Formula Smack Results...........

For those who kept up with the smack post, here's the skinny on the weekend activities between Backmarker racing(aka skidmarker) and the Adrenalin Fiends (aka **** friends).

Saturday's 5 hour endurance race started out to be a battle for the ages. Litteraly, with the old man from each team on the bikes for the start. Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed to 4 seconds when Backmarker made thier first pit giving up a lap in the process. J-Dub made short work of getting back on the same lap and Leon Chad gave hot persuit for the duration of the second stint. Backmarker pitted again before the Fiends this time putting Pierson Calahandjob in the seat against Beasley. The Fiends lead increased to four laps by the four hour mark as both teams went through each rider twice. the final hour was the most exciting as the Fiends started to slow with tire wear. Carlos got two laps back on Beasley in the last half hour. The Fiends were on the edge with tire wear and running on fumes while trying to hold off the late charge by Carlos, who was showing that famous Italian genetic speed. In the end the Fiends held on to a two lap margin to win the first round of Formula Smack Endurance.

In Sunday's sprint smack down, the showdown came in the A superbike race with J-Dub and Buck(I'm here to suck) lining it up on the back row for bragging rights, and Esterly playing the bunny on the second row. Turn one saw J-dub's chain fly off ending his hopes before the race got going. Esterly lost a shift lever tip that took him a few laps to figure out. Beasley put his head down going after Esterly and never noticed that neither was a threat, and took the win. A win is a win right? Honda Baby!!!!
B superstock saw another smack match up with Chad, J-Dub, and Buck mixing it up like fat kids over a bag of marsh mellows. J-dub got by on the inside entry to Tombstone as Chad and Beasley struggled to get around Troy Fuller, a worthy contender for Formula Smack himself, should he wish to join the fray. Beasley and Chad were never more than three bike lengths apart, both on the gas using every available part of the track and then some. Chad came out of the Rattlesnake hard on the gas running from Beasley and even made use of the dirt with a Rossi worthy save, never off the throttle. With Fuller providing cover, J-dub finished 6th with Fuller, Beasley, and Chad in close tow. Beasley and Chad finished with identical to the thousandth fast laps.
The Formula one Smack-a-thon saw all contenders on the grid at once. Esterly again had choice grid position, followed by Fuller, Chad, J-Dub,Calahan, and Beasley. Marv took his mighty Gixer to the lead and never looked back, leaving the rest to sort it out. Again it was Fuller as the spoiler as J-Dub Wright was again able to get around leaving Chad and Beasley to figure out 3rd and 4th. At the end Esterly took 4th,J-dub 5th, Fuller 6th, Beasley 8th, and Chad closing the gap in 9th position.
Formula Smack round one, has only opened the can on what should be an exciting rest of the season. All competitors gave thier all and a good time was had by all. My hat off to Leon Chad for keeping me honest and some of the best racing we have both had. Way to step up the game Leon, the series is tied at one each. J-Dub, I won't take the win in ASB as I beat Sherm and not you. He should have noticed you used a clip link and fixed that long ago. That will teach him to Proxy Smack. As for F1, good job and congratulations. Fuller, if you read this jump in, but wear your leathers if you have thin skin. I enjoyed running you down. Marv, slow down you're going to hurt yourself, and the guys at the front don't have as much fun as the mid-pack smack bunch. I'll get you before the season is over. (cough,A superbike,cough)
Round two at Oakhill is right around the corner fellas. No endurance so it will be every smack talker for him or (J-Dub)herself. Better bring the A game, this is going to get uglier than Marv's paint job. Enough kudos fellas, let the round two smack begin..................

Pierson......Get a real bike.
J-Dub........Can you say Rivet Link?
Marv.........is 60+ HP enough to save you?
Chad.........You got lucky once,enjoy it.
Sherman......Two words...moving blanket

And special thanks to Karen "Pit Mama" Esterly for keeping the boys fairly civil and over fed as always. Momma you are the real deal!!!

For those who kept up with the smack post, here's the skinny on the weekend activities between Backmarker racing(aka skidmarker) and the Adrenalin Fiends (aka **** friends).

Saturday's 5 hour endurance race started out to be a battle for the ages. Litteraly, with the old man from each team on the bikes for the start. Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed to 4 seconds when Backmarker made thier first pit giving up a lap in the process. J-Dub made short work of getting back on the same lap and Leon Chad gave hot persuit for the duration of the second stint. Backmarker pitted again before the Fiends this time putting Pierson Calahandjob in the seat against Beasley. The Fiends lead increased to four laps by the four hour mark as both teams went through each rider twice. the final hour was the most exciting as the Fiends started to slow with tire wear. Carlos got two laps back on Beasley in the last half hour. The Fiends were on the edge with tire wear and running on fumes while trying to hold off the late charge by Carlos, who was showing that famous Italian genetic speed. In the end the Fiends held on to a two lap margin to win the first round of Formula Smack Endurance.

In Sunday's sprint smack down, the showdown came in the A superbike race with J-Dub and Buck(I'm here to suck) lining it up on the back row for bragging rights, and Esterly playing the bunny on the second row. Turn one saw J-dub's chain fly off ending his hopes before the race got going. Esterly lost a shift lever tip that took him a few laps to figure out. Beasley put his head down going after Esterly and never noticed that neither was a threat, and took the win. A win is a win right? Honda Baby!!!!
B superstock saw another smack match up with Chad, J-Dub, and Buck mixing it up like fat kids over a bag of marsh mellows. J-dub got by on the inside entry to Tombstone as Chad and Beasley struggled to get around Troy Fuller, a worthy contender for Formula Smack himself, should he wish to join the fray. Beasley and Chad were never more than three bike lengths apart, both on the gas using every available part of the track and then some. Chad came out of the Rattlesnake hard on the gas running from Beasley and even made use of the dirt with a Rossi worthy save, never off the throttle. With Fuller providing cover, J-dub finished 6th with Fuller, Beasley, and Chad in close tow. Beasley and Chad finished with identical to the thousandth fast laps.
The Formula one Smack-a-thon saw all contenders on the grid at once. Esterly again had choice grid position, followed by Fuller, Chad, J-Dub,Calahan, and Beasley. Marv took his mighty Gixer to the lead and never looked back, leaving the rest to sort it out. Again it was Fuller as the spoiler as J-Dub Wright was again able to get around leaving Chad and Beasley to figure out 3rd and 4th. At the end Esterly took 4th,J-dub 5th, Fuller 6th, Beasley 8th, and Chad closing the gap in 9th position.
Formula Smack round one, has only opened the can on what should be an exciting rest of the season. All competitors gave thier all and a good time was had by all. My hat off to Leon Chad for keeping me honest and some of the best racing we have both had. Way to step up the game Leon, the series is tied at one each. J-Dub, I won't take the win in ASB as I beat Sherm and not you. He should have noticed you used a clip link and fixed that long ago. That will teach him to Proxy Smack. As for F1, good job and congratulations. Fuller, if you read this jump in, but wear your leathers if you have thin skin. I enjoyed running you down. Marv, slow down you're going to hurt yourself, and the guys at the front don't have as much fun as the mid-pack smack bunch. I'll get you before the season is over. (cough,A superbike,cough)
Round two at Oakhill is right around the corner fellas. No endurance so it will be every smack talker for him or (J-Dub)herself. Better bring the A game, this is going to get uglier than Marv's paint job. Enough kudos fellas, let the round two smack begin..................

Pierson......Get a real bike.
J-Dub........Can you say Rivet Link?
Marv.........is 60+ HP enough to save you?
Chad.........You got lucky once,enjoy it.
Sherman......Two words...moving blanket

And special thanks to Karen "Pit Mama" Esterly for keeping the boys fairly civil and over fed as always. Momma you are the real deal!!!

I guess I'll get in on this.


I'm glad you guys had fun.........20 seconds behind me!


hee hee!

I guess I'll get in on this.


I'm glad you guys had fun.........20 seconds behind me!


hee hee!

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed to 4 seconds when Backmarker made thier first pit giving up a lap in the process.

Great summary Mr. Buck, but one small edit to be made.

"Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed in on Carlos and made his move around passing Carlos. Carlos seeing he was out gunned retreated to the pits first giving up a lap in the process. Esterly then put his head down and caught J-Dub passing him as well."

Quote:

Originally posted by Buck Beasley:
Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed to 4 seconds when Backmarker made thier first pit giving up a lap in the process.

Great summary Mr. Buck, but one small edit to be made.

"Italian Carlos got a great start and pulled a fast 20 second gap on Esterly in the first five laps. Esterly found his groove and had closed in on Carlos and made his move around passing Carlos. Carlos seeing he was out gunned retreated to the pits first giving up a lap in the process. Esterly then put his head down and caught J-Dub passing him as well."

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
I guess I'll get in on this.


I'm glad you guys had fun.........20 seconds behind me!


hee hee!

Hey Mr. Smith, glad you joined in! Yea, hats off to ya! But remember buddy, TWS is "JUST AROUND THE BEND" ha ha ha ha! Try to keep up.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
I guess I'll get in on this.


I'm glad you guys had fun.........20 seconds behind me!


hee hee!

Hey Mr. Smith, glad you joined in! Yea, hats off to ya! But remember buddy, TWS is "JUST AROUND THE BEND" ha ha ha ha! Try to keep up.... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

"Marv.........is 60+ HP enough to save you?"

To this comment I say...You don't bring a knife to a gun fight. You bring a gun, and the largest one you have can handle. Sorry your limit is a bone stock Honda 600 RR. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

"Marv.........is 60+ HP enough to save you?"

To this comment I say...You don't bring a knife to a gun fight. You bring a gun, and the largest one you have can handle. Sorry your limit is a bone stock Honda 600 RR. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

Hey Buck ! Are you trying to say the 250's are NOT a real bike ? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
BTW Thanks again for the wahoooooooooooo...
Please bring some more fresh one next time !!!

Hey Buck ! Are you trying to say the 250's are NOT a real bike ? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]
BTW Thanks again for the wahoooooooooooo...
Please bring some more fresh one next time !!!

Uh Derrick are you stepping up?

Uh Derrick are you stepping up?

To the guy that took me out at Cresson...........
You tried but you CAN"T KILL ME. And now it is Hammer Time, you better bring something bigger than that Suck-Vee 6fiddy or shoe horn a GSXR 1000 engine in that frame cause little puff-puff is PI55ed and she is getting a face lift!

No he tracked me down to find out what happened and was very apologitic, this I believe shows good character and I was duly impressed, I was pretty mad at first, but after visiting with him for about 15min I was at ease...BUT I'm calling you OUT, OAKHILL Formula 2 BE there. And you better bring your A game anything else just ain't going to cut it!

To the guy that took me out at Cresson...........
You tried but you CAN"T KILL ME. And now it is Hammer Time, you better bring something bigger than that Suck-Vee 6fiddy or shoe horn a GSXR 1000 engine in that frame cause little puff-puff is PI55ed and she is getting a face lift!

No he tracked me down to find out what happened and was very apologitic, this I believe shows good character and I was duly impressed, I was pretty mad at first, but after visiting with him for about 15min I was at ease...BUT I'm calling you OUT, OAKHILL Formula 2 BE there. And you better bring your A game anything else just ain't going to cut it!

Alan anything you ride is a real bike.....Pierson on the otherhand :rolleyes: is going to need some more ponies to play with the big kids. Marv is the Alzheimers getting so bad you need to post three time to get all your thoughts out? Oakhill is my track so bring a brown bag to carry your butt home in. Big gun I can understand, but is a Bazooka really necessary to "whip up" on a lowly bone stock 600RR? Your time will come sooner than you want, remember I'm still healing. Better get yourself back in the gym so maybe you can run your full second stint without cramping. Try Mydol or Pamprin next time, J-Dub usually has a good supply. Derrick I don't believe we have had the pleasure, welcome to Smackville.....you have been warned, names will be bastardized to insult the inoccent. It's hot in this here kitchen!!!

Alan anything you ride is a real bike.....Pierson on the otherhand :rolleyes: is going to need some more ponies to play with the big kids. Marv is the Alzheimers getting so bad you need to post three time to get all your thoughts out? Oakhill is my track so bring a brown bag to carry your butt home in. Big gun I can understand, but is a Bazooka really necessary to "whip up" on a lowly bone stock 600RR? Your time will come sooner than you want, remember I'm still healing. Better get yourself back in the gym so maybe you can run your full second stint without cramping. Try Mydol or Pamprin next time, J-Dub usually has a good supply. Derrick I don't believe we have had the pleasure, welcome to Smackville.....you have been warned, names will be bastardized to insult the inoccent. It's hot in this here kitchen!!!

Oh the tangled web we weave, when we are trying to deceive!

Oh the tangled web we weave, when we are trying to deceive!

It sounds like ya'll are going to have a big following. Maybe they would let all of you line up in the back of one small fields. Kind of like a winner take all smack win. If that is the case I think I might join in!

It sounds like ya'll are going to have a big following. Maybe they would let all of you line up in the back of one small fields. Kind of like a winner take all smack win. If that is the case I think I might join in!

Sorry to discriminate Leonard, but this is mid-pack smack, and you are definately not mid-pack material. We've only let Marv stay in because his front running is regularly interupted with mechanicals or crashes,and he brings Pit Mama. Maybe I'll let you whip him on my boner 600 and cool his jets. Picking on the infirmed, tisk , tisk. Speed is returning Esterwad, count on it. Think I'll try and make Oakhill a few times before 6/26 :p

Sorry to discriminate Leonard, but this is mid-pack smack, and you are definately not mid-pack material. We've only let Marv stay in because his front running is regularly interupted with mechanicals or crashes,and he brings Pit Mama. Maybe I'll let you whip him on my boner 600 and cool his jets. Picking on the infirmed, tisk , tisk. Speed is returning Esterwad, count on it. Think I'll try and make Oakhill a few times before 6/26 :p

I'm also thinking of going to the Hill. I should have all my parts in this week. I'm looking forward to riding again. Maybe I might take up on the 600. But I'm really looking ahead to TWS.

I'm also thinking of going to the Hill. I should have all my parts in this week. I'm looking forward to riding again. Maybe I might take up on the 600. But I'm really looking ahead to TWS.

Yo Buck! If the Hill is "your" track, let me go ahead and apologize for making you look bad. Come get some!


Marv - Don't you worry about TWS, I got something special planned. Don't worry, I'll wave when I go by.

Pierson - I'm sorry about getting on the bike in the last 30 minutes and spankin' BMR like a step-child. I was trying to take it easy on you guys.

OK CLASS - OUR FIRST LESSON WILL BE JUNE 26TH. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

Yo Buck! If the Hill is "your" track, let me go ahead and apologize for making you look bad. Come get some!


Marv - Don't you worry about TWS, I got something special planned. Don't worry, I'll wave when I go by.

Pierson - I'm sorry about getting on the bike in the last 30 minutes and spankin' BMR like a step-child. I was trying to take it easy on you guys.

OK CLASS - OUR FIRST LESSON WILL BE JUNE 26TH. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION.

First let me say no Endurance at Oak Hill means no love lost between team members.

Beasley, are you still crying about that little broken twig of a bone by your #2 pencil neck. Dude, as I remember my times on your bone stocker Honda still left you sucking exhaust. I been thinking about taking Handjobs 250 and spanking your arsss at Oak Hill if I could keep it from disapearing in mine. Let's face it Buck, this smack thread is no place for your lame *** excuses. Hey Leon, did you forget to hand Buck's back when you finished kicking it. Beasley even after loosing my shift lever and giving you A Sup with a half of lap head start I was running you down brother. I took you before at the little track call Oak Hill and I'll take you again!

As for me, I handed soo many of you yours I can't get the stink off of mine!

First let me say no Endurance at Oak Hill means no love lost between team members.

Beasley, are you still crying about that little broken twig of a bone by your #2 pencil neck. Dude, as I remember my times on your bone stocker Honda still left you sucking exhaust. I been thinking about taking Handjobs 250 and spanking your arsss at Oak Hill if I could keep it from disapearing in mine. Let's face it Buck, this smack thread is no place for your lame *** excuses. Hey Leon, did you forget to hand Buck's back when you finished kicking it. Beasley even after loosing my shift lever and giving you A Sup with a half of lap head start I was running you down brother. I took you before at the little track call Oak Hill and I'll take you again!

As for me, I handed soo many of you yours I can't get the stink off of mine!

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Marv - Don't you worry about TWS, I got something special planned. Don't worry, I'll wave when I go by.

Tisk Tisk Mr. Smith yee have little faith in Cambora's engine building abilities. and repaint that bike man, it looks like you hit a giant grasshopper.

Quote:

Originally posted by Derrick Smith:
Marv - Don't you worry about TWS, I got something special planned. Don't worry, I'll wave when I go by.

Tisk Tisk Mr. Smith yee have little faith in Cambora's engine building abilities. and repaint that bike man, it looks like you hit a giant grasshopper.

Bucky hope your ready for you spanking in the mini 6hr cause I just got my ride!!!!! and your going down. Better pay up on your damage deposit, because when I go around you in the race your probably going to shoot off the track in amazement!

Oh yea and Teenie Keenie you need to bring your SuckVee to Oakhill so I can spank you in the mini's and Formula 2 [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Bucky hope your ready for you spanking in the mini 6hr cause I just got my ride!!!!! and your going down. Better pay up on your damage deposit, because when I go around you in the race your probably going to shoot off the track in amazement!

Oh yea and Teenie Keenie you need to bring your SuckVee to Oakhill so I can spank you in the mini's and Formula 2 [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Pierson, Pierson, Pierson.....You better hope I don't have a mini ride for the Hill. Still waitting to see on that one. Esterly still posting multiples due to memory failure? You know the Boner 600 is more than you can handle at the hill. Man I wish I knew who Derrick is...hate to take him down without familiarity. I like to picture the wince on my opponents face as I type. Strange that J-Dub hasen't chimed in, must still be high on the win, or he's been busy paying off Fuller for the blocking. And Sherm have you learned your Proxy lesson finally?
Absolutely no love loss between team mates on sprint only weekends. Marv what head start? I think I started dead last on the grid and you were what second row? Yeah I'm still waving the collarbone flag, more manly than the "I lost my shift lever" whine. Rear set is on the way today Crash..................

Pierson, Pierson, Pierson.....You better hope I don't have a mini ride for the Hill. Still waitting to see on that one. Esterly still posting multiples due to memory failure? You know the Boner 600 is more than you can handle at the hill. Man I wish I knew who Derrick is...hate to take him down without familiarity. I like to picture the wince on my opponents face as I type. Strange that J-Dub hasen't chimed in, must still be high on the win, or he's been busy paying off Fuller for the blocking. And Sherm have you learned your Proxy lesson finally?
Absolutely no love loss between team mates on sprint only weekends. Marv what head start? I think I started dead last on the grid and you were what second row? Yeah I'm still waving the collarbone flag, more manly than the "I lost my shift lever" whine. Rear set is on the way today Crash..................

Pierson - I was glad I was able to track you down after the F2 race. And glad that all was well.

As far as Oakhill goes.....I'm not gonna trail you for 2-3 laps and then try pass ya at the end like Cresson....I'm just gonna let the whop-whop of my SV blow your doors off early....no worries about getting tangled up again.....cause you aint gonna see my pretty lil face the rest of the race [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

Pierson - I was glad I was able to track you down after the F2 race. And glad that all was well.

As far as Oakhill goes.....I'm not gonna trail you for 2-3 laps and then try pass ya at the end like Cresson....I'm just gonna let the whop-whop of my SV blow your doors off early....no worries about getting tangled up again.....cause you aint gonna see my pretty lil face the rest of the race [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/cool.gif[/img]

Look Here CallahandJOB.... I'm tempted to bring out my SV but why... I'm already running Mini Sprints and Endurance as well as big bike endurance.

Before you speculate on what if.... Let's talk about what is....

J-Dub is quick and you only have Shtick...

You're not the Starter for Fear....

Because JMAC Daddy is near...

Why is it that you are never on your 600 that should,

As I am riding my RELIC with WOOD...

yap yap yap yap... chiming in like a lap dog with little man complex...

I believe it will be settled soon...

Look Here CallahandJOB.... I'm tempted to bring out my SV but why... I'm already running Mini Sprints and Endurance as well as big bike endurance.

Before you speculate on what if.... Let's talk about what is....

J-Dub is quick and you only have Shtick...

You're not the Starter for Fear....

Because JMAC Daddy is near...

Why is it that you are never on your 600 that should,

As I am riding my RELIC with WOOD...

yap yap yap yap... chiming in like a lap dog with little man complex...

I believe it will be settled soon...

Keenie Weenie is that some sort of Huyku poetry you learned off some sorrity chick you snagged from a frat party or what? What's the hook gonna be? Pierson is hopeless on the 600 front, man has some weird love affair with his lil' smoker. Maybe we could convince him to at least pedal faster on the straights. Think we could pay IFMF Alan Tan for some lessons for his birthday??

Keenie Weenie is that some sort of Huyku poetry you learned off some sorrity chick you snagged from a frat party or what? What's the hook gonna be? Pierson is hopeless on the 600 front, man has some weird love affair with his lil' smoker. Maybe we could convince him to at least pedal faster on the straights. Think we could pay IFMF Alan Tan for some lessons for his birthday??

Esterly style memory lapse post......

Buck: Esterwad you know it's going down!!
Marv: What is going down?
Buck: 6/26
Marv: Not 626!!
Buck: That's right my friend, look at my face!! This is my serious face....
Marv: But that means......
Buck: That's right Esterwad.... 911 X .6871569

Esterly style memory lapse post......

Buck: Esterwad you know it's going down!!
Marv: What is going down?
Buck: 6/26
Marv: Not 626!!
Buck: That's right my friend, look at my face!! This is my serious face....
Marv: But that means......
Buck: That's right Esterwad.... 911 X .6871569

Buck, just remember that you can only beat Mr. Wright when he works on it himself. When relieved of such duty and I step in to insure it is in a proper state of operation... all you can do is read the sticker on the tail. Briefly, that is.

Get used to looking UP everytime you return from another loss. I'll still be there looking down.

Buck, just remember that you can only beat Mr. Wright when he works on it himself. When relieved of such duty and I step in to insure it is in a proper state of operation... all you can do is read the sticker on the tail. Briefly, that is.

Get used to looking UP everytime you return from another loss. I'll still be there looking down.

Hey anyone care to assist me in describing how slow you guys are!

CallahandJOB – You’re so slow I heard a turtle sitting at the finish line betting his buddy he could make it as you exited the rattle snake.

Capt. Buck – You’re so slow if that Texas flag wasn’t painted on it would blow backwards.

J-Dub – You’re so slow I heard a team of eighty old ladies spanked you riding their Power Chairs.

Hey anyone care to assist me in describing how slow you guys are!

CallahandJOB – You’re so slow I heard a turtle sitting at the finish line betting his buddy he could make it as you exited the rattle snake.

Capt. Buck – You’re so slow if that Texas flag wasn’t painted on it would blow backwards.

J-Dub – You’re so slow I heard a team of eighty old ladies spanked you riding their Power Chairs.

J-dub- I'll give you some props for getting by me once. Don't want to know how you paid Fuller for the blocking.
Marv- You're so slow you NEED a 160+HP 1k to "whip up on" the boner 600's

Calahan-Marv was wrong, it was slugs

Leon Chad- Good thing those slugs were there near the start line as you used more than all of the track to win that one. Don't think I'm above smackin' on you just because you can't log on.(Feel free everyone)
And now I'm Calling out Troy Fuller....Good racing man, hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!
Oh and Mr. Smith.....we haven't met visually but I won't let that stop me. You should be ashamed of your podium hogging self!! Stooping to rub it into the mid-pack smack bunch. Oh the shame!! We only let Marv continue with us since his podium presence has thus far been a fluke. You on he other hand have way too many pieces of the coveted wood and plastic to have any real smack to talk of, as you seem to be occupied walking the walk. Come to think of it you probably have enough to give each of us two!! But since we are good sports and all I guess you are still welcome, so long as you do the honor of handing Esterly his butt every so often for us. If you need any tutoring in ways to bring the big guy down give me a call and I'll trade you smack lessons for ridding lessons. I can see a conspiracy in the works already...........

J-dub- I'll give you some props for getting by me once. Don't want to know how you paid Fuller for the blocking.
Marv- You're so slow you NEED a 160+HP 1k to "whip up on" the boner 600's

Calahan-Marv was wrong, it was slugs

Leon Chad- Good thing those slugs were there near the start line as you used more than all of the track to win that one. Don't think I'm above smackin' on you just because you can't log on.(Feel free everyone)
And now I'm Calling out Troy Fuller....Good racing man, hope J-Dub took good care of you. Hope I'm not behind you to watch you light up the rear at Oakhill. you know that tight restrictive feeling you get when you put your leathers on? Well that will be me all over you at Oakhill brother!!!
Oh and Mr. Smith.....we haven't met visually but I won't let that stop me. You should be ashamed of your podium hogging self!! Stooping to rub it into the mid-pack smack bunch. Oh the shame!! We only let Marv continue with us since his podium presence has thus far been a fluke. You on he other hand have way too many pieces of the coveted wood and plastic to have any real smack to talk of, as you seem to be occupied walking the walk. Come to think of it you probably have enough to give each of us two!! But since we are good sports and all I guess you are still welcome, so long as you do the honor of handing Esterly his butt every so often for us. If you need any tutoring in ways to bring the big guy down give me a call and I'll trade you smack lessons for ridding lessons. I can see a conspiracy in the works already...........