliland

hmmmm...maybe I should sign up for heavyweight so I can beat you with my SV again :wink:

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Too lazy to look, so are SVs in Middleweight? Or Lightweight? Thinking about Solo

SV at Hallet wouldn't be a fair fight. I think the lap record was held by a 600 for several years.

Jim you are always picking on novices.........you are in the big boy club now so nut up.

Looks a lot like rain.....

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Originally Posted by Jim Dugger

Do you always beat up on novices?

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when they have double the hp as me, yup! but last I checked, you weren't a novice anymore.

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Originally Posted by Josh Henke

Too lazy to look, so are SVs in Middleweight? Or Lightweight? Thinking about Solo

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lightweight

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Originally Posted by Andy Gilliland

when they have double the hp as me, yup! but last I checked, you weren't a novice anymore.


lightweight

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Jim is a novice expert

Jim I know I haven't been there for you this year, but I promise to show you what a GSXR rear end looks like as much as possible. Also the fact that I can out cook you in my sleep with Sneeds hands tied around Carls back while Sean is prepping your green egg(yuck!) should maybe suggest a new hobby. I hear quilting is catching on in North Texas!!
hahahahaha.....

I have found my nemesis.... boldts need nuts to hold on to anything.

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Originally Posted by Jim Dugger

I have found my nemesis.... boldts need nuts to hold on to anything.

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Now that is funny!

oh oh me me !!!!

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Originally Posted by Jim Dugger

I seek that which inspires: I am accepting applications for the role of Nemesis.

You are slightly faster than I am, but I win once in a while. Mostly, I dislike you, but would probably select you first for beers after the race. I might even cook you a steak on the Big Green Egg.

Between the two of us, the club recognises an epic battle, on the track and in the paddock. The crap talk crests Everest with the kind of regularity only a G.I. clientele knows.

Our personal best times are always found when we race each other.

Apply in person, at Hallet. Solo 30 Expert race.

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This has gotta be some of the most sublime P.W.I. that I've read in a long time.

I'm a Jack Daniel's-and-Haiku's man myself. But nothing quite this high-browed...

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Originally Posted by Joe Rodriguez

oh oh me me !!!!

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I'd love to hate you if you would just show up.

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Originally Posted by Dave Felio

I'm a Jack Daniel's-and-Haiku's man myself.

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To be feared, you must be fast,
but I can beat you;
So it will be, at Hallett.

I'm not sure what stirs more fear -
Wielding such great speed,
Or what cooks in that Big Green Egg ?

the big green egg, smoke so sweet;
pork shoulder, better than Boldt.
Always wins rainy Sunday.

I think I'm going to switch to Jameson's and Limericks. This ****'s starting to make me feel like I'm wearing skinny jeans and a turtleneck.

Use your safe word.

Nuts and Boldts and Dugger smoke
EBR noise and shake
Kawasaki rear tire ahead

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Originally Posted by Carl Price

Nuts and Boldts and Dugger smoke
EBR noise and shake
Kawasaki rear tire ahead

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Best. Poem. Ever. Might get that as a tattoo.......

:+1: Awesome!

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Originally Posted by Kasey Lewis

Best. Poem. Ever. Might get that as a tattoo.......

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Sigh, I got nothin on that.

There was this doc named Carl
who rhymed out of time, but with style
He bought the big bike
Went out with the lights
Saying see you Doosh, tomorrow...

At ECR two Sunday’s back,
I suddenly had an attack.
I had to go poo,
Didn’t know what to do,
Since I had to get back on the track.

I asked Maggie for some advice.
(She’s always so helpful and nice)
She wrinkled her nose,
And said, “I suppose…
You should go in the Big Green Device.”

I asked, “What the hell would that be?”
“The capsule-shaped thingy,” said she.
At the end of the row,
By Dugger’s chateux,
By the “One-Zero-One” that you’ll see.

I don’t think I quite understood,
Or her judgment of colors ain’t good.
For I’m still kind of vexed
Over what happened next.
Because things didn’t drop where they should.

This thread is starting to get real interesting.

Strangest personals ad I've ever encountered.

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Originally Posted by William Markus

Strangest personals ad I've ever encountered.

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+1. In an abundance of caution, some of these guys may have to ride on the roof rather than IN the trailer.

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Originally Posted by Jim Dugger

I'd love to hate you if you would just show up.

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Lol, you got it,
F1,Asbk & F40.....
;)

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Originally Posted by Joe Rodriguez

Lol, you got it,
F1,Asbk & F40.....
;)

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As Mr. Dugger's official nemesis, shouldn't you be postin' smack by now? We got like 3 days until ECR.