Wanted: Nemesis

[Dave Felio]

I seek that which inspires: I am accepting applications for the role of Nemesis.

You are slightly faster than I am, but I win once in a while. Mostly, I dislike you, but would probably select you first for beers after the race. I might even cook you a steak on the Big Green Egg.

Between the two of us, the club recognises an epic battle, on the track and in the paddock. The crap talk crests Everest with the kind of regularity only a G.I. clientele knows.

Our personal best times are always found when we race each other.

Apply in person, at Hallet. Solo 30 Expert race.

This has gotta be some of the most sublime P.W.I. that I've read in a long time.

I'm a Jack Daniel's-and-Haiku's man myself. But nothing quite this high-browed...

[Jim Dugger]

oh oh me me !!!!

I'd love to hate you if you would just show up.

[Jim Dugger]

I'm a Jack Daniel's-and-Haiku's man myself.

To be feared, you must be fast,
but I can beat you;
So it will be, at Hallett.

[Dave Felio]

I'm not sure what stirs more fear -
Wielding such great speed,
Or what cooks in that Big Green Egg ?

[Jim Dugger]

the big green egg, smoke so sweet;
pork shoulder, better than Boldt.
Always wins rainy Sunday.

[Dave Felio]

I think I'm going to switch to Jameson's and Limericks. This ****'s starting to make me feel like I'm wearing skinny jeans and a turtleneck.

[Jim Dugger]

Use your safe word.

[Carl Price]

Nuts and Boldts and Dugger smoke
EBR noise and shake
Kawasaki rear tire ahead

[Kasey Lewis]

Nuts and Boldts and Dugger smoke
EBR noise and shake
Kawasaki rear tire ahead

Best. Poem. Ever. Might get that as a tattoo.......

[Heinz Roy]

Awesome!

Best. Poem. Ever. Might get that as a tattoo.......