Wanted: Nemesis

[Dave Felio]

I seek that which inspires: I am accepting applications for the role of Nemesis.

You are slightly faster than I am, but I win once in a while. Mostly, I dislike you, but would probably select you first for beers after the race. I might even cook you a steak on the Big Green Egg.

Between the two of us, the club recognises an epic battle, on the track and in the paddock. The crap talk crests Everest with the kind of regularity only a G.I. clientele knows.

Our personal best times are always found when we race each other.

Apply in person, at Hallet. Solo 30 Expert race.

This has gotta be some of the most sublime P.W.I. that I've read in a long time.

I'm a Jack Daniel's-and-Haiku's man myself. But nothing quite this high-browed...