SURVIVOR-TEXAS STYLE

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,Texas is planning to do it's own,entitled Survivor-Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo covered with bumper stickers that read: " I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait sucks", "Hillary on 2004", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] So who's in?

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows,Texas is planning to do it's own,entitled Survivor-Texas Style. The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo covered with bumper stickers that read: " I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait sucks", "Hillary on 2004", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!" The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] So who's in?

Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

Style points for wardrobe and wig only,and the Volvo is NON turbo,you have a good sense of humor Andre,Don't you already have a pink Volvo? HA HA HA JK. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

Style points for wardrobe and wig only,and the Volvo is NON turbo,you have a good sense of humor Andre,Don't you already have a pink Volvo? HA HA HA JK. [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Andre Espaillat:
Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

that's it andre, we are definitely hanging out now... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Andre Espaillat:
Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

that's it andre, we are definitely hanging out now... [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif[/img]

transvestite does not mean white guy with a Black name!

transvestite does not mean white guy with a Black name!

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Originally posted by Jeff Lee:
[QB]" I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait sucks", "Hillary on 2004", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"[QB]

I used to have a pink motorcycle, but that's a LONG story. (It was supposed to be OSHA purple, but those color guides are never any good.)

I'm not a vegetarian, didn't vote for Gore, am not fond of Hillary, and I know that if George Strait sucked, he wouldn't be Strait, would he?

Oh, and I'm licensed to carry. (which is the only reason I'd be willing to compete and go for the extra points.)

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Originally posted by Jeff Lee:
[QB]" I'm a vegetarian", "I voted for Al Gore", "George Strait sucks", "Hillary on 2004", and "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"[QB]

I used to have a pink motorcycle, but that's a LONG story. (It was supposed to be OSHA purple, but those color guides are never any good.)

I'm not a vegetarian, didn't vote for Gore, am not fond of Hillary, and I know that if George Strait sucked, he wouldn't be Strait, would he?

Oh, and I'm licensed to carry. (which is the only reason I'd be willing to compete and go for the extra points.)

That's it,I have Andre and the black transvestite at 10/1 odds to win, anyone else want in on this? Jonny? If anyone could drive the wheels off of a pink Volvo it would be Andre!Go for the Checkered Flag! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] And for style points that black transvestite better be foxy with BIG hair and long nails! :p

That's it,I have Andre and the black transvestite at 10/1 odds to win, anyone else want in on this? Jonny? If anyone could drive the wheels off of a pink Volvo it would be Andre!Go for the Checkered Flag! [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] And for style points that black transvestite better be foxy with BIG hair and long nails! :p

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Originally posted by Andre Espaillat:
Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

You have anyone in particular in mind?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Andre Espaillat:
Do we get extra points if we have an African-American transvestite in the car with us?

You have anyone in particular in mind?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

How about Nue Beetles™ stead them there Volvos? Volvos kill more motorbikers than any other make. Well, whichever car is slower I suppose.

I'll ride escort on my lime green YXR. I'll zigzag in, out and under the monster trucks chasing ya'll and catch the falling brass. We can recycle it to pay medical bills.

:p

How about Nue Beetles™ stead them there Volvos? Volvos kill more motorbikers than any other make. Well, whichever car is slower I suppose.

I'll ride escort on my lime green YXR. I'll zigzag in, out and under the monster trucks chasing ya'll and catch the falling brass. We can recycle it to pay medical bills.

:p

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Originally posted by Rich Desmond:
You have anyone in particular in mind?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

No, but it shouldn't be hard for me to find one.

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Originally posted by Rich Desmond:
You have anyone in particular in mind?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]

No, but it shouldn't be hard for me to find one.

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Originally posted by Jeff Lee:
black transvestite better be foxy with BIG hair and long nails! :p

Is there any other kind?

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Originally posted by Jeff Lee:
black transvestite better be foxy with BIG hair and long nails! :p

Is there any other kind?

Andre, [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] they will be judged on a case by case basis,and BIG hair and long nails are a must...clickety clack, clickety clack...

Andre, [img]/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] they will be judged on a case by case basis,and BIG hair and long nails are a must...clickety clack, clickety clack...