2006 Suzuki SV650

[Sean Brown]

Stay out of my back yard.
Damn Felio. Devil, devil, devil.

This is not my bike. I am selling it for a friend.

[Brandon Orr]

This thread just went to level 11.

[Sean Brown]

[Steven Smith]

"How many do you need?"

It's well known that he formula for how many bikes you need is N+1, where N = the amount of bikes you currently have.

[Sean Brown]

Army and Navy have finally come together to make great things happen. Steven Smith is a genius. Thank you for coming to my assistance. Beer is on me at MSRH.

[Keith Jordan]

I love what you have done to the place Sean.

[Dave Felio]

It's well known that he formula for how many bikes you need is N+1, where N = the amount of bikes you currently have.

Valid theory for most, but you clearly you haven't seen the latest research on the Sean Brown model, Professor Smith. It goes something like:


BN(SB) = N(SB) + dEC/dt*DeltaT + dEF/dt*DeltaT + P_POS|$(SB) + K_S&S*rand(184)


where


BN(SB) = the Bikes Needed function for Sean Brown

dEC/dt = the endurance crash rate, or the foercasted time rate-of-change of endurance crashes

dEF/dt = the endurance critical failure rate, or the forecasted time rate-of-change of endurance mechanical or electrical failures

DeltaT = time interval of the forecast. (typically time-to-next race weekend, but the model seems to hold up over longer intervals)

P_POS|$(SB) = the Bayesian probability than Sean will encounter another available P.O.S. GIVEN that SB has recently been paid or has experienced a windfall of some sort

K_S&S = the Sanford-and-Sons randomness gain factor. Pretty much a modelling kludge to help match inexplicable random acquisition behavior

rand(184) = random number generator function, based on a Gaussian distribution. (Important that the seed number be the SB plate for that function to work right)

N(SB) = The Sean Brown current state, or number of "bikes" owned, as defined by # of VIN's owned. ( note that a SB bike can consist of a rolling or non-rolling frame, a fractional cracked frame, or even a smoking heap of rubble with a valid VIN)

Q.E.D.

[Brandon Orr]

Am I at the end of the internet? I feel like I have seen everything now.

[Mitchell Klein]

Dear god what did I start?

[John Redford]

Sean - I have some questions about the bike, is it still for sale?